New-age bogans exposed on website, Things Bogans Like

[wb202]

#32 Glamour Photography
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/32-glamour-photography/

Once again another fucken letdown...
They`re talkin` about getting ya fucken picture taken fuck that!

...and I thought we were in for some glam porn from google...

...and here is a page for YOU BoYgun...

[brisbane times]

Billy stop stealing stuff from that website...he stole it from here and your stealin back...

It's not a good look...

[wb202]

Read what I said Ozy...

They have been in here READING AND PRINTING off pages of posts...

Plus they have a plant in here that you didn't pick up and BAN because you were too worried about BoGun...

Now be a good MOD and MOD the site properly ffs...

At least you know YOUR stuff is safe... They won`t be stealing anything of YOURS...

...and that probably goes all the way through to YOU in `real life`...
Your fucked up job sorting buttons in a sheltered workshop, your ugly undesireable girlfriend and your POS car LOL etc etc...

The only thing of yours worth anything is the air you breathe before you breath it but like anything else of yours once you`ve touched it`s fucked!
Multiple personality YOUR new username should have been `Oxygen Waster`!

In real life do you change you name every few months cause you`ve fucked that as well?
 Don`t bother replying but I know I`ll get one anyway...




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[OzyGunja]

I had a flick thru that site....All of it looked like total bullshit to me!
Those carnts seem about as "Bogan" as a ravin seppo homo with his own float at the Mardi Gras!....(Sound familiar??...lol)
For starters, they need a tablespoon of cement and a big Harden The Fuck Up!

Fuckin Rove....Pffftt!...LOL

[wb202]

#18 – Petrol Consumption as Recreation
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/18-petrol-consumption/

I gotta agree with the cunts here...
My favourite pastime! Even better than sitting on my arse drinking piss and giving shit to people on the internet LOL
I just love burnin` a hundred litres of UPULP out my twin pipes (or 4 X 6 inch cannons LOL) just for something to do...

I could tell ya`s bout the time I drove my old HJ panno from Bris to Cairns to Bris to Sydney to Canberra to Adelaide to Perth to Bris just for something to do but that just might be some B.S I`m spinning to make me sound like I`m `King of the Bouges` or some shit LOL

But what is so bogan about going out for a drive anyway?

 
Riding along in my automobile
My baby beside me at the wheel
I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile
my curiosity running wild
cruisin' and playin' the radio
with no particular place to go
 

Was Chuck Berry a Bogan?
Are Gran and Gramps going out for a Sunday drive in the Camry bogans?
Where the does start and where does it end?

Does anyone really give a flying fuck about the environment anymore?

Who wants to go for a drive?

[OzyGunja]

Yeah I love burning Hi octane petrol and Methanol on a weekend too!...haha

[wb202]

#22 – Cover Bands
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/11/10/22-cover-bands/

Agree with this one too except for the title...
It`s Covers bands you fucktard spaz`s!!!

I`ve played in a few myself and I love a good COVERS BAND but I`d be fucked if I`m gonna sit through a few sets of some cunts rendition of `Nickle-Fuck` tunes and the like...

These days I`d probably prefer to smoke a few `rippers` and go see a good blues band...(maybe I`m just old LOL!)

I like seeing people get up and go for it doing.... Karry.... Karry .... Kareoke?
The chicks watching it really dig it too and start singing and dancing and their tits start bouncing up and down  

Do you cunts ever see any good covers bands around where youse are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bztYvKl-XYg

[BoGun]

Paul,
You're a braindead baffoon.

[wb202]

Paul,
You're a braindead baffoon.

I know you have been trying and trying and trying but if you dig deep enough and look in the right places you can find out my name, address and phone number...

HQ-WB car parts is a good starter but WB202 is better...

Good luck cunt and try not to get side-tracked by all the kiddie porn that`s out there!

[wb202]

#3  Tramp Stamps
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/3-tramp-stamps/

I got heaps of tatts myself but I`m not really into chicks with tatts but I`m into chicks so I suppose the good looking chicks tatts I could get into...

Errrrrrrrrr....
I reckon phrases such as `Tramp-Stamp` and `Slag-Tag` were probably first uttered by some way outta her prime heffer when she spotted a cute little butterfly just above TDC on the buttcheeks of some little hottie...

"Case closed. End of Story"

[wb202]

#9 Getting HUGE
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/9-getting-huge/

Another major fucken letdown...
I thought we were going out for some Maccas or we won a years supply of KFC but they`re talking about going to the fucken gym FUCK THAT!

...and here is BoYguns idea of getting HUGE

[OzyGunja]

Fucken funny shit WB!.....HAHA!!
He wants to get huge so he can show those asian love dolls who's Boss!

[BoGun]

I see the obsession continues. Why does every thread get back to people chatting about me?
Have you folks no lives?

[wb202]

I was gonna add some more shit to this so I went back in there only to find that thier list is getting longer....

Now their talking about fucked up shit like thousand dollar wedding cakes FFS you can buy a new set of Yokie fatslappers for that... Why waste it on a fucken cake?

I skimmed through some other shit but it was all fucked!

The only thing of any "substance or quality" I could find was this comment from Bogan #1

Bogan #1 (19:43:22) :

I love this line:

[We are very young, very white, and total arseholes. And that’s how we like it.]

Unless you were actually face to face with a real bogan, though, right? Good to see its still ok to generalise about and persecute people who are different than the boring, white bread, private school poofters of Melbourne. Just remember, when it comes to culture, music, film and history – bogans have contributed more to Australia than any other home grown subculture. And a whitebread dork with a website isn’t going to change that. Maybe you head out to Sunshine, Bayswater, Frankston or Dandenong and start slagging off bogans you might learn something.

Nowhere in there could I find any mention of Holden straight six-bangers or thumpin` 253s... 

Those cunts are so fucked!

[riv]

Hey, he might have some shit completely off the mark, but I say he's got it fucking bang on when I go into a department store in Ipswich Queensland, which would have to be a serious contender for Bogan Capital of Australia, and smack bang on the wall in the canvas prints section is a print straight out of the bogan wedding photography blog. Note the pic under "sometimes words just don’t quite cut it." and note the pic on the wall  of the store. http://tinyurl.com/yd7b9w9 Now THAT is FUCKING HILARIOUS.