well carnts, just spent some time in the heart of sydney, harbourside and the usual attractions etc. and fuck me, almost EVERY shop in sydney is being run by slope heads! Out of visiting malls, food joints and the markets these carnts are everywhere! Fancy the fact of havin these imports selling aussie souvenier goods! I was like spot the aussie! These nips must breed like rabbits, it's clear these asians will run the country soon. And don't get me started about the indians, those smelly fucks are not that far behind! Thanks a lot you coca cola bottle eyed fuckwit, yes you john howard!

stop whingin now  both pics have been posted.. now when do i get cock pics in return??

Heres a pic of my cock,

Do you wanna see the others?

You do have a nice set of tits msdingo, but for some reason I dont think that pic of ya pussy is legit. Unless you can provide a full frontal pic including face I would be forever gratful. I need something to wank with tonight!

if u be good joe, ill post a pic later...

I am good msdingo, been here for a while now I think I deserve it, you can send me a pic or two of yurself in nothing but your flesh.

He can't raise any arms they are both firmly planted on the arse cheeks of his local priest!

GOLD PMSL!!


HA HA! The old "ME IT MATE SENT IT TO ME EXCUSE" a bit like when ur a kid buyin ya first box of frangas, and ya tell the cunts in the chemist :- there for me mate!!  LOL

thing is he doesnt want to ask for the extra thick ones as it will reveal that he is planning to get shit on the tip!

Nice tits for a fuckin slut! Shes had more pricks than a second hand dart board! I would need a surfboard tied to my arse to stop me from falling into that vagina!

Get another Ford mate, fuck the one eyed fuck wit holden supporters, silvertail mother fucks!

"Dingo does Dallas" Now where the fuck do I get a copy of the tape so I can see you copping a wad miss dingo?

Banned from Sainsbury's Didn't like shopping there anyway

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
   
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.   I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I
ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
 
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.   I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.
 
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
 
I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

Better watch what you ask retired people.

They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
 

 
 
 

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' 
So he tied her up and went golfing.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters 
 
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him.
'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'               

Can ya still walk after a week of thrashing MsDingo? I cant do the missus with that frequency without her walking un-aided.

What the fuck, one day we have flamin morry, pissfarter ( bludger) and others, post for a week or two then fuck off! Youse cunts are fuckin sell outs unless ya most more shit here more often! Instead we get poofetr cunts, silvertail mother fuckers and 1 post wonders that wont even post uop a pic of their tits! Fuck it, enough said.

went to the local, play sum pokies, sink a few, en'd up winning a minor jackpot, meat tray and a farkin ipod!!!

Piss'd off a few oldies but lol!

Fark em redneck cunt, they have got monday - friday to win hampers and talk about their latest scone recipe over a cup of tea. Why the fuck these oldies commute to the shops and pubs on weekends ( thetime the working class go) is beyond my fuckin imagination. Is it another pension day on the weekends or something?

Just another poofter cunt fly by night mother fucker. Guess hes tired of having a wank each time he visits here, he's changed scenery now and goes to www.iamgaydoyoucare.com. I say he's also roaming the shopping centres in melbourne CBD holding BoGun's hand visiting toy shops. There you go.

id fuck the hell outta danii, dont like kylie to much, no tits!

true, but kylie has got an awesome arse! I coulnt hold back from giving them both a chitty chitty bang bang!