Introductions!

[VB Bogan Binger]

Name: VB Bogan Binger
Hometown: Umina, Central Coast NSW
Grog: VB or Tooheys New
Car: VK Commodore
Tunes: Cold Chisel, AC/DC, Barnsey, Slayer
Flanno Colour: Red
Holiday Spot: Anywhere you can fish or hunt or drink
Ideal Shazza/Bloke: A chick who never says No
Hates: Faggots, Metros, Anti-Australians, Hangovers
Loves: Cones, Pissing Up, Burnouts, Centrelink
Sporting Team: Dragons
Sporting Hero: Les Boyd, Trevor Gillmeister

[Miss Dingo]

Name: OzyGunja / Scotty
Hometown: Newcastle NSW
Grog: Any Cold Beer...but partial to Tooheys Extra Dry, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister.
Car: Jeep. (Bike) KTM 300 (Boat) 16tf Lewis 350 Chev.
Tunes: Tripple J
Flanno colour: Green
Holiday spot: Mid North Coast NSW
Ideal shazza: One that Cooks, Cleans, Owns her own fishing Boat, Puts out when required, and her Dad owns a brewery.
(Applicants -Please supply photo of fishing boat and motor)
Hates: NWO/Zionism, small minded fuckwits that can't see WTF is really going on in the world.
Loves: Burning Hi-Octane Petrol in High performance 2 stroke's and V8's! Diving/Fishing.
Sporting team: Newcastle Knights
Sporting hero: Andrew Johns & Reg Reagan

well whadda ya know ur fav holiday spot is around my area... u single?. and wheres ya pic?.. 

[Miss Dingo]

Name: miss dingo
Hometown:nsw northcoast
Grog: vodka or ouzo.. and either of these make a good leg opener
Car: good old crumbledore but im willing to shag in anything
Tunes: my sherona(n i cant wait for em to stick it ona sing star disc), ac/dc, and some other stuff i wont admit to in here...lol
Flanno colour: red or blue
Holiday spot: gold coast
Ideal bloke: must eat puss,  broad shoulders, nice arms, and a good sense of humour
Hates: the cock knocker ex who has cunts watching my house, stuck up arse wipes, and my kids sum days..lol
Loves:SING STAR!!!, sittin on me deck,readin, listening to musics, fishing but teh ex wouldnt take me cause id catch more then him and he got shitty cause the kids would snag there line or get it knotted
Sporting team: newcastle knights
Sporting hero: matty johns.. he is dead set fuckin sex god

[OzyGunja]

well whadda ya know ur fav holiday spot is around my area... u single?. and wheres ya pic?.. 

Yeah I realy am the all round Aussie Bogan Legend and a farken top bloke too.....lol...well that's what me missus allways tells me anyway.....Soz to dissapoint Mis Dingo.

Doesn't mean we cant sink some serious piss some time......

Cheers

[Miss Dingo]

well whadda ya know ur fav holiday spot is around my area... u single?. and wheres ya pic?.. 

Yeah I realy am the all round Aussie Bogan Legend and a farken top bloke too.....lol...well that's what me missus allways tells me anyway.....Soz to dissapoint Mis Dingo.

Doesn't mean we cant sink some serious piss some time......

Cheers

WHAT PART OF THE NORTHCOAST DO U LIKE THE BEST?.. U BEEN TO SOUTH WEST ROCKS... I LIVE THAT BEACH.. NOT A GREAT DEAL TO DO THERE BUT I THINK ITS JUST A BOOFUL SPOT HEY

[flyingmullet]

if ya need a good larf, have a gander
http://failblog.org/

[jezstar]

name: jezstar
hometown: nelson bay nsw
grog: COOPERS - AUSSIE MADE AUSSIE OWNED
car: vp commo
tunes: farkin ace tunes
flanno colour: no flannys 4 me
holiday spot: right ere in tha bay
ideal shazza/bloke: obediant bitch,good cook,gets me coldies,etc
hates: yuppies, churchie cunts, uni students, lads,lebbos,fuckin cunts who dont respect our culture an way of life but still live an work here
loves: crusin,fishin,divin,doughys,mateship
sporting team: geelong cats
sporting hero: jimmy bartel

[Miss Dingo]

welcome jezstar... yay another bogan to go in the running for free gobby..lmao..just kidding..

[Wally]

name: Wally
hometown: Kelmscott WA
grog: beer
car: BA XR8 Enforcer
tunes: AC/DC, Metallica, Pantera, Pearl Jam
flanno colour: blue wifebeater for sure
holiday spot: any holiday is good
ideal shazza: blond, blue eyes, big tits, nice ass
hates: slow drivers, dickheads who walk slow in shops, thai food
loves: burnin round in the V8, sinkin beers, buckets, D.B's, music
sporting team: dockers (someone has to go for the poor bastards)
sporting hero: dunno

[Miss Dingo]

wally if ur a member of facebook u mite wanna join the group for people who hate slow walkers

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=2208419959

[beaverbogan]

Name: Mick, or if your me mum, Michael.  But youse can call me Mick!
Lives: Karabar (suburb of Queanbeyan, NSW). Near fkn Canberra
Drinks: VB, Woodstocks burboun and coke
Wheels: 253 HQ Kinga
Tunes: Anything Aussie from the 70's to 90's. Barnesy is the king!
Flanno colour: Love me blue ones the best.
Holiday spot: Snowy Mountains (fishing)
Hates: Spammers, Nazis, door to door religious fkwits, Matthew Newton (woman basher)
Loves: Fishing, hunting, Rottweillers, car racing, VB, getting on the piss with me mates, me kids
Sporting team: Canberra Raiders (NRL), Carlton Blues (AFL)
Sporting hero: Merv Hughes

oi Karabar is faken Macedonia bogan...geta fuck outa my country mate

[beaverbogan]

name: youse can call me snatchy
hometown: kalgoolie atm ....skimpy work
grog: vb
car: valliant
tunes: pink brttney angels acdc & whateva is on jukebox at the pub!!!!!!!!!
flanno colour: sparklez & sequinz
holiday spot: surfer paradise
ideal shazza/bloke: blokes that are not pissed!!!
hates: sleezy carnts who try & grab me across bar
loves: dancin wit my besties after a shift
sporting team: west coast!!!!!!!!!!!!
sporting hero: ben couzins  sooooo hot

you avatar sucks bogan

[Ozbloke]

name: Chris
hometown: Riverina
grog: sunkist....lol
car: LH Torana
tunes: AC/DC, Foo Fighters, Metallica
flanno colour: defo the wifebeater
holiday spot: Nelson Bay
ideal shazza: brunette, nice tits and ass
hates: poofters, lebos
loves: sports, sports, fishing, cars, bikes,
sporting team: Sydney Roosters, Sydney Swans, Sydney FC
sporting hero: Brad Fittler

[beefcurtain]

Welcome Ozbloke. Anyone that likes the Swans is tops in me book

[FarkMeDeadCarnt]

Name- FarkMeDeadCarnt
Hometown- Near Mountdruitt
Grog-Toohees, Absynth, Vodka, Grappa, Scotch, Crowne larger, anything to get pissed...
Car- No license yet carnt, Farkin got a mountain bike with a farking 70cc motor
Tunes-Anything Australian, AC/DC,barnsie,Cold Chisel, Dire straits all that farking shit.
Flanno colour-Farkin Oath dikhead, wear farking whatever, jeans, farkin shirt and a flanno jacket
Holiday spot-Gold Coast
Ideal shazza- Big fuck off tits, Great farkin arse, And a deep throat
Hates-Typical Theiving petrol sniffin coons.
Loves- Shazzas, Grog, Holden, burgers, steak sandwichs, Getting so pissed that you have no farkin idea where you are or who you are
Sporting team- Fuckin Aussie Cricketers for the fuckin win.
Sportin hero- cockface, Fuckin Peter Brock, MotorSPORTS!