JOKES

[jaxxen]

Roy, the poofta, goes into the doctor's office and Has some tests run.

The  doctor comes back and says, ' Roy , I'm not going to beat around the  bush.

You have AIDS.'

Roy is devastated. 'Doc,  what can I do?

Eat 1  curry sausage,

1 head of Cabbage,   

20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,

10 Jalapeno  Peppers,

40 walnuts and  40 peanuts,

1/2 box Of All Bran,

And top it off with a litre of  prune juice..'

Roy asks bewildered,

 ' Will that cure me, Doc?'

Doc says, No,

But it should leave you With a  better understanding

Of what your ARSE is for.

[Flamin Morry]

Q. How do you know an asian has just robbed your house?

A. Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the cunt's still trying to reverse out of your driveway

[jaxxen]

THE OLD MOTOR

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
Of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing.  How do you do it at your age?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
Of their second child. The same nurse was attending
The delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something else!
How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:

Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'

[jaxxen]

*       Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide
plumber

*       The BNP have donated 6,000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

*       The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani
president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakis if
they want some back.

*       I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles to fetch water now!
I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.

*       What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa Dinghy.

*        There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called Swim Fast.

*       Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

[Grouse_cunt]

I fostered a Muslim child yesterday..... all four cans hit him on the head!



The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding the dead ones.

There were no survivors from that recent Pakistani Airlines plane that crashed, killing all 152 people on board. Both families are devastated.


 

[OzyGunja]

The Jews must have finally got that microwave array working on the HAARP site...gave it a test run over Pakistan...haha (cunts)...no joke.

http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/pandora/haarp.html