Ask Aunty Heather

[Heather Brooke]

Ok boys and girls anything you wanna know, shoot away. I am here to offer advice, tips  and a stunningly good time. Is your misus being a cunt of a thing? Constantly on her rag? let Aunty Heather know. Nothing is too hard, I will try and fix everything. Throw em at me.....

[redneck carnt]

hello Aunty Heather

question, shaved balls or unshaven?? i was thinkin id give the missus a surprise hehehe

[Heather Brooke]

Well for me, I will have to say unshaved. I like my man to be a man, not a 12 yr old boy. That doesnt mean however that us shazzs dont appreciate a bit of weeding in your man garden though fellas. A trim here and there works wonders. Helps us shazzas go deep  and not have to worry about plucking your pubes from our teeth. Short and curlys mean just that, short and curly. Any overgrown bush shit is just not on.
My advice redneck is to take a pair of scissors and trim ya garden of love up a bit. Ya shazza will appreciate any work you have done, and besides, can ya imagine nicking ya ball bag with a half blunt razor?

[OzyGunja]

Q - Heather Babe....I got a couple for ya from one bogan to another.....

1 - How much piss do you think is OK for ya average Bogan to consume each day before you would start callin him/her an alcoholic?

2- How many roots a day should ya expect to get out of a decent Shazza?

[Heather Brooke]

1 - How much piss do you think is OK for ya average Bogan to consume each day before you would start callin him/her an alcoholic?
Geeze Ozy, thats a hard one. Ya see if ya not sinking piss, you arent a true bogan are ya? I'd have to say when you drink too much piss to get it up or you cant root for spewing ya hole out, you have a problem.

2- How many roots a day should ya expect to get out of a decent Shazza?
Any decent Shazza will be open for business all day long. A decent bitch wouldnt turn anything back. Now me, meself, I like to make my supurb oral skills available for my man all the bloody time. I set me alarm 10 minutes before he has to get up just so I can wake him up with me lips round his shaft. My mouth is ready and waiting (with his plate of dinner of course) when he walks in the door after a long hard day, and me favourite is when we are heading out somewhere in tha car.
Too much sex will make ya fanny sloppy, I like keepin mine tight, but yeah, me man dont mind a good head job, and if there is one thing i do excellently......

[beefcurtain]

Hi Aunty Heather,

To swallow or not to swallow....that is the question!

Beefy

[Heather Brooke]

Are you serious? Beef Curtain, I suggest you google me.

[beefcurtain]

I did Google ya a few months ago! Hehehehe! In fact I think you have been googled heaps!

[Heather Brooke]

WEll you would know spitting is against my religion. 

[redneck carnt]

Aunty Heather,

How hard was it for you to setup ya own porn site? (excuse tha pun)

[redneck carnt]

wat happend to ya heather? did i ask tha wrong type of question?

[bigdickjoe]

Auntie Heather, are u the one fucking our old member uncle arthur? Do you swallow with teeth in or out? It's OK, you can answer. I am over the age of 18!

[OzyGunja]

I wonder what happend to Aunty Heather?...She was good value.....well.. any chick that can suck a golfball thru a garden hose is pretty good value...LOL

[BoGun]

Gosh, this is an old thread.
Perhaps this site should be looking towards the future and not dwelling too much on the past.

[meat curtain]

Gosh, this is an old thread.
Perhaps this site should be looking towards the future and not dwelling too much on the past.

what do you mean the old stuff is way better than whats here now