Yuppy here

[EF_wanabe]

boys dont think i wana be with him im really wanting to meet up with him since i got a trolley pole with nails in it.

So r u in adelaide we gota do this some time im moving to mawson lakes soon no centrelinks there so yea hopefuly ya there we can fuck i mean fight but yea we should.

[LordYuppy]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

We like woman mate not blokes at gay bars.

And by they way it aint pink shirts its fuckin salmon ya cunt

I'm not a woman. And even if I was, I don't think it would be possible for a salmon to *ahem* fuck a chicks *ahem* cunt (pardon my bad langiuage, only trying to fit in).
Oh, of course, I like woman too. But unlike you (like you've just admitted up there) I've never been to a gay bar in my life, so I wouldn't be able to say whether I would also like chicks in gay bars like you do aussie_pride. I presume chicks in gay bars are homosexual. Are you a woman too aussie_pride? That's the only logical explanation from what you have written above...

The shirt I'm wearing now is pink, but I do have few off-colour pink ones, they are called salmon, well done aussie_pride. You're learning metrosexuality very quickly, I'm proud of you! 
I've also got an apricot and muave shirts, butr still prefer pink and salmon 

i have no idea what you just said then.

I said I'm guessing you're a lesbian coz you frequent gay bars. And that you seem to know a lot about metrosexuals. Understand that?

Don't worry, you'll finish highschool and you'll be able to understand english better my friend.

[Wayne Dodson]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

nah nah mate you need to learn the bogan lingo ya wooly woof

git farked means piss off

i could also say piss off ya carnt but that is less rude an not as clear

your in the wrong place if yous is tryna convert people to homo metro woolys..  fuck me what is it lately first this akbar cunt tryna make us muslim then yous comin in here tryna make me wear a pink flanno joisus

strewth mate has some pride in ya culture...  coronas are for fucken mexican cunts not real aussies..  BMWs are fucken german woofta mobiles... get a farken kingy for fucksake.  bloody hell ditch the suit for a blue singo n sum dbs... an THEN youll get all the fucken women chasin after a manly aussie bloke

didnt ya hear the surveys women are sick of poofy cunts like you and want real men who can rip open the block of a 308 or a 351 cleveland and fix it instead of sittin round doin there fucken nails drinking coronas and fucken doen there hair

fuck me dead learn some barnesy too ya shithed stop listenin to techno

[LordYuppy]

boys dont think i wana be with him im really wanting to meet up with him since i got a trolley pole with nails in it.

So r u in adelaide we gota do this some time im moving to mawson lakes soon no centrelinks there so yea hopefuly ya there we can fuck i mean fight but yea we should.

I think you shoudl work on your grammar and spelling. I mean aussie_pride might not understand what you just said you know 

[EF_wanabe]

Fuk u cunt so we meeeting up or what 1 on 1 come on. i will be bringing a woolys trolley pole with 10 scres through it and a REHAU 1M long pipe with attachemnts so for the extra sting hurts more then a wet news paper or extension cord.

[EF_wanabe]

Oi so u fag do u know anyone with a white ferrari i think it was white if so it was one of ur bum bodys i abused while he drove of in his ferrari euro crap.

[LordYuppy]

I think you've made a tiny error there in your spelling... WHo's Git? And why did he fart? How is saying "Git farted" relevant to my post?

Kind regards

David

let me explain meself again

Git

FARKED

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

nah nah mate you need to learn the bogan lingo ya wooly woof

git farked means piss off

i could also say piss off ya carnt but that is less rude an not as clear

your in the wrong place if yous is tryna convert people to homo metro woolys..  fuck me what is it lately first this akbar cunt tryna make us muslim then yous comin in here tryna make me wear a pink flanno joisus

strewth mate has some pride in ya culture...  coronas are for fucken mexican cunts not real aussies..  BMWs are fucken german woofta mobiles... get a farken kingy for fucksake.  bloody hell ditch the suit for a blue singo n sum dbs... an THEN youll get all the fucken women chasin after a manly aussie bloke

didnt ya hear the surveys women are sick of poofy cunts like you and want real men who can rip open the block of a 308 or a 351 cleveland and fix it instead of sittin round doin there fucken nails drinking coronas and fucken doen there hair

fuck me dead learn some barnesy too ya shithed stop listenin to techno

Few clarifications for you:

1. I don't listen to techno, just jazz and classical music.
2. I'm a bodybuilder, and I'm very very muscly, chicks love it, and they feel secure in my company.
3. I got so much cash I can pay a grease monkey to fix my BMW V8 engine. Then again it never breaks so what's the problem?
4. I do wear a blue singlet that shows my nicely built muscles, but only when I'm working out at the gym
5. I've never done anybody's nails
6. I'm not trying to convert anyone, let me rephrase that... "If anyone wants to know anything about metrosexuality, then ask me" there happy?


AS you can see, I'm different yet similar:
1. I got a v8
2. I wear blue singlets
3. I don't do chick's nails (I pay her to go get it done)

etc etc

Oh, and I've been to the toilet already to piss, thanks for asking  

[LordYuppy]

Fuk u cunt so we meeeting up or what 1 on 1 come on. i will be bringing a woolys trolley pole with 10 scres through it and a REHAU 1M long pipe with attachemnts so for the extra sting hurts more then a wet news paper or extension cord.

You wanna fuck somebody's vagina with a 1M long pipe with attachments??? Mate, I think you should go for a chick with a really tight hole like my chicks, they're heaps beter with tight holes than a thrashed box like the chicks you are getting. Geez...

[EF_wanabe]

Mate i dont fukn care if you are a bodybuilder the boys at the construction site will stomp ya any day.

Just think a sharp screw into ya head like 8CM deep there overszied chipboard screws.


WE love the trailer park sluts with black eyes

[EF_wanabe]

k we will fight mawson lakes no weapons ur fucked.

[LordYuppy]

Mate i dont fukn care if you are a bodybuilder the boys at the construction site will stomp ya any day.

Just think a sharp screw into ya head like 8CM deep there overszied chipboard screws.


WE love the trailer park sluts with black eyes

Yeah? I'm all class and well behaved in society, but when some hobo like you've just mentioned comes up to me, I give him a buck and they usually go away and get themselves a can of VB, that does the job. You can't win mate, you can't win. And if another idiot comes up, round house kick to the head, your bolt ain't gonna do jack shit. Haha, you see me and you will run away, I just gotta take my pink shirt off first, Bruce Lee style...

[EF_wanabe]

Mate ya wont.

my boss wont just wait and see he will stomp ya head in anyday.

[LordYuppy]

Mate ya wont.

my boss wont just wait and see he will stomp ya head in anyday.

Haha, I've heard a term on other forums... you are the famous keyboard warrior everyone is talking about!!! Well, nice to meet you 

[EF_wanabe]

ur not worth it mate he would stomp ya head in i aint posting in this thread waste of life

[EF_wanabe]

which forums mate.