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« on: October 15, 2009, 10:58:49 AM »

Even for the most agile woman, the  superior or "woman on top" position can be awkward.  Your legs seem to get in the way and prevent the kind of deep penetration you are trying to achieve.  To that end a sex bench would facilitate things greatly and you can build your own.

Materials Needed

1 piece of 1/2 inch or 3/4 inch CDX board cut to 20"x74" (for average six foot man)
2 layers of 4 inch thick x 24 inches wide x 74 inches long.  If you need the foam cut in two or more pieces you will also need lightweight quilt batting to cover it.
5 plastic milk crates
12 1 inch electrical clamps
12 1 inch flat metal washers
1 twin size comforter
1 twin size sheet
two pillows
    With the board print side down, using a folding measure or retractable tape measure, lightly mark the placements for the milk crates.  Place the milk crates face down on the markings.  Secure them to the board using two clamps and two washers, one through each handle and one extra one in the outside ends of the two crates at the end of the board. With assistance, turn the bench right side up.  Lay the foam down, one layer on top of each other.  It will adhere to itself so no glue is necessary.  The extra width of the foam will cushion the sides of the board.  Place the batting on top.  It doesn't have to cover the entire surface of the foam, only where the center of the body of the person on the bottom will rest.  Cover with the twin comforter which adds another layer of cushion;  add the pillows and move it into the reserved location. 

    The bench will be wide enough and stable enough to support the weight of two people up to approximately 500 lbs and it will be narrow enough for a woman of average height to comfortably straddle
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2009, 12:11:34 AM »

I got some milk crates... Cool
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 08:13:20 AM »

aww isnt that sweet fash is offering his crates so him n bogun can build a sex bench together... so whos guna be the the fucker and whos the fuckee?
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 10:10:13 AM »

I got some milk crates... Cool

fash, miss dimbo may need sumit stronger than milk crates...she's a pretty big gal u know. (BUW..big ugly woman)
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 10:16:52 AM »

i dont really give a fuck what ur thoughts on me are... yeah im short, im fat and im ugly... dont make out im anything special, or make out im hot shit got every cunt chasin me
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 10:21:35 AM »

... yeah im short, im fat and im ugly...

u do realise that u can't really change the way u look but u can appear to me more beautiful if u change ur personality to be a nicer person
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 10:23:18 AM »

well u claim ur so sexy, show yaself cunt features

and u need a personality adjustment hunny, im sure we all agree on that
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 10:41:36 AM »

well u claim ur so sexy, show yaself cunt features


see what i mean...do try to be nicer
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 10:42:46 AM »

im nice to everyone, other then the cunts that i come across

got no time for cock faces
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 12:01:51 PM »

BoGun...do you reckon sheilas go for that on top thing or is that all bs...?
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 08:16:38 PM »

BoGun...do you reckon sheilas go for that on top thing or is that all bs...?
WTF Fash, are u a virgin or something?  Huh
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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 09:22:33 PM »

BoGun...do you reckon sheilas go for that on top thing or is that all bs...?
WTF Fash, are u a virgin or something?  Huh


Not telling... Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2010, 11:19:20 AM »

SEX BENCH??? wtf are you on about! The best sex bench I ever rooted on was the bonnet of me old HQ!!!
DEad set you need help cunt!
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