LORD YUPPY EXPOSED/BANNED

[Bogan Admin]

Hello everybody.

How do you do? My name is David. I'm new here, so I would like to politely introduce myself to you all fine gentlemen of this forum. Here's a little bit of info about myself. I'm a stockbroker, I work on St Georges Terrrace in the city (there's no centrelinks there, so I probably don't see you guys there often). I drive a red convertible BMW Z4 roadster, and I wear a suit practically all day long. For entertainment I play golf, take my lady out to a fancy restaurant and in my spare time I drink beer, usually a Corona with a lime in it, very nice, fancy and sophisticated as you would know. Anyway, that's a little bit about myself for now, I'm here to fit in and discuss metrosexuality with you fine 'blokes' so if anyone of you is interested in me helping you convert to a more sophisticated person please do not hesitate to ask me.

Kind Regards

David

So here we have established you have a red BMW Z4.  And that you have a 'lady'.

Oh thank you!! Yeah no need to remind me, I'm planning to get a root tonight. Sorry, I'm new to all this bogan language  But yes, I will git farked tonight by some stunner that loves my pink shirt in a white suit don't worry about that! 

A few posts later you are having sex with random females.

what the fuck yous even bother arguin for bloody z4 aint no 8 cylinda its a 6 fucken german hairdressa car

Umm, I do have a triple garage mate, I also got a Z8...

So now you have a 3 car garage.  AND a Z8

I can afford a mansion, a dozen exotic sports cars, make so much money from my job

Now you have 12 cars?  Must be a tight squeeze in the triple garage. 

I have a six figure salary mate, and the first number is not 1 or 2 in the front neither so hey, if you can make that much from it, good luck mate, wish you all the best! 

and

I'm back!!! Nah mate, I went overseas to see how my new learjet is coming along. I'm having some custom fitouts done inside in the States.

Assuming you have a salary equal to or more than $300,000 (6-figure salary that does not have a 1 or 2 in front of it), how would you afford a dozen exotic cars/mansions/learjets?  Assuming the median purchase price for an exotic car is approximately $300,000, and a learjet costs in excess of 6 million dollars. 

This means that for demonstration purposes your collection of cars and a learjet alone would cost in excess of $9 million dollars.  You must be a very astute investor if you can turn a salary like that into such an expansive amount of wealth.  Christ if you can do that, you can be BOGAN.com.au's financial advisor.  We will become billionares in no time at all!

So Lord Yuppy has all these cars as well as a boat? He probably drives the boat more than the others

I got a mansion, cars, boats, yachts actually, I got a helipad with a helicopter there. Now I'm planning to buy a learjet too. All that while you drive your scrap heap HQs and rusty old sh|t like that. Who's the real man? The one wearing the pink shirt of course!!!

 

So you are planning to buy the learjet?  According to your post above you already OWN one? 

I am quite confused.

The Z8 is unregistered, I use it on my private race track. You carnts can't afdford one can ya!

So where abouts is your private race track?

10" wang

Like everything else you have said on these forums, divide this figure by 3 to obtain the real result!

Mate we think you are a good laugh.  You seem to be able to sprout unlimited amounts of bullshit.  Great entertainment.  I thought I'd summarise your time with us by creating this informative post.

Scorp

[LordYuppy]

Ok, I can't post in there so I'm making a new thread. You've overlooked a couple of things Scorp. Lets start from beginning.

1. Yes I do have a Z4, and I have a lady every night, as you all know by now.

2. Yes I do have sex with random females, a known fact, I mean that's my reputation anyway.

3. I've mentioned before I have more than one house, geez, am I meant ot give you details of my entire property portfolio or something? All houses have garages of different sorts.

4. Yes and no, I have quite a few cars in differnet garages.. once again, am I meant to give you details of all of them?

5. Salary part... I've said before (read my posts) that I have a six figure salary that doesn;t start with a 1 or 2... therefore it can start with 3, 4,, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 etc. I've also said before that my monthly income is about $80,000... therefore do the sums mate, how much do I make a year? (tip: multiply the $80K times 12 months) Therefore you can conclude that with such income, my overall borrowing capacity for anything I bloody like is in excess of $10 million. I never said I buy everything with cash, I do mostly, but some things I lease, which helps wiht my cashflow.

Before any of you bogans make any financial comments and judgements on my situation, remember who's the financial guru here.

6. Learjet... umm, mate, look at your post with dates on my quotes, you got it the other way around, October 13 is when I posted that I'm planning to buy one, and yesterday is when I posted that I did buy one. Geez, ain;t trhat hard to figure oput the timeline here.

7. Private race track is on my private farm in Chittering, up north on th efringes of Perth.


No, I don;t make up bullshit, as you can see, the above info I just posted makes your post all worng. Haha, nice try, but no, I'm the real thing.

Regards

David aka LordYuppy

[Bogan Admin]

Mate you must have a LOT of time on your hands.  With each slip up you make, you have a lengthy explanation that attempts to rectify your mistake.  None of it adds up. 

Initially you stated you drove a BMW Z4.  At that stage would you not have stated "Among other vehicles"?    It seems convenient that each time your lies are discovered you make a change AFTER the fact.

This is why I locked the post.  I quoted your posts in your own words.  That's right straight from your mouth.  That is all I was aiming at doing.  Your stories never match up full stop. 

What I mean to say is that your story becomes less believable with each passing day.  As you were forced into a muscle flexing competition by our resident bogans, your stories have become quite fanciful and hard to believe.  You have no solid proof of anything you claim to own, and you refuse to provide us with any solid evidence apart from a few obviously photo-shopped images.

And the whole learjet thing.  Total rubbish.  You wouldn't have the first clue about these aircraft.  So where did you supposedly purchase this from?  What model is it? 

[LordYuppy]

Mate you must have a LOT of time on your hands.  With each slip up you make, you have a lengthy explanation that attempts to rectify your mistake.  None of it adds up. 

Initially you stated you drove a BMW Z4.  At that stage would you not have stated "Among other vehicles"?    It seems convenient that each time your lies are discovered you make a change AFTER the fact.

This is why I locked the post.  I quoted your posts in your own words.  That's right straight from your mouth.  That is all I was aiming at doing.  Your stories never match up full stop. 

What I mean to say is that your story becomes less believable with each passing day.  As you were forced into a muscle flexing competition by our resident bogans, your stories have become quite fanciful and hard to believe.  You have no solid proof of anything you claim to own, and you refuse to provide us with any solid evidence apart from a few obviously photo-shopped images.

And the whole learjet thing.  Total rubbish.  You wouldn't have the first clue about these aircraft.  So where did you supposedly purchase this from?  What model is it? 

I bought a Learjet model 45 happy? Mate, like with this learjet issue, if you read all my posts first before you make a judgement, maybe there would be no confusion. My two learjet posts were two days apart, and you quoted my second post as the first one, and vice versa, making me look stupid, whereas in fact, if you bother to read everything properly, there would be no issue there at all.

Same with the garages and cars. Am I meant to write my entire life history here, saying everything I've ever done, bought, sold etc? The day I said that I drive a Z4, is the day I actually drove the Z4, am I meant to bloody start explaining my entire life story when I'm making a short post? Should I engage lawyers to write fine print on the bottom of each post I make to clarify things, like with the cars where if I write that I drive a car, on the bottom put down something that says I have more than that car? COme on! same with the houses, I have quite a few. Shoudl I be specifying all the details when I'm making posts which house I;m referring to? Shoudl I provide my entire bloody property portfolio details and entire list of cars, and maybe my share portfolio details (becasue I havent mentioned it before, it cant be true and I just made it up here on the spot, yeahright). Read all posts of mine and see that it is all consistent, and you guys are the ones that keep asking questions, and then if I give a bit extra, you say that I havent said it before, therefore I made it up.

Yeah, quoted my words from my mouth, yeah, howabout you put all the relevant ones in, and not shuffle them aroundliek with the learjet one. Yeah it now may seem like I'm flexing muscles here, frankly I don;t need to prove anything, you guys keep ansking me those details further and further. Everyone here is anonymous, I'd like to remain so as well.

[Bogan Admin]

It just seems highly improbable that you could even afford a learjet, and I highly doubt someone of your supposed standing could be bothered speaking with, let alone justifying himself to a bunch of blokes on a bogan forum.  A person with that sort of money doesn't have time for such trivial pursuits.

I may have quoted posts out of chronological order; however they were intended to demonstrate the inconsistancies in your story- which they do quite aptly.  You are yet to provide any proof apart from your own word, therefore we could all dismiss you as a keyboard warrior.

So with my powers of moderation I thought I would check out your IP address:

IP address: 61.**.**.180
Host name: mail.thegriffingroup.com.au

So how is work at the BGC Building at 28 The Esplanade?  I can't see any brokerage services offered on your company's website (http://www.thegriffingroup.com.au/)  Now I am ever so confused. 

So I will conclude you are some random bloke bored at work.  Maybe you are a closet bogan?  I think you are.

[LordYuppy]

It just seems highly improbable that you could even afford a learjet, and I highly doubt someone of your supposed standing could be bothered speaking with, let alone justifying himself to a bunch of blokes on a bogan forum.  A person with that sort of money doesn't have time for such trivial pursuits.

I may have quoted posts out of chronological order; however they were intended to demonstrate the inconsistancies in your story- which they do quite aptly.  You are yet to provide any proof apart from your own word, therefore we could all dismiss you as a keyboard warrior.

So with my powers of moderation I thought I would check out your IP address:

IP address: 61.**.**.180
Host name: mail.thegriffingroup.com.au

So how is work at the BGC Building at 28 The Esplanade?  I can't see any brokerage services offered on your company's website (http://www.thegriffingroup.com.au/)  Now I am ever so confused. 

So I will conclude you are some random bloke bored at work.  Maybe you are a closet bogan?  I think you are.

Quoting the learjet comments out of chronological order doesn't demonstrate any inconsistency, the only inconsistency is due to the chronological order being wrong.

I honestly don't need to prove anything. It's like me asking you fellow bogans to show me proof that you do indeed beat your wives! Or that you do indeed have no jobs, or that you do indeed sit around and drink all day doing nothing. Well? Of course you won't post it. Same goes here. I've been picked on from the moment I signed up. Yes I do have some bogan qualities like I mentioned before, otherwise I wouldn't sign up here now would I?

And yes, you are close with Griffin, but not quite... 

[pussylover]

IF U HAVE A LEARJET POST A PIC OF IT WITH YA OLD LADY STANING HOLDING UR RIGHT HAND WHILE UR WEARING A PINK SHIRT HOLDING BOGAN.com.au IN UR LEFT HAND

[LordYuppy]

The learjet is in the states, got no pics as yet.

[pussylover]

Than post pics of ya mother holding bogan.com.au

[LordYuppy]

Than post pics of ya mother holding bogan.com.au

Haha, I don't think so. How about you post your mother with trailertrash.com written on it.

[Bogan Admin]

Yes I admit that I have quoted the learjet comments out of order, however every other inconsistancy in my post stands.  Your justification just doesn't sit well with me because it is poorly constructed and seems pretty impromtu.

I don't need to prove anything.  I don't claim to be a bogan.  I run the site.  That's up to the others to prove.  Being a bogan is what you have in your heart... not neccessarily your posessions or mannerisms.  Claiming that you have much wealth without proof and then using these unsubstantiated claims to ridicule others is just plain stupid, especially when you are found out to be a fraud (as you have).

You signed up because you are bored.  I don't know which car forum you came from (yes I can see referrals too) but you should go back to posting there.  

And don't tell me I'm close with Griffin mate...  you have been posting from the same IP ever since you registered here.  So obviously you are posting internally from Griffin's network.

[pussylover]

coz i already have pic of ur mother
http://www.postyourgirls.com/oct06/16/02/listhm.html

[LordYuppy]

I ridicule others?? I have been the one victimised here from the start! Just coz I wear a pink shirt! If anything I've been defending myself from their abuse.

[Bogan Admin]

What did you expect mate.  You start an account with the nickname LordYuppy.  You post about pink shirts, tight leather pants, scooters and man bags on a BOGAN forum.  You can't say you didn't expect trouble.

[EF_wanabe]

lORD YUPPY UR A FUKN COCK MUCNICNG MOTHER GFUKING COCK MUNCHEING GET A FUKN FALCON YA CUNT
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AND GIIIIT FARRKED