Introductions!

[geebanga]

name: geebanga (also known as Crystal)
hometown:  West of Melb
grog: Bourbon all the way mate
car:  commodore V8
tunes: Barnsey/Chisel, Oils, Acker Dacker
flanno colour: dont care
holiday spot: Bonnie Doon
ideal shazza/bloke: Muscles galore mate
hates: jellus fellas
loves: Like i said MUSCLES
sporting team: Kangas
sporting hero: Warney

[PISSFARTER]

name: BustyBek
hometown: Frankston Vic
grog: beam
car:  Ford falcon
tunes: Barnsey
flanno colour: Blu
holiday spot: goldcoast
ideal shazza/bloke: Mullets are great
hates: skanks
loves: Hot Guyz
sporting team:
sporting hero:

Farkin ripper a Shazza from me own town! Any chance of showin us ya tits??

[Bogan_Barbie]

name: Bogan_Barbie
hometown:  Western Sydne
grog: bittova bundy chik
car:  Torri
tunes: Kasey Chambers
flanno colour: Pink of course
holiday spot: Bathurst
ideal shazza/bloke: anything goes
hates: Metrosexuals
loves: lots
sporting team: Roosters
sporting hero: Joey Johns

[Snatch Biatch]

name: youse can call me snatchy
hometown: kalgoolie atm ....skimpy work
grog: vb
car: valliant
tunes: pink brttney angels acdc & whateva is on jukebox at the pub!!!!!!!!!
flanno colour: sparklez & sequinz
holiday spot: surfer paradise
ideal shazza/bloke: blokes that are not pissed!!!
hates: sleezy carnts who try & grab me across bar
loves: dancin wit my besties after a shift
sporting team: west coast!!!!!!!!!!!!
sporting hero: ben couzins  sooooo hot

[Queefie]

name: Queefie
hometown: Perfie
grog: veebers
car: FOOORRD
tunes: oldies but goodies
flanno colour: blue, brings out me eyes
holiday spot: Margs
ideal shazza/bloke: gotta love a drink, a larf and a fuck
hates: posers
loves: a good party

[Gully Girl]

Hey all you carnts

name: Gully Girl
hometown: Ferntree Gully mate, Vic
grog: Jack Daniels, Cougar, if we got some dough Wild Turkey
car: 2002 Commodore
tunes: black sabbath, ozzy fucken osbourne, thin lizzy, iron maiden, motorhead, chick rock bands
flanno colour: red
holiday spot: caravan/tent on the side of the road at rosebud
ideal shazza/bloke: bloke with tatts and long hair and a big dick
hates: cunts that drive 4wd's in the farken city/burbs, arrigant fuckers in suits on the train
loves: fucking, getting on the piss, headbanging

get one into ya!

[jaxxen]

Cougar, if we got some dough Wild Turkey

tunes: black sabbath, ozzy fucken osbourne, thin lizzy, iron maiden, motorhead

Holy fuckin' shit. Now that's what I call quality! Where have you been all my life??? 

[Flanny_Fanny]

Grate to see youse all here ladies

xx

[Kitten]

Hey all

name: Kitten
hometown: Bayswater vic
grog: Jack, Breezer -  mix Lime Breezer & Jack & I'm in heaven! Sounds like shit but tastes real good
car: VE Commodore
tunes: Pretty much everything, creedance & Jimmy are some of my favs
flanno colour: pink
holiday spot: van at Eildon
ideal shazza/bloke: In control of himself (and me), confidant
hates: Really hot weather and dickheads who cant park properly
loves: winter, my dog

[Gully Girl]

  right back at ya Jaxxen!

[Wezzy]

name: Wes
hometown: Melbourne, currently in QLD working back soon to melba
grog: carlton draught
car: Commodore , what else lol
tunes: lots of things really, anything that sounds good
flanno colour: blue with green lines
holiday spot: anywhere theres not too many touros
ideal shazza/bloke: some horny shazza to look after me, who flashes her tits
hates: farkn tossers who think they're tuff
loves: bbqs with the mates and sinkin a few

[aussie_pride]

name: aussie_pride
hometown: Fronkston vic
grog: Beer n scotch
car: BF Falcon i kno its new but im too lazy to fix a old one
tunes: Chisel, Ac-Dc, Metallica, The Living End
flanno colour: Blue and Red
holiday spot: Tassie
ideal shazza/bloke: big tits and puts out
hates: Unaustralians eg. Metro poofta cunts
loves: fishin shootin drivin

[ShazzasMateShaz]

name: Shannon
hometown: Poncy Southern Highlands/NSW
grog: Kaluah straight or mixed
car: Ford Falcon Wagon with dicky seat in the back for the sprogs
tunes: Rock. Hard and loud.
flanno colour: Blue and grey. Love wearin my mans flanno after a  hard nite rootin
holiday spot: Canada, anywhere with delux carovans and spa baths
ideal shazza/bloke: one who eats roots and leaves
hates: clingy men who want to cuddle after, fuck off im tryin to sleep
loves: givin head, eatin, cookin and rootin, rootin... more rootin.  a bloke whos skilled at givin  it  up the arse.

[OzyGunja]

  a bloke whos skilled at givin  it  up the arse.

Fark! Too bad we just fucked Neo off!!  He has major skills in rootin up the arse!
Although I think he prefered to be the reciever!  HAHAHA

Does your Dad own a brewery Shannon?  You almost sound like the perfect shazza!!

[ShazzasMateShaz]

Well hes pretty skilled in home brew. Does beer n wine and shit. Luckily for him ganjas practically legal over there too. Doesnt come much finer than Vancouver Island grown