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« on: October 31, 2006, 07:15:39 AM »
Me brother in law invited me round his place this weekend for the first barbie of the summer BUT most of all to show us his brand new machine. All I can say is WHAT A HEAP A SHIT. Near two fuckin grand he reckons it cost him, for something that looks like it fell outa a marshin UFO or sumfin. Oh, its got all the knobs, its shiny, its got wheels, has all the tools and what have ya, it even COOKS THE FUCKIN MEAT FOR CHRISTS SAKE. Whatta you blokes reckon, for me a BBQ is a pile a old bricks with whatever piece a metal you could find sittin on top. Not this fancy Cashed Up Bogan crap. Worse showoff than drivin around in the appropriately named 'Pajero'. 2 grand, at $10 for three lognecks of New, thats a hell of a lotta beer he coulda bought to go with a traditional barbie.
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 07:46:59 AM »
Yea i know there crap these new barbies mum's got 1 hell fancy we need to steal it.

I got me self a babrbie forgot how much was but just a simple 1.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 09:48:19 AM »
Quote from: Billy Baxter on October 31, 2006, 07:15:39 AM
2 grand, at $10 for three lognecks of New, thats a hell of a lotta beer he coulda bought to go with a traditional barbie.

farken too true... too bloody true..  bricks an a fucken hot plate for me.. bullshit to these new fangled bbqs...  i mean its there to cook ya bloody meat not stir fry ya rice n noodles n shit... steak n snags on the bbq... shitloads of beer for beer batter... make the barbie yaself stuff paying bloody 2 grand for it... you could buy a coupla cars wif that money
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 03:12:36 PM »
What ever happened to a pile of bricks with a hot plate and a grill and a real fire with wood and news paper, not poxy firelighters?
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 03:30:25 PM »
Doesnt Pajero mean shit in another language?
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 03:31:19 PM »
Sorry it is spanish for wanker
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 03:36:00 PM »
vete a la inferno !
yes pajero is spanish for wanker.
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 04:08:45 PM »
Quote from: AJ on October 31, 2006, 03:12:36 PM
What ever happened to a pile of bricks with a hot plate and a grill and a real fire with wood and news paper, not poxy firelighters?

strewth i reckon
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 04:19:37 PM »
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new bbq are shit mate they for faaarken rich carrnts.
i agree with wayne!
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 10:03:02 PM »
youse a fukn rich cunts if youse can afford bricks
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 11:30:39 PM »
mate i will have a camp fire thats good for me.
bricks are for rich carrnts
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2006, 12:45:51 AM »
I sooo have to take a pic of the trashed old bbq out the back of my units, but I don't know how to upload them straight from the file and my blog is down because sodding Telstra have taken them over.
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2006, 06:56:09 AM »
Who said we could 'afford' bricks? Buying em is one way to get em I suppose.
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2006, 10:03:10 AM »
Nah i get me bricks from the left overaz from me building sites i 'work' at. Well sorta work at. It takes us fucking 3.5 years to build a 3 bedder
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2006, 12:00:05 PM »
Nah, had to go the gas barbie.
 Got shit off with the Firees's comin round and interuptin me meat burnin, furkin fire restricshuns.
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