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« on: January 17, 2008, 10:11:38 AM »
Alroight youse lot, start postin ya best eva BOGAN sayin of all time here..

To start it off I've a few

"Stone tha crows"

"get a dog up ya"

"Garn git farked"
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 10:53:13 AM »
Strewth Ruth
Crack a coldie
Farkin Grouse
Ripper
Joke Joyce
Show us ya pink bits?
Garn Git Farked
Suck More Piss
Show us ya drop punt
suck a brown
Goes off like a frog in a sock
Flat out like lizard drinkin
Farkinhell monkey theres a squillion ov em!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 11:46:55 AM »
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Show us ya pink bits?

hehe! I get this one ALOT! Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 11:48:07 AM »
Quote from: juicysmoo on January 17, 2008, 11:46:55 AM
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Show us ya pink bits?

hehe! I get this one ALOT! Tongue
i bet ya do!! But the question still remains luv?Huh
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 11:51:41 AM »
And what question would that be??  Wink

Go on just say it! Grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 02:34:54 PM »
Quote from: juicysmoo on January 17, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
And what question would that be??  Wink

Go on just say it! Grin

SHOW US YER DROP PUNT
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 02:38:57 PM »
All class arn't ya Pissa!  LOL

I've never found that approach to work too well meself....but 10 points for effort m8!
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 02:41:53 PM »
Quote from: OzyGunja on January 17, 2008, 02:38:57 PM
All class arn't ya Pissa!  LOL

I've never found that approach to work too well meself....but 10 points for effort m8!
buddy i'm just bein polite! The sheila aksed me a kwestion and I answered it honestly! What d'ya xpect from a lout like me??? PMSL!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 08:53:24 PM »
I'm so hungry i could eat the arsehole out of a low flying duck

Holy snappin dog taters

garn git a slabba new inyaa carrrrrnt
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 03:32:57 PM »
garn git farked
g'day hungry.. im wayno
giddus a new luv
goes like the clappers
got more rattles than a milionares baby
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 05:57:09 PM »
* I'm so hungry i could eat the arse out ova low flying duck.

* Well fuck me

* That stupid cunt knows 4/5th's of fuck all anyway.

* Show us ya Bearded Taco

* Show us ya axe wound

* Pull me finger

* Oi, smell my finger... thats ya sister  LOL 

* LES IS A CUNT
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 01:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Lil Carnt on January 18, 2008, 05:57:09 PM
* I'm so hungry i could eat the arse out ova low flying duck.

* Well fuck me

* That stupid cunt knows 4/5th's of fuck all anyway.

* Show us ya Bearded Taco

* Show us ya axe wound

* Pull me finger

* Oi, smell my finger... thats ya sister  LOL 

* LES IS A CUNT

DO YA KNOW MEL MANINGA? WEL MEL MY NINGA!

DRY AS A DEAD DINGOES DONGA

SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A BASHED CRAB

A FACE LIKE A TWISTED SANDSHOE

FAIR SUCK OF THE SAV

WHERES THE PISS MISS?

DONE LIKE DIRTY DIM SIM

LOOKS LIKE THE DOGS BREAKFAST

MOUTH FEELS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A COCKY CAGE

CUNT LIKE A HORSE COLLAR

TEETH LIKE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (ALL BROKEN)


LEATS GO DOWN THE RUBBEDY DUB FOR A PIGS EAR !
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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2008, 08:23:08 PM »
I'm as dry as a nun's cunt.
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2008, 08:34:47 PM »
Quote from: moccasinmadonna on January 19, 2008, 08:23:08 PM
I'm as dry as a nun's cunt.

haha i like that one

also sweatin like a hooker in a church
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2008, 08:58:12 PM »
flamin strewth ya bloody mongrel

courtesy of alf stewart
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