Introductions!

[shazzmcdazz]

name: shazzmcdazz
hometown: ettalong beach nsw
grog: fruity lexia, carlton draught
car: holden anything!!!
tunes: cock rock
holiday spot: tuncurry nsw
ideal bloke: my hubby
hates: that hippity hop rap shit
sporting team: manly sea eagles
sporting hero: dougie walters

hey fellow bogan folk!!! i'm new around these parts, just wantin to say hi. anyone know where i can get some of them 'fuck off we're full' stickers? i want a big one for my back windscreen!!!

[no_fear_vk]

name: flipper
hometown: down tha vill
grog: bundy
car: vk wagon
tunes: acdc
holiday spot: bruny
hates: hippys n ferrals
sporting team: hawthorn

SCARNON!? call me flip, got a vk wags, cutties n dumped zorst, put a bolt in the master cylinder so it does fuken sik skidz. got a big SCARNON stiker on the back window n a no fear stiker on the front n a 15 inch sub. its fuken filf! swapped it for a ps2. im on the dole, pays shit but sweet hours hahaha

[BLUDGER]

name: Shazzy-Faye

hometown: i'm a farkin yank...deal with it.  Love me some bogan men!

grog: VB!

car: none. walk, take the bus, or bum a ride.

tunes: anything i can dance or root along with.
 
flanno: reddish-brown

holiday spot: front lawn of my house, beer in hand.

ideal man: any good looking footballer who isnt a tool and isnt already married to some fkn blonde bimbo,  an average bloke with a job and good in bed. 

hates: annoying dickheads who wont get off their mobile phones in line at maccas so I can get my grub.

loves: FOOTY! MEN! BEER!

sporting team: Collingwood but secretly in love with FEVola...say what you want, he's fuckin HOT.Age: 26

C'mon luv, you was doin grouse yer even a Collingwood supporter! But Im telling ya luv If I had me Mod status back Id near friggin ban ya for mentioning Wog-Boy fevola, and the reigning premiers in one sentence!! 

[BLUDGER]

name: BoGun. (Please spell it right. Take note of the creative use of the upper and lower case letters)
hometown: Melbourne's outer south. Frankston?
grog: Anything will do as long it gets me pissed. West coast cooler
car: Anything that gets me from A to B reliably and safely.  The poofter float at the mardi gra parade
tunes: Fast rock. Slow tunes shit me. Boy George or George Michael, Elton John
flanno colour: Blue coz it sets off my eyes. and hides the shit when my partner wipes his dick on it
holiday spot: Mornington coz I can catch the bus there and back. to those public dunnies with the ringaroot number
ideal shazza/bloke: A woman that will do everything I tell her to do. find a bloke to lick my balls
hates: Dumb cunts. ie. myself
loves: Steak for dinner. and poo pie for dessert
sporting hero: Me. greg luganis

You forgot half your info carnt!

HAHA! Mozza PMSLOTFL@ greg luganis

[BLUDGER]

name: shazzmcdazz
hometown: ettalong beach nsw
grog: fruity lexia, carlton draught
car: holden anything!!!
tunes: cock rock
holiday spot: tuncurry nsw
ideal bloke: my hubby
hates: that hippity hop rap shit
sporting team: manly sea eagles
sporting hero: dougie walters



hey fellow bogan folk!!! i'm new around these parts, just wantin to say hi. anyone know where i can get some of them 'fuck off we're full' stickers? i want a big one for my back windscreen!!!

G'day Luv and welcome aboard! i'm pretty sure ya can get them you beaut stickers thru the mail from this joint, so click the link, and have a good look there in there somewhere, I cant be fucked finding the exact page for ya!

http://www.stickerart.com.au/product_info2.php?cPath=72&products_id=12531

[bogansareallfaggots]

go fuck yourself you bogan motherfuckers dick cunt fuck shit go fuck yourself, hate every other person that isn't a faggot bogan like you because they have more money and don't live in government housing, and what kind of faggot names themself "redneck carnt" you should be embarassed to be a redneck, not proud and what kind of tryhard calls themself "big dick joe" I bet you actually have tiny one and fuck your mother with it because she's the only one that accepts that you have no dick

[OzyGunja]

go fuck yourself you bogan motherfuckers dick cunt fuck shit go fuck yourself, hate every other person that isn't a faggot bogan like you because they have more money and don't live in government housing, and what kind of faggot names themself "redneck carnt" you should be embarassed to be a redneck, not proud and what kind of tryhard calls themself "big dick joe" I bet you actually have tiny one and fuck your mother with it because she's the only one that accepts that you have no dick

And meet fuckwit #2 - His email is - che0058@mckinnonsc.vic.edu.au and the IP is 202.45.119.14

Wanna come and start shit cunts!...Get fucked!

[Miss Dingo]

Well cunt id like to inform u that I dont live in gov housing,i bust my arse to pay my rent since I moved to canberra and my rent doubled instantly

[redneck carnt]

go fuck yourself you bogan motherfuckers dick cunt fuck shit go fuck yourself, hate every other person that isn't a faggot bogan like you because they have more money and don't live in government housing, and what kind of faggot names themself "redneck carnt" you should be embarassed to be a redneck, not proud and what kind of tryhard calls themself "big dick joe" I bet you actually have tiny one and fuck your mother with it because she's the only one that accepts that you have no dick

why the fark would i be embarassed?? embarassed to be a true aussie?? i think not.

GARN GIT FARK'D!!!

name: flipper
hometown: down tha vill
grog: bundy
car: vk wagon
tunes: acdc
holiday spot: bruny
hates: hippys n ferrals
sporting team: hawthorn

SCARNON!? call me flip, got a vk wags, cutties n dumped zorst, put a bolt in the master cylinder so it does fuken sik skidz. got a big SCARNON stiker on the back window n a no fear stiker on the front n a 15 inch sub. its fuken filf! swapped it for a ps2. im on the dole, pays shit but sweet hours hahaha

G'day mate, welcome aboard. as ya my have notice as long as you dont talk NAZI or ya carry like a  dead shit anything goes round here. enjoy!

[wanghuanju]

oh oh oh ... can i report to moderator Tongue LOL

Thanks mate - glad to be back ... i think Wink  ~ ummmm can i think about it PMSL Shocked

[OzyGunja]

oh oh oh ... can i report to moderator Tongue LOL

Thanks mate - glad to be back ... i think Wink  ~ ummmm can i think about it PMSL Shocked

You're off ya fuckin head dude!...What the fuck are you on about?....lol

[redneck carnt]

need a fucking translator!!!! lol

[Kimba]

Name.. Kimba (Yeah, just like the furry little cartoon fucker...and I've heard all the jokes, so piss off)
Home.. Bunbury WA
Work.. Only if I have to, in the railways..
Kids.. x3..
Wheels.. VK Wagon (with pursuit rims, how cool is that  ), and a Torrie..
Grog.. Beer and Bourbon (in any order)
Sport.. V8's, Collingwood.. nuff said..

[BLUDGER]

Name.. Kimba (Yeah, just like the furry little cartoon fucker...and I've heard all the jokes, so piss off)
Home.. Bunbury WA
Work.. Only if I have to, in the railways..
Kids.. x3..
Wheels.. VK Wagon (with pursuit rims, how cool is that  ), and a Torrie..
Grog.. Beer and Bourbon (in any order)
Sport.. V8's, Collingwood.. nuff said..

Nuff Said ooright Kimba, welcome to the loony bin. Collingwood and holdens? You sound like a dead set TOP BLOKE!!

[Klara]

Name.. Klara
Home.. Melbourne
Work.. in an office doing paperwork...
Kids.. one ))
Wheels.. renault clio silver
Grog.. wine...mmm...
Sport..football