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Snatch Biatch
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2008, 06:15:45 PM »
its dry as a nun's nasty, ya nong.

cold as a witches tit

she needs a good root and a green apple

fuck my brown dog

ya long strand of duck shit

head like a robbers dog

ugly as a hatfull of arse holes

up yours (a klassic!)

a man's not a camel

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CUNT LIKE A HORSE COLLAR

^PMSL!
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2008, 07:11:48 PM »
Quote from: Snatch Biatch on January 20, 2008, 06:15:45 PM
its dry as a nun's nasty, ya nong.

cold as a witches tit

she needs a good root and a green apple

fuck my brown dog

ya long strand of duck shit

head like a robbers dog

ugly as a hatfull of arse holes

up yours (a klassic!)

a man's not a camel

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CUNT LIKE A HORSE COLLAR

^PMSL!

That Shazza can take her undies down to her knees and her Cunts still in em!! Grin Grin

Ugly as a bag of tripe!

Not worth a cuntfull of cold water

Ive seen more fat on a butchers pencil!

Usefull as a kickstand on a Kenworth!

built like a fuckin crayfish,, Shit in the head and Meat in the arse!

That cunt couldnt fight his way out of a poofters tea party!

Any chance of a sixty eighhter luv? You go down on me and I'll owe ya one Wink Wink Wink Wink

Seen better heads on pots of flat beer!

And the old classic!:-

Your breaths that bad mate people look forward to yer farts!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2008, 08:31:58 PM »
A stubby short of a six pack.
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2008, 06:20:49 AM »

Goes like a cut cat ( Torana's and Kingswoods of course Wink)
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2008, 09:57:48 PM »
nooo mynes way better




what do you think this is bush week??
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2008, 11:20:02 PM »
Shit end of the stick.
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"I have a grand dream of Australians evolving as a splendid new race of British stock without the admixture of other races" - Alfred Deakin

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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2008, 11:31:52 PM »
A dingo took my baby!
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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2009, 05:05:04 PM »


*Fair Suck of the Sav
*Bangs like a Dunny Door in the Wind
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Hi how ya doing? My names Prossie Bogan, & Im a 43 year old extremely Proud Bogan chick. Prossie is slang Prospect ( Blacktown) other wise known as Bogan Paradise and I f*cken love it! Im born and bred Bogan its in my DNA, I will 4eva be a f*cken loud, Proud  Bogan bitch- PROSSIE PRIDE 4 EVER!!
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happy now the pics gone?.. fuckin whingin males


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« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2009, 11:59:31 PM »
in more shit the poofs finger
drier then a dead dingos donger
a wank short of an orgasm
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 09:27:18 AM »
* This cars got more rattles than a millioniars baby
 
* He knows 4/5ths of fuck all & I taught him evry fing he knows

* Your as funny as a hand grenade in a pre school

* (if someone asks ya how to do somethin - reply wif this) : "Bend over & I'll show ya"

* "Well, i'm not here to to fuck spiders"
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yous can all go and git farked
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