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Question: How do you like your Shazza
Tattoo's all over   -3 (27.3%)
Lots of Peicings   -1 (9.1%)
Battle Scar's from fights   -1 (9.1%)
No teeth   -1 (9.1%)
All the obove   -5 (45.5%)
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« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 10:14:49 PM »
Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2006, 06:08:37 PM
Yes, I wonder why Ralph and FHM don't have more chicks like that in them...

They need more there sexy toaly eatable with VB in there gash.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2006, 10:18:40 PM »
mate my chicks gotta be wearing expensive clothes or i wont be seen with her. if all her clothes she wearing when we go out add up to less than $500 then im not gonna show her off or be seeen with her when i do laps of chappel street or when i enter CHASERS nightclub.

she gotta be a wog and she gotta be bling or im not interested.
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orrright cunts orright ill get em to turn swearin off guess theres not many shazzas round ere to offend
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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2006, 10:21:22 PM »
What? Her clothes have to be worth more than your whole rice-blown car?

Mate! Personally I don't give a shit what sheilas wear, its what's underneath that counts. So long as she don't look like she's come off the street.
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2006, 01:47:15 PM »
Most women who have expensive clothes need a guy to pay for them...  and the ones who can afford it for themselves are interested in guys who aren't just as well dressed.
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2006, 07:54:02 PM »
Quote from: AJ on October 30, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
Most women who have expensive clothes need a guy to pay for them...  and the ones who can afford it for themselves are interested in guys who aren't just as well dressed.
funny yrs ago i were sorta seein this shazza she were a fancy arse type of shazza and she wanted to buy me a new wardobe didnt like me old black jeans me dbs me flanno me ole faded metallica metal up your ass t shirt
she were gunna buy me all this fancy ass shit
she were told GIT FARKED and get the fuk outa me house and dont come back
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2006, 08:00:03 PM »
who the fuck cares wat a shazza is wearin cause wen u get her home dont matter if she wearin $500 or $10 clothes its all commin off and theyt will be used to clean meself up after doin the deed
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2006, 09:30:07 PM »
Quote from: DILLIGAF_CRUZER on October 30, 2006, 07:54:02 PM
Quote from: AJ on October 30, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
Most women who have expensive clothes need a guy to pay for them...  and the ones who can afford it for themselves are interested in guys who aren't just as well dressed.
funny yrs ago i were sorta seein this shazza she were a fancy arse type of shazza and she wanted to buy me a new wardobe didnt like me old black jeans me dbs me flanno me ole faded metallica metal up your ass t shirt
she were gunna buy me all this fancy ass shit
she were told GIT FARKED and get the fuk outa me house and dont come back

One of my American friends introduced me to the idea of dating some one who wa a bit of a 'fixer-up-er'  I recon don't try and change a guy, if he wants to, he'll do it by himself.
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« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2006, 03:38:30 PM »
Quote from: DILLIGAF_CRUZER on October 30, 2006, 08:00:03 PM
who the fuck cares wat a shazza is wearin cause wen u get her home dont matter if she wearin $500 or $10 clothes its all commin off and theyt will be used to clean meself up after doin the deed
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I should remember that i usually just wipe it on the curtains
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« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2006, 04:28:29 PM »
Quote from: Love Stain on October 31, 2006, 03:38:30 PM
Quote from: DILLIGAF_CRUZER on October 30, 2006, 08:00:03 PM
who the fuck cares wat a shazza is wearin cause wen u get her home dont matter if she wearin $500 or $10 clothes its all commin off and theyt will be used to clean meself up after doin the deed
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I should remember that i usually just wipe it on the curtains

Remind me not to touch any upholstery you've been near...  I take it if you're in the car you just poon-ify the flanno seat covers?
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« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2006, 04:31:49 PM »
Not if it is MY car cause thats just gross!
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« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2006, 11:52:04 PM »
STREWTH !!
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orrright cunts orright ill get em to turn swearin off guess theres not many shazzas round ere to offend
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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2006, 12:38:36 AM »
Most of the cars I've seen bogans in are pretty gross to start with.
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