Yuppy here

[LordYuppy]

Hello everybody.

How do you do? My name is David. I'm new here, so I would like to politely introduce myself to you all fine gentlemen of this forum. Here's a little bit of info about myself. I'm a stockbroker, I work on St Georges Terrrace in the city (there's no centrelinks there, so I probably don't see you guys there often). I drive a red convertible BMW Z4 roadster, and I wear a suit practically all day long. For entertainment I play golf, take my lady out to a fancy restaurant and in my spare time I drink beer, usually a Corona with a lime in it, very nice, fancy and sophisticated as you would know. Anyway, that's a little bit about myself for now, I'm here to fit in and discuss metrosexuality with you fine 'blokes' so if anyone of you is interested in me helping you convert to a more sophisticated person please do not hesitate to ask me.

Kind Regards

David

[Love Stain]

Quick question hot shot!

How many pink ties and shirts do you own?

[Wayne Dodson]

Hello everybody.

How do you do? My name is David. I'm new here, so I would like to politely introduce myself to you all fine gentlemen of this forum. Here's a little bit of info about myself. I'm a stockbroker, I work on St Georges Terrrace in the city (there's no centrelinks there, so I probably don't see you guys there often). I drive a red convertible BMW Z4 roadster, and I wear a suit practically all day long. For entertainment I play golf, take my lady out to a fancy restaurant and in my spare time I drink beer, usually a Corona with a lime in it, very nice, fancy and sophisticated as you would know. Anyway, that's a little bit about myself for now, I'm here to fit in and discuss metrosexuality with you fine 'blokes' so if anyone of you is interested in me helping you convert to a more sophisticated person please do not hesitate to ask me.

Kind Regards

David

2 words mate

GIT

FARKED

[Love Stain]

The man has spoken!

[LordYuppy]

Quick question hot shot!

How many pink ties and shirts do you own?

Oh I have a few. I also have a white suit, all the ladies just love it, they wsay I look very classy and very handsome!!

Hello everybody.

How do you do? My name is David. I'm new here, so I would like to politely introduce myself to you all fine gentlemen of this forum. Here's a little bit of info about myself. I'm a stockbroker, I work on St Georges Terrrace in the city (there's no centrelinks there, so I probably don't see you guys there often). I drive a red convertible BMW Z4 roadster, and I wear a suit practically all day long. For entertainment I play golf, take my lady out to a fancy restaurant and in my spare time I drink beer, usually a Corona with a lime in it, very nice, fancy and sophisticated as you would know. Anyway, that's a little bit about myself for now, I'm here to fit in and discuss metrosexuality with you fine 'blokes' so if anyone of you is interested in me helping you convert to a more sophisticated person please do not hesitate to ask me.

Kind Regards

David

2 words mate

GIT

FARKED

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

[Love Stain]

Me and my mates play a game at the pub. it goes like this

If you see a chick wearing white pants you give her a stolli. When that happens she knows that is the international signal to give the bloke a headjob

White pants = head job

[LordYuppy]

Me and my mates play a game at the pub. it goes like this

If you see a chick wearing white pants you give her a stolli. When that happens she knows that is the international signal to give the bloke a headjob

White pants = head job

That explains why all those ladies wanna give me head when I wear the suit. Thank you for the explanation

Kind Regards

David

[Wayne Dodson]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

[LordYuppy]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

[aussie_pride]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

[EF_wanabe]

Im drolling here just like a blowy from a fine sheila.


LOL u are so gay i just cant help my self so r u in adelaide we should meet up some time.

[LordYuppy]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

I'm not a woman. And even if I was, I don't think it would be possible for a salmon to *ahem* fuck a chicks *ahem* cunt (pardon my bad langiuage, only trying to fit in).
Oh, of course, I like woman too. But unlike you (like you've just admitted up there) I've never been to a gay bar in my life, so I wouldn't be able to say whether I would also like chicks in gay bars like you do aussie_pride. I presume chicks in gay bars are homosexual. Are you a woman too aussie_pride? That's the only logical explanation from what you have written above...

The shirt I'm wearing now is pink, but I do have few off-colour pink ones, they are called salmon, well done aussie_pride. You're learning metrosexuality very quickly, I'm proud of you!  
I've also got an apricot and muave shirts, butr still prefer pink and salmon  

[LordYuppy]

Im drolling here just like a blowy from a fine sheila.


LOL u are so gay i just cant help my self so r u in adelaide we should meet up some time.

I'm not gay!!! I'm straight! I get a root by a lady every day!

[EF_wanabe]

i dont want to root i want to meet up so u can turn me into 1 of u people.

[aussie_pride]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

I'm not a woman. And even if I was, I don't think it would be possible for a salmon to *ahem* fuck a chicks *ahem* cunt (pardon my bad langiuage, only trying to fit in).
Oh, of course, I like woman too. But unlike you (like you've just admitted up there) I've never been to a gay bar in my life, so I wouldn't be able to say whether I would also like chicks in gay bars like you do aussie_pride. I presume chicks in gay bars are homosexual. Are you a woman too aussie_pride? That's the only logical explanation from what you have written above...

The shirt I'm wearing now is pink, but I do have few off-colour pink ones, they are called salmon, well done aussie_pride. You're learning metrosexuality very quickly, I'm proud of you! 
I've also got an apricot and muave shirts, butr still prefer pink and salmon 

i have no idea what you just said then.