The federal erection - err, election

[jaxxen]

Dunno about you cunts, but no way do I want that Marxist bitch Ghoulia Dillard to win.

[Flamin Morry]

nah fark that, but i dunno how to vote for any of them cunts. They're all a bunch of cocksuckin fuckers.

Politics is all about suckin the most cock to get further up the chain, where you then boot out the cunt who's dick you just sucked, and so on. All farkin dodgy cunts and not worth the coin they get paid for

Bring Pauline back, at least she said what we all thunk

[Miss Dingo]

i wanna see julia do better hen any bloke, show u fuckers if u want a job done right u gotta put a sheila in there... hahahahaha

[jaxxen]

i wanna see julia do better hen any bloke, show u fuckers if u want a job done right u gotta put a sheila in there... hahahahaha

Don't mind havin' a sheila in charge, it's just the wrong bloody one! Bring back Pauline!

[jaxxen]

Though one thing about Julia Gillard is that she does sound like a bogan. 

[BLUDGER]

Shes a RANGA, Her blokes a bit of a dodgy knockabout, shes an atheist, c'mon use cunts give the mole a go! Whats the option? TONY FUCKBAG POOFTER ABBOTT? What a fucking MONG that cunt is, gettin on the Lisa Minnelli in his togs talking all that christian drivel about his daughters virginity etc! Tha blokes a suspect rock spider!