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Vertical Smile (Carnt)
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« on: July 02, 2011, 02:09:03 PM »
Fuck me!!!!

The Missus must have picked up a bait. She`s a bit Tallarook, she`s so crook she missed the bog and chundered allover the farken floor so I had to get in there and mop up the mess. I nearly heaved meself!

I think I`m going to have a little lie down now.

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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 12:54:17 AM »
Is still her job to mop it though Wink
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 12:49:20 PM »
Yeah, your`e right it`s still her job, but I needed to back one out and I didn`t want to add to the spew.

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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 05:14:10 PM »
Unlucky mate dunno if i would have cleaned it up, i probably woulda gone down the local back one out then have a frothie, win win situation.
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 07:38:48 PM »
Jesus, I must have picked up the same bait! Spent last night with my head in the bowl. Fortunately I`m a better shot than the Missus (probably from years of experience drinking home brew)

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 12:20:25 AM »
i would have left it. like its not gunna go anywhere. the bitch can clean it up when she feels better. shes the one that made the mess so leave for her.
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 12:08:29 AM »
Quote from: White _Trash on July 05, 2011, 12:20:25 AM
i would have left it. like its not gunna go anywhere. the bitch can clean it up when she feels better. shes the one that made the mess so leave for her.
Bloody true there mate. And if you made the mess she should still clean it up. Thats why you have a missus in the first place Wink
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 12:53:09 AM »
Yeah, I gotta agree with youse blokes as it was probably her farkin ordinary cooking that caused it in the first place

Anyways, all over now

Fuck, I`ve never been so crook!
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