Introductions!

[pissfat]

Are you illiterate or just stupid?

[bigdickjoe]

1 post wonders, dont bother wasting yr time postin a introduction if youse dumb cunts are going to use it for your 1 and only appearance! Dumb Fucks!

[OzyGunja]

And please dont forget to read this - http://www.bogan.com.au/forum/rules-and-disclaimers/read-this-first!!/

[McMik]

name: McMick
hometown: Brisbane
grog: Tooheys New, Tooheys Old, XXXX Bitter... Do I have to fuckin list it all?
car: none
tunes: John Williamson, Slim Dusty, Redgum, ACDC
flanno colour: Black
holiday spot: don't get them holiday things
ideal shazza/bloke: The sheila i'm with right now
hates: cunts who come here and don't become Australians, wanker gen-y rappy skateboard riding poofs with their pants halfway down their arse, my boss, fuckin cockroaches, kiwi accents (especially female ones), WRX's, downright fuckin idiots, wanky shit, yuppies, poofs, nightclubs, trendy cunts.
loves: Beer, relaxing on my own, writing bush poetry, throwing rocks on idiots roofs, havin a beer with me dad, NOT speaking to people if I can avoid it.
sporting team: St George Illawarra
sporting hero: don't have one

[OzyGunja]

G,day McMik,
Nice intro post mate.
Have you been a member here before?
How did you happen to find this place?
Cheers...

[dishie]

   
   

Name: dickhead
Lives: rosebud vic
Drinks: beer
Wheels: vq stato
Tunes: most shit
Flanno colour: blue
Holiday spot: big river
Hates: wogs, ethnics , polititions
Loves: been a funny cunt.
Sporting team: magies
Sporting hero: me mum with the wooden spoon

[BundyBear]

Well fuck eh? Forums looks mildly entertaining so far. Good to see the iconic bogans sticking it up the septics and other such scum of the earth. 

*Golf Clap*

[BRAYDEN]

name: BRAYDEN
hometown: KEPERRA CUNT
grog: WILD TURKEY AND FUCKEN CROWNIES CUNT
car: FALCON XR6 UTE CUNT
tunes: FUCKEN NOVA CUNT
flanno colour: FUCK OFF DICKHEAD
holiday spot: CAMPIN AND FISHIN ON FUCKEN STRADDIE
ideal shazza/bloke:SLUTS WITH FUCKEN BIG TITS
hates: FAGGOTS LIKE YOU CUNT
loves: WILD TURKEY, CROWNIES, FALCONS, NOVA, CAMPIN AND FISHIN ON STRADDIE, SLUTS WITH BIG TITS
sporting team: GO THE FUCKEN BRIANS CUNT
sporting hero: CRIAG LOWNDES CUNT

[Miketrees]

Well my name is Moike

No not fucking Mike , Moike FFS!

Anyway I have a terrible confession

I am not a Bogan

Yes yes i know but hear me out.

I need to learn the way of the Bogan for i am venturing into the home of the most revered Bogans of all.

I am going onto a minesite and I must learn the way of the CUB so I can fit in.

When I by chance perused your very excellent website I thought these nice young men can teach me in the way of the Bogan.

Oh yes and any of the women Doh Sheila's  sorry can also teach me the way of the Bogun.

Simple things I need to know, like do I wear deodorant on a mine site? or should I exude my slightly less than macho pheromones for everybody to share?

Is it considered impolite to not say "Hello bitch show me your pink bits" when sitting for an evening meal with a Shaza of the opposite sex (See I learn I learn)

Oh and I know I cant fool you Bogans, my name is really Mike, but I could probably change that to be Moike if it means fitting in.

Pretty sure Poiwter did that.

Wow my nipples are actually standing erect as I type with the excitement and anticipation of getting some top class information from you all.