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Question: what is the best way to get to know a sheila
root her
buy her a beer
have a good yarn with her

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« on: December 09, 2006, 06:09:29 PM »
what is the best way to get to know a sheila.
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2006, 06:23:30 PM »
all of the above, just have to do it in the right order to get all 3 !
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2006, 06:25:40 PM »
fucken oath
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 09:48:30 AM »
wot a farken suprise all these cunts votin for havin a root  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 09:33:29 PM »
Well I won't hold out for having a drink bought for me.

Depends what you want to know about the shiela in question really...
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 10:05:29 PM »
Just fuck her.  Hard.  And then piss off to the pub and high five your mates.  grouse!
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 08:18:13 PM »
Fark geting to know her just fark her ass hard mate.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 07:22:41 AM »
I reckon you can only reely get to know a woman by rootin her. Evrything else is just shallow and pretenshes. Plus, when yer root a chick, it shows her yer like her, and chicks apreciate that.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2006, 12:14:03 AM »
Got no respect for a guy that just wants to get it on
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« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2006, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: AJ on December 26, 2006, 12:14:03 AM
Got no respect for a guy that just wants to get it on

how come luv?  like billy said all the rest of the shit is just pretenshes. when it comes down to it lifes all about rootin... or leadin up to rootin... women just wanna feel farken special but we all wanna root even you so cmon
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2006, 10:21:40 PM »
Sex is good, but it's just the embelishment to a fantastic partnership...

...or a great way to enjoy some one you don't want to see again
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 03:13:06 PM »
I reckon a grouse date would be to take her to the speedway, that way you'll know soon enough three things all in just the same date:
Whether she likes cars
Whether she likes motor racing
And most importantly whether she likes gitting dirty!

Added bonus would be that ya git to go somewhere that ya wanna go to yaself!
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 01:26:59 PM »
Quote from: Bloomy on January 06, 2007, 03:13:06 PM
I reckon a grouse date would be to take her to the speedway, that way you'll know soon enough three things all in just the same date:
Whether she likes cars
Whether she likes motor racing
And most importantly whether she likes gitting dirty!

Added bonus would be that ya git to go somewhere that ya wanna go to yaself!

tops idea there mate

me sheila loves the racin...  speedway an the v8 supercars
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2007, 11:42:31 PM »
The only way to get to know sheila is to have a root

If she roots, you know she puts out, if she dont, she's a waste of bloody time

Although she could be a good sport and give the name of a girlfriend who does
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2007, 11:27:27 PM »
Just show her ya cock bitch, if all goes well she temporary will be unable to speak, fuck, what more do ya want dog?
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