BOGAN'S PETS!!

[PISSFARTER]

Now it aint no secret I love me English Staffordshire Bull Terrier Salton, so Heres a reminder of what he looked like 3 months ago. He's a grouse dog , loves a root, loves a fight, and is as loyal as the days long so whack up a picky of ya dog, goat, sheep-if yer from over the ditch, camel,  or if yer a nazi yer wife will do, although we've seen a LOT of ugly Fraulines up here so dont bother too much. Even a snake goanna, turtle whatever Give us a look. I bet my Salton can eat em all. He likes other dogs, but prefers small Nazi kids for brekkie. But lately he spits em all out, coz he can tell theyre 1/2 breeds, the mums are German, the dads have a bit of trouble gettin it up so the jews fix theyre women for em, thats why the Nazis hate them!!

[Flanno Kid]

got a fat little fox terri, he eats steak, fucks bitches and he helps when he can with scaring the cockies off the farm. Get ya a few pics up tomoz when he was a little takka.

[PISSFARTER]

Cool, We have a jack russel foxie x bitch , Shes a little fatty too, but plenty of dash and keeps the staffy in line, (most of the time) Gotta watch him thogh theyre jaws are rated at 1800 lbs per square inch!!! Scary stuff!

[Flanno Kid]

yeah one bite from a labby would kill our little bastard off in the right place. Still it aint the size of the dog that matters... its how much fights hes got

[FLANNO MAN]

Still it aint the size of the dog that matters... its how much fights hes got

oh junior, get it right!

it ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
 

[Flanno Kid]

fucking close enough

[FLANNO MAN]

it's ok junior, you will get it right next time.

whats the caper with these pet snakes I been readin about? can ya train em? do they come when ya call em, fetch a ball or what do they do?

[Wayne Dodson]

i trained me pet snake tgo fucken fetch sheilas and fucken root em hard 

[FLANNO MAN]

na, not ya trouser snake. ya wouldn't be keepin it in a cage would ya

[Wayne Dodson]

fuck no not lately since me sheila fucked off. ive been rooten every sheila i fucken come across! well the ones that fucken wanna root cos i ask em all "wanna root love" most of em say git farked 

[Flanno Kid]

wont get nothing if you dont ask for it. cant be fucked looking for ol' charlies pup photos.

[PISSFARTER]

The pet pythions are GROUSE!!! I had a green tree python I called him Aristottle, Rhyming slang for bottle, coz I found him up nth with his head stuck in a VB stubbie! The carnt was the best pet, used to leave him in me panno, and he'd sit on the steering wheel and sun himself! I got abot four parking fines all in the one plastic bag one day! I caught up with tghe grey maggot that put em there, and said why four? He said I wrote all of these out at diffrernt times, but was to scared to go near the windscreen as there was a 5 foot snake on the dash! He was protective of the old sandy panno!! the cunts are grouse for keepin rats and mice away too!!

[Wayne Dodson]

fucken sounds beaut pissa. fuck gotta get me one of em along with a bloody croc or something i can tie up in the front yard to keep them religious cunts outta me way.

[PISSFARTER]

If ya buy a snake wayno, you'l find the bigger they are the cheaper they are! As the bigger pythons are usually older! A good size shoe lace snake, is about $400 in vic, but if yerv got any mates up nth, they can get ya one for free! get an olive Python, A carpet, diamond, or olive python!! Theres heaps of grouse ones, and nothin better than gettin ya mates around for a pissup and watchin the snake strangle a live rat then eat the bastard! If only we had jaws like a snake we could drink beer straight outta the keg, no tap required!!

[aussie_pride]

i wanna get meself a dog soon ill put a picture up when i get it
at the moment all i got as pets is sum fuckin cows bout 6 of the cunts 2 of em are in the freezer