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« on: January 05, 2008, 01:03:15 PM »
Hey blokes, i noticed that there is a farkin heap of new cunts sneakin around, so i reckon we should all introduce ourselves, and make a sticky thread of it! this way any new members that come will have a better idea of what we're about. only one post per member if possible blokes

name: gitfarked
hometown: parramatta nsw
grog: tooheys NEW
car: fukin v8 commonwhore  Grin
tunes: acca, barnesy, pubrock in genral
flanno colour: green on speshal occasions and blue every other day
holiday spot: fishin in karumba in north qld
ideal shazza/bloke: if she gotta cunt shes alright wif me!
hates: arrogant farkwits, yuppies, churchie cunts, hommasexual cars, will & grace, any cunts who think i owe them shit
loves: piss, v8s, grog, shazzas, alcahol, fishin, drinkin new, barbeques!!!, slabba beer
sporting team: swannies ya carrrnts!
sporting hero: tony lockett
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Bloody strewth ya flamin mongrel!
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 02:38:53 PM »
Name:- Pissfarter
Place:-Frankston Vic
Favourite things :- Footy(AUSSIE RULES ) Collingwood suporter, Staffordhire bull terriers! Boxing fan from way back. Sporting Hero Muhamad Ali (best sportsman Bar None)
Rootin, and munchin on the pussy is me specialty! Favourite drink VB, but I love a scotch or bourbon!
Love me Old cars (holden man at heart) But if its got steel bumpers and attitude I like it!
Hates:- Coppers with a passion (ALL OF EM), Poofs, Nazis, weak cunts that bash women and hurt kids, barmen that wont give ya tick, and foreigners that refuse to fit in! , Love hard rock, and blues music. Mad about that show on TV Rockwizz, And love Mythbusters too!
Oh yeah I stickyed it for ya blokes!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 09:14:22 PM »
Name: Mick, or if your me mum, Michael.  But youse can call me Mick!
Lives: Karabar (suburb of Queanbeyan, NSW). Near fkn Canberra
Drinks: VB, Woodstocks burboun and coke
Wheels: 253 HQ Kinga
Tunes: Anything Aussie from the 70's to 90's. Barnesy is the king!
Flanno colour: Love me blue ones the best.
Holiday spot: Snowy Mountains (fishing)
Hates: Spammers, Nazis, door to door religious fkwits, Matthew Newton (woman basher)
Loves: Fishing, hunting, Rottweillers, car racing, VB, getting on the piss with me mates, me kids
Sporting team: Canberra Raiders (NRL), Carlton Blues (AFL)
Sporting hero: Merv Hughes
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 09:59:52 AM »
name: LESGALIGAN - THA CARNT
hometown: Gosford NSW
grog: VB
car: FARKEN HQ GTS with a blown 308.....haha blown head gasket. Cunt overheated, cant be fucked fixen her
tunes: Chisel, AC-DC
flanno colour: Flanno blue
holiday spot: Backyard cricket
ideal shazza/bloke: Must be fucken good shit and ready to get her axe wound out!
hates: NAZI cunts, hommasexuals, snobby shazzas (fat ones too - farken hate fat bitches), oh and fuckwits who drink wine from a bottle! Poofs!
sporting team: Farken Souths carnt or farken the NSW Blues
sporting hero: David farken Boon - his only downfall is hes from imbred Tassie.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2008, 10:01:33 AM by lesgaligan » Logged
VB, KingG's, Singlets, Flannoes, Double Pluggers......And then there's LES GALIGAN!

NO FUCKEN HOMMASEXUALS OR NAZI SEPOs AROUND HERE CARNTZ - LES GALLO IS ON THE FARKEN CASE CUNTS!!

LES FUCKED 27 SHAZZA IN ONE NIGHT ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH Robert Wayne Dyson from farken Ipswitch!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 03:51:54 PM »
Don't forget the Sheeeeeeeeeeeila's !!!!!!  Grin

name: Rebecca
hometown: G-Town VIC
grog: i know you carnts arent going to like it but vodddddddddddka
car: BA FALCON XR6 .. Shockwave Blue !!!!
tunes: I just chuck on the radio and listen to whatever ....
flanno colour: Blue! unless they make Pink ones LMAO
holiday spot: Cohuna, there is nothing better then being outdoors, kicking back and sucking down a few bevvo's
ideal shazza/bloke: faaaaaaaaaark every time i think i have an idea, it changes or i get screwed over!
hates: Terrorists & Politics
loves: Sprintcars, v8's especially FORD!!!, Footy, Hanging with Friends, Drinking & the Great Outdoors!
sporting team: West Coast EAGLES, Liverpool & Melbourne Storm!
sporting hero: Michael Phelps & Jamie Whincup
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 05:11:32 PM »
Welcome back luv!!!  Geez theres hope for this joint yet! Even the Shazzas are commin back WOOHOO!
Ok whike I'm at it can ya show us ya tits?? LMAO!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
All we need now is AJ back and it'l be like a Bogan Re-Union!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 08:03:49 PM »
Quote from: PISSFARTER on January 06, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
Welcome back luv!!!  Geez theres hope for this joint yet! Even the Shazzas are commin back WOOHOO!
Ok whike I'm at it can ya show us ya tits?? LMAO!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
All we need now is AJ back and it'l be like a Bogan Re-Union!!

oh oh oh ... can i report to moderator Tongue LOL

Thanks mate - glad to be back ... i think Wink  ~ ummmm can i think about it PMSL Shocked

Let's get this board rockin Smiley  Cheesy  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 11:34:06 PM »
hometown: newy
grog: beer
car: 68hk prem
tunes: real stuff not doof
holiday spot: can't tell
ideal shazza: the one I got now is pretty good
hates: mondays, and extremists
loves: fridays
sporting team: knights
sporting hero: kelly slater ( dont care that he's a seppo )
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 06:43:14 PM »
name: AJ
hometown: Brisbane, Qld
grog: stuff you guys wouldn’t touch
car: Pulsar, but ex Commodore VN, stationwagon driver
tunes: stuff you guys would hate, but had a soft spot for rock and grunge.
flanno colour: Pink or red
holiday spot: Anywhere I don’t have to pay to go to
ideal shazza/bloke: the one I’m with
hates: people who are up themselves, rice burner cars, people in Australia who don’t love Australia.
loves: Australia!
sporting team: Reds/Wallabies (sorry guys)
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 12:08:30 AM »
name: jaxxen/gytre
hometown: Perth
grog: bourbon, brandy, scotch, gin
tunes: mostly retro hard rock & metal & Kev of course
flanno colour: I have heaps of flannos in heaps of colours
ideal shazza: someone with big knockers who has a good head on her shoulders, but knows her place
hates: political correctness, bleeding-heart liberal Leftie wankers
loves: footy and other sports, but especially footy, movies, heavy metal music
sporting team: Port Adelaide, Claremont (WAFL), Liverpool, Inter Milan, Green Bay Packers (NFL), Vancouver Canucks (NHL)
sporting hero: Jaxon Crabb
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 08:22:26 PM »
Name: Paul
Home: Brisbane
Wheels: 84 WB six- banger ute
Drinks: BEER
Job: Shitbag fisherman.
Hobbies: DRINKING BEER
Team: Brisbane Broncos
Others..........? Fuck you`re asking some big Q`s now. What the fuck are? A cop? FUCK OFF
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2008, 05:49:05 PM »
Home; Doveton Vic
Piss; VB, Bourbon, Ouzo
Music; Bon AC/DC, The Sweet
Flanno colour; Can't decide between black or blue
Holiday spot; McPhillamy Park, BATHIRST
Ideal shazza; Takes it up the kolo!
Dislikes; Getting out of bed, shaving, Dumb cunts who have to get pissed to fire up, eg Cronulla
Loves; Shitstirring
Sporting team; Collingwood, Socceroos
Sporting heroes; Peter McKenna, Dennis Lillee, Peter Daicos, Allan Moffat
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 01:27:56 PM »
Hey bogans,

names: Monkey's Uncle - aka Fred
hometown: Wollongong nsw
grog: tooheys
car: V8 Holden ute 
tunes: ac/dc, metallica
flanno colour: blue singlet / wife beater
holiday spot: fishin in kiama
ideal shazza: Jen Hawkins
hates: wankers, fuckwits, yuppies, poofs
loves: piss, v8s, chicks, fishin, drinkin new, barbeques!!!
sporting team: Roosters
sporting hero: any cheer leader
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 10:05:43 PM »
name: Flanny_Fanny
hometown: maryborough vic
grog: cruzers
car:  anyfing V8 and HOT!
tunes: nollsy
flanno colour: red cos it goes fasta!
holiday spot: goldcoast
ideal shazza/bloke: tatts
hates: stuk up moles
loves: reel HOT ozzie men
sporting team: any wiv hot guys
sporting hero:
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2008, 10:58:53 PM »
name: BustyBek
hometown: Frankston Vic
grog: beam
car:  Ford falcon
tunes: Barnsey
flanno colour: Blu
holiday spot: goldcoast
ideal shazza/bloke: Mullets are great
hates: skanks
loves: Hot Guyz
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sporting hero:
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