(You managed to post without spelling mistakes, and only one swearword . . . amazing. <3 However, instead of that comma, there should be a semicolon. I thought you might want to know that.)
. . . Guess what? You don't know anything about me. You don't know where I live, how old I am, how I've been brought up, etc., etc.
That also means you don't know whether I was born here or flew here.
FYI, I was born and bred in the beautiful country of Australia.
Also, it's rude to insult someone for something that doesn't even apply to them, and you have just assumed. Like giving the rude finger to a man wearing a turban. Not only racist but also immature. The two go hand in hand.
I'm sure you'll all be disappointed to hear I won't be coming back here. I have better things to do than argue with fools.
So long, suckers, and thanks for all the fish!
Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.