New-age bogans exposed on website, Things Bogans Like

[wb202]

Hey, he might have some shit completely off the mark, but I say he's got it fucking bang on when I go into a department store in Ipswich Queensland, which would have to be a serious contender for Bogan Capital of Australia, . 

Maybe in the eighties or early nineties it was up there in SEQ but have you been around Inala/ Logan (ryhmes with bogan) or Bundaberg/ Burnett Heads lately?

Note the pic under "sometimes words just don’t quite cut it." and note the pic on the wall  of the store. http://tinyurl.com/yd7b9w9 Now THAT is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

If you find something that is`nt there "FUCKING HILARIOUS" then best of luck to ya and pass some of that stuff over here!

I guess as our language evolves so the does the meaning of the word `bogan`...
Remember when they used to call us SEQldr`s `bevans`?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *sigh*

What the fuck are you doing going into department stores anyway? LOL

[OzyGunja]

LOL...The spies have been in here checking us out!

Look they did this one just for me n all!

http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/47-fuck-off-were-full-stickers/

Fuck Off, We’re Full” Stickers

The “Fuck Off, We’re Full” sticker is racism-as-automotive-adornment, a nod and a wink to other racist Bogans – “yes, I’m a racist too, it’s OK, you belong.

Spot on Bevans!....hahaha

[wb202]

Fuck Ozy... They`re stealin` your stuff man!

[wb202]

The “Fuck Off, We’re Full” sticker is racism-as-automotive-adornment, a nod and a wink to other racist Bogans – “yes, I’m a racist too, it’s OK, you belong.

The only people I wink at are hot chix at the lights (mainly in beema`s and mercs  )

Stickers on cars suck but I suppose if it pulls the chix...

[OzyGunja]

WTF`s gonna be next

The dumb carnts havent even covered the basics yet!  Farken hell they have covered some absolutley SHIT topics but!
I think I have found 2-3 now that have been slightly amusing...the rest is pretty UN-Bogan crap if you ask me!
(This is what happens when Seppo's think they know shit about our shit......rofl)

Where is the fuckin basics like...Beer, Flano's, double pluggas, beer, Desert boots(rollers), K26's, wife beaters, and did I mention...beer.....lol

We know they come here for inspriation on new topics.....so make a few suggestions and see what the fuckin genius's come up with next.

Have they done Pre-mixed "spirit" drinks yet?.....I'm a bit partial to a can of Jack, Jimmy, Bundy or Turkey meself!....

Watch and wait carnts....LOL

[BoGun]

...the rest is pretty UN-Bogan crap if you ask me!
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Un-bogan like wearing fake bogan wigs, wearing flano over trendy yuppie clobber and pretending to talk like genuine boges?
Fuck me sport!!! You're living in a dream world.

[OzyGunja]

...the rest is pretty UN-Bogan crap if you ask me!

Un-bogan like wearing fake bogan wigs, wearing flano over trendy yuppie clobber and pretending to talk like genuine boges?
Fuck me sport!!! You're living in a dream world.
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Un-Bogan....as in shit I'm not really interested in.....LOL
I didnt even know what Ed-Hardy shit fuckin was.......Get a dog up yaz!

[riv]

Hey, he might have some shit completely off the mark, but I say he's got it fucking bang on when I go into a department store in Ipswich Queensland, which would have to be a serious contender for Bogan Capital of Australia, . 

Maybe in the eighties or early nineties it was up there in SEQ but have you been around Inala/ Logan (ryhmes with bogan) or Bundaberg/ Burnett Heads lately?

Note the pic under "sometimes words just don’t quite cut it." and note the pic on the wall  of the store. http://tinyurl.com/yd7b9w9 Now THAT is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

If you find something that is`nt there "FUCKING HILARIOUS" then best of luck to ya and pass some of that stuff over here!

I guess as our language evolves so the does the meaning of the word `bogan`...
Remember when they used to call us SEQldr`s `bevans`?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *sigh*

What the fuck are you doing going into department stores anyway? LOL

Hey don't you worry, there are still bogans in Ipswich alive and well trust me. Yes I am familar with Logan it is unfortunate that is where most of the best motorbike shops in Brisbane are About the only people in Logan & Inala who arent Bogans I've ever met are the coppers & ambos who are hanging out to get the f
out of there.

Shit dude don't tell me there aren't bogans in Ipswich, I went to take my fucking dog to the vet the other day at Redbank Plains, first time I had been to this place because my usual guy wasnt available. The side of the vet has a jailed off area that opens to some wankers yard. I rocked up at like 9am, In the space of about 5 minutes I watched him down a XXXX sus out the situation, then him and his equally bogan mate select some crap from their back yard (ie full of cars and shit) -  throw up car hoods & a old bomb facing the road with "FOR SALE" signs (i mean seriously, who the fuck wants to buy a ford XD bonnet, and 5 of them.) all the while his festy bogan missues watches on in her disgustingly short pants like she was some spankin promo girl. meanwhile some dumbfuck scrag comes out of the vet, puts a brand spanking new puppy in the car with all the windows up, in a car that had just been preheated for 30 mins whilst she was in for a consult, in order to go back in the vet and peruse dog foods and other things. so on one side i got a dickhead locking a dog in a car in front of a vet, on the other side i got some ferral animals lining up bonnets facing the street with for sale signs. only in ipswich.



 

Had to go into a BigW and buy one of them stupid fucking snowglobes for someone elses dumbfuck xmas gift..

[wb202]

Read it again cunt!!!!!!!!!

Where did I say there`s no bogans left in Ippy anymore?

Were you ever lappin` there in an LX in the early nineties?

BTW I reckon deadshits who want 50 big ones for an XD bonnet are nearly as fucked in the head as deadshits who leave dogs in preheated ovens (cars) in the midday QLD sun...

 on the other side i got some ferral animals lining up bonnets facing the street with for sale signs. only in ipswich.

No cunt that`s just more deluded shit that you think you saw...

[BLUDGER]

Thherse Yuppy posh rats need to get a life! They sound like a bunch of wihe sippin pofters to me! I dont giv a a flyin fuck wot they think ov us!!