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« on: November 01, 2006, 04:44:05 PM »
I wanna buy a aussie made ride on mower but victa dont dooem anymore fuk carnts now i gotta get a husky or a mtd(sounds like a desaeze) what is bettr husky or deseeze brand ?





i wanna get a sheep or a goat but the shazza wont let me pig out on it when its huge !!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2006, 08:51:06 PM »
fucken hell, i dunno - whatever one comes with beer holders and a V8.

Take the farken thing for a test drive and see if it does burnouts. If it does, buy it.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2006, 09:14:30 PM »
nah man John Deere ride on movers all the way man. me brother rolled our one off a retaining wall and smashed the fucken wheel barrow. shit ayy - but still works but
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2006, 10:35:36 PM »
You should film that an put it on google video
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 12:02:02 AM »
My older brother had a ride on mower and it saved his life. He was livin about 20 miles outta a place called Hillston, and he was a real pisshead. His wife got sick of him drivin into town evry night to get pissed with his mates so she hid his car keys one night. Stupid bitch forgot about the ride on so on he hopped and rode it into town. Took him 3 hours to get there, but he got in just before closin time.
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 12:04:07 AM »
Quote from: Billy Baxter on November 02, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
My older brother had a ride on mower and it saved his life. He was livin about 20 miles outta a place called Hillston, and he was a real pisshead. His wife got sick of him drivin into town evry night to get pissed with his mates so she hid his car keys one night. Stupid bitch forgot about the ride on so on he hopped and rode it into town. Took him 3 hours to get there, but he got in just before closin time.

harahar thats tops cunt
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2006, 11:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Billy Baxter on November 02, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
My older brother had a ride on mower and it saved his life. He was livin about 20 miles outta a place called Hillston, and he was a real pisshead. His wife got sick of him drivin into town evry night to get pissed with his mates so she hid his car keys one night. Stupid bitch forgot about the ride on so on he hopped and rode it into town. Took him 3 hours to get there, but he got in just before closin time.

fuk i want 1 bloody paid of already.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 11:06:55 AM »
Quote from: EF_wanabe on November 05, 2006, 11:41:11 PM
Quote from: Billy Baxter on November 02, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
My older brother had a ride on mower and it saved his life. He was livin about 20 miles outta a place called Hillston, and he was a real pisshead. His wife got sick of him drivin into town evry night to get pissed with his mates so she hid his car keys one night. Stupid bitch forgot about the ride on so on he hopped and rode it into town. Took him 3 hours to get there, but he got in just before closin time.

fuk i want 1 bloody paid of already.

A tractor or a car?
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 02:58:32 PM »
Quote from: AJ on November 06, 2006, 11:06:55 AM
Quote from: EF_wanabe on November 05, 2006, 11:41:11 PM
Quote from: Billy Baxter on November 02, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
My older brother had a ride on mower and it saved his life. He was livin about 20 miles outta a place called Hillston, and he was a real pisshead. His wife got sick of him drivin into town evry night to get pissed with his mates so she hid his car keys one night. Stupid bitch forgot about the ride on so on he hopped and rode it into town. Took him 3 hours to get there, but he got in just before closin time.

fuk i want 1 bloody paid of already.

A tractor or a car?

Yeap totaly bogan
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 03:56:24 PM »
im going for a john deere its got a holder for me piss and a bullbar wif a spotty for chasen shazza round the pack paddock when i wanna com get some lovin




and its got a handbrake woohoo hand brakies in da gravel
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2006, 07:39:01 AM »
Quote from: funksoulbruffa on November 08, 2006, 03:56:24 PM
im going for a john deere its got a holder for me piss and a bullbar wif a spotty for chasen shazza round the pack paddock when i wanna com get some lovin




and its got a handbrake woohoo hand brakies in da gravel
Ya names real suss but thats some top tips there.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2006, 09:54:43 AM »
nuffin suss bout me name i gotit from a song i use to like



check it out know the funksoulbruffa !!!!!!!!!
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