Yuppy here

[LordYuppy]

Oh.. antilag for starters.

[aussie_pride]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

I'm not a woman. And even if I was, I don't think it would be possible for a salmon to *ahem* fuck a chicks *ahem* cunt (pardon my bad langiuage, only trying to fit in).
Oh, of course, I like woman too. But unlike you (like you've just admitted up there) I've never been to a gay bar in my life, so I wouldn't be able to say whether I would also like chicks in gay bars like you do aussie_pride. I presume chicks in gay bars are homosexual. Are you a woman too aussie_pride? That's the only logical explanation from what you have written above...

The shirt I'm wearing now is pink, but I do have few off-colour pink ones, they are called salmon, well done aussie_pride. You're learning metrosexuality very quickly, I'm proud of you! 
I've also got an apricot and muave shirts, butr still prefer pink and salmon 

i have no idea what you just said then.

I said I'm guessing you're a lesbian coz you frequent gay bars. And that you seem to know a lot about metrosexuals. Understand that?

Don't worry, you'll finish highschool and you'll be able to understand english better my friend.

ill finish high school but ill still neva be able to understand your language " Poof "

[LordYuppy]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

I'm not a woman. And even if I was, I don't think it would be possible for a salmon to *ahem* fuck a chicks *ahem* cunt (pardon my bad langiuage, only trying to fit in).
Oh, of course, I like woman too. But unlike you (like you've just admitted up there) I've never been to a gay bar in my life, so I wouldn't be able to say whether I would also like chicks in gay bars like you do aussie_pride. I presume chicks in gay bars are homosexual. Are you a woman too aussie_pride? That's the only logical explanation from what you have written above...

The shirt I'm wearing now is pink, but I do have few off-colour pink ones, they are called salmon, well done aussie_pride. You're learning metrosexuality very quickly, I'm proud of you! 
I've also got an apricot and muave shirts, butr still prefer pink and salmon 

i have no idea what you just said then.

I said I'm guessing you're a lesbian coz you frequent gay bars. And that you seem to know a lot about metrosexuals. Understand that?

Don't worry, you'll finish highschool and you'll be able to understand english better my friend.

ill finish high school but ill still neva be able to understand your language " Poof "

That's ok, I went to university whereas you never will, so yes,  you will find it hard to understand smart conversations, I guess everyone has a disability of some sort.

Also, I think you are very confused my friend. See, sometimes when I finish writing something I might add the following:

...blah blah blah...

Kind Regards

David


You on the other hand do this:

...blah blah blah...

Poof


Very nice to admit it for us that you are one. Unfortunately I can't share your pain, as I am straight, but I'm sure there will be plenty of poofters like yourself who wear gay king geez that will be able to lend you a hand. No need to cry now.

[aussie_pride]

what do ya need ta goto university for? a v8 falcon or commo is affordable when ya are a builder or sumthin so why would ya need a BMW maby its to compansate for havin such a pin dick.

[LordYuppy]

what do ya need ta goto university for? a v8 falcon or commo is affordable when ya are a builder or sumthin so why would ya need a BMW maby its to compansate for havin such a pin dick.

If I had a pin dick like you (I presume you talk from experience) I wouldn't be getting all these chicks running after me. I may be driving a beemer, I may wear pink shirts and white suits, but ultimately I give them the WANG, and that's what they go after. Beemers and pink shirts are just the cream on the pie mate.

[aussie_pride]

if you keep telling yourself that it may come true.

[LordYuppy]

if you keep telling yourself that it may come true.

I don't need to tell myself that, I already got it. It's you who needs to realise the facts...

[VB Mick]

the only reason lord faggot posts here is coz he wants to be a bogan, but his boyfriend wont let him

[Wayne Dodson]

yeah i dun understand really

if ya a fucken metro new age fuckenwhateva cunt go fucken annoy cunts on metro.com.au why bother tryna convert us cunts to pink shirtn suit wearers

i mean im happy wif me tinnie of new, me sheila the vh and a flanno... you might have ya uni degree n ya new fangle bmws but ill take fucken a slab o tooheys n some acca dacca any day while watchin the v8s or the cricket while you sip coronas n struggle to impress some stupid sheila for a root

fuck who agrees

[EF_wanabe]

Well said wayne.

1 thing tough in sex ed my lady teacher was all ohh the new ages guys u gota be one u gota n was talking to us like we r new age guys n sucked all in while was like the tinnies n the VB in her pussy n cock in her ass resting it n 1 time i paid out her family tradion of eating the plucenter boy i got in trouble meeting with parents n princbal i just laughed n tough fukn multicluture.

[cut_snake_vb_sle]

i agree , vote dodson 

[AJ]

Hello everybody.

How do you do? My name is David. I'm new here, so I would like to politely introduce myself to you all fine gentlemen of this forum. Here's a little bit of info about myself. I'm a stockbroker, I work on St Georges Terrrace in the city (there's no centrelinks there, so I probably don't see you guys there often). I drive a red convertible BMW Z4 roadster, and I wear a suit practically all day long. For entertainment I play golf, take my lady out to a fancy restaurant and in my spare time I drink beer, usually a Corona with a lime in it, very nice, fancy and sophisticated as you would know. Anyway, that's a little bit about myself for now, I'm here to fit in and discuss metrosexuality with you fine 'blokes' so if anyone of you is interested in me helping you convert to a more sophisticated person please do not hesitate to ask me.

Kind Regards

David

David if you had any class at all, you would know the man pictured in your profile is infact a cheap and nasty chav www.chavscum.co.uk
Additionally to be proud you need a car from the cool wall http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Cool_Wall or you need to be sure no footballer of any code has one.
I know I'm only in the process of being qualified to work in financial markets and you already do, but it sounds like there are still some lessons to learn

[AJ]

LESSON #2

Oh I have a few. I also have a white suit, all the ladies just love it, they wsay I look very classy and very handsome!!

Only people who work in the sex industry describe themselves as 'classy'.
Dear goodness, you're not from 'new' money are you?

[AJ]

LESSON #3

If I had a pin dick like you (I presume you talk from experience) I wouldn't be getting all these chicks running after me. I may be driving a beemer, I may wear pink shirts and white suits, but ultimately I give them the WANG, and that's what they go after. Beemers and pink shirts are just the cream on the pie mate.

A gentleman is discrete.  Gosh, any more lessons and I'll be charging as per finishing school rates

[Wayne Dodson]

fark me aj is actually comin to our defence like a good sheila... me finks she is warming to us bogans...  you crackin a tinnie open yet? or bought yaself a pair o pluggas?