Billy's Book for Blokes

[jaxxen]

http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=94&book=9781741755701

This archetypal loveable larrikin shares his wisdom on sport and life with good humour and great hilarity.

Description

There's a lot more to being a bloke than meets the eye.

Billy Brownless is a good bloke. He likes a beer and a bet. Loves his footy, the Darl and his kids. But Billy is worried that blokes are becoming extinct, that before long they'll be like the Tasmanian Tiger - just a rare sighting reported every now and again.

So here is Billy's guide to blokedom: from the essential rules every mate must stick to, to the ins-and-outs of backyard cricket, and how to have a perfect day out at the tip, it's everything the modern bloke needs to know. There's even Billy's unique take on what not to wear. And he couldn't resist sharing some stories of his own, from the days when he was a Geelong football legend ...

Fuckin' good on tha cunt. 

[jaxxen]

Billy Brownless is bona fide bogan material. His book is in among the bestsellers at the moment. He was on The Sunday Footy Show yesterday talking about it, and he was having a go at metrosexuals and sayin' how Aussie blokes need to get back to bein' blokes. 

I was rooly impressed. 

[Proud Convict Blood]

Got this one for fathers day, farken good shit. He's a funny carnt Billy.

[FarkMeDeadCarnt]

Good book but what kinda bloke wears a farkin suit?
thats not a bloke, a bloke is someone who works hard to make a decent living *barnsie fuck ya!*, wears jeans and denim shorts on the weekend, has a few beers while watching the Sky racing, V8 supercars, Cricket or some other sport on tv.

a bloke is basically a bogan with a job, and without the alcohol addiction, yep being a bloke has its downsides *job and no alcohol addiction! farkin oath

[jaxxen]

Billy's further enhanced his bogan credentials by appearing in VB ads! He's even the main feature in one of them.