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« on: October 28, 2006, 12:46:09 PM »
Last night I saw a very pink Lancer, my friend and I suspect that her boyfriend is a panel beater.

When I worked for the insurance company we had lots of Shazzers call up and list modifications that their Bazza's had done to their car.

So when you get bored, do you blokes work on your Shazza's car or what?
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2006, 01:06:57 PM »
Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2006, 12:46:09 PM
Last night I saw a very pink Lancer, my friend and I suspect that her boyfriend is a panel beater.

When I worked for the insurance company we had lots of Shazzers call up and list modifications that their Bazza's had done to their car.

So when you get bored, do you blokes work on your Shazza's car or what?

Nah fuk em u think were rich or something shazza only deserves a gemni at most.

Its all the try hard shazza's which just wont cock but arnt worthey for it,
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2006, 03:31:28 PM »
me shazza fukn walks....  no fucken car for her... not allowed to drive the vh
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2006, 04:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Wayne Dodson on October 29, 2006, 03:31:28 PM
me shazza fukn walks....  no fucken car for her... not allowed to drive the vh

You don't even drive?
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2006, 08:22:35 PM »
nup she can walk

i drive....  she can fucken git off her arse

might drive her somewhere every now an then but she wants food she can walk to the servo or bi lo
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2006, 08:41:05 PM »
my bitch can ride with me or catch a fucken bus she aint driving my kinga
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 08:43:25 PM »
Quote from: VB Mick on October 29, 2006, 08:41:05 PM
my bitch can ride with me or catch a fucken bus she aint driving my kinga

thats fucken right
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2006, 11:16:56 PM »
i woz ina perth carpark today lookin fer stuff too pinch wen i came across a pear off his an hirs comos parked jst about alonside eechothar

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2006, 12:13:50 PM »
Quote from: spud on October 29, 2006, 11:16:56 PM
i woz ina perth carpark today lookin fer stuff too pinch wen i came across a pear off his an hirs comos parked jst about alonside eechothar

Bloody richies oi spud maybe u could get me a cheap deck aye then send COD come on man.

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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2006, 08:11:49 PM »
if i like me shazza she gets a gemini
no way she will touch the HQ
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 01:30:02 AM »
mate shes not My shazza but my friend who is a girl she drives a STi Imprezza. its sik coz its black with STi Gold rims. looks tuff mate
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 03:47:13 AM »
Quote from: kawaii_hachi_roku on October 31, 2006, 01:30:02 AM
mate shes not My shazza but my friend who is a girl she drives a STi Imprezza. its sik coz its black with STi Gold rims. looks tuff mate

hahahahaha now thats funny, this knob reckons a poxy bloody girly car is tough. What a fucken softcock.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 07:49:04 AM »
Quote from: kawaii_hachi_roku on October 31, 2006, 01:30:02 AM
mate shes not My shazza but my friend who is a girl she drives a STi Imprezza. its sik coz its black with STi Gold rims. looks tuff mate

girls car bloody piece of shit i love keying them.
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 09:29:24 AM »
wrxs are bloody shoppin trolleys
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 11:35:22 AM »
Quote from: EF_wanabe on October 31, 2006, 07:49:04 AM
Quote from: kawaii_hachi_roku on October 31, 2006, 01:30:02 AM
mate shes not My shazza but my friend who is a girl she drives a STi Imprezza. its sik coz its black with STi Gold rims. looks tuff mate

girls car bloody piece of shit i love keying them.
lol jelouse !
coz you gett beaten by a 4 banger !
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orrright cunts orright ill get em to turn swearin off guess theres not many shazzas round ere to offend
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