im new to this internets- Carn youse panfers

[Bazza McCracker]

Gday fellow bogans, Im Bazza McCracker, im a new carnt to this internets forum..Anyways, i was down at me local last nite getiin pissed wif me good mate forry mountain man, and he tells me about this beaut grouse internets page thats for bogans like me...I was farkin stoked, so after the missis cured me hangover this mornin i got on the inetrnets and made me a profile...
im from penrif, me local is penny rsl, and i go for dem might penny panfers!can youse penny panfers in 07!I luv me VeeBees, i drive mes a beaut 86  ford falcon, and i luv gettin pissed as a carnt watchin the cricket wid me mates...Can youse Aussies in the cricket-get farked youse pommy canrts!Anyway boys, id arrpecaite comemnts or that...Bazza

[Wayne Dodson]

gday bazza mate

nice to see some fellow bogans comin on board makes a change for all dem refo carnts thats been round lately

whats sorta music you listenin to mate?  nice to see ya got an aussie car too at least better than dem rice burners

[Bazza McCracker]

yeah mate i luv me a bit of Acka Dacka and cold chisel, i cant stand that doof doof shit those farkin rice buring carnts listen to...Anyways Dodson, are youse farkin lookin forwards to a summer of getting farkin pissed and wtachin those pommy carnts losin in the cricket?Me and forry mountain man and all our penny mates might go watch us sum at the SCG....Carn youse Aussies!

[DILLIGAF_CRUZER]

oi Bazza good to see nuther penruf bogan ere will ave 2 ave a beer wif ya sum time at penruf rsl

[forry_mountin_man]

fark mate gud to see ya

[Bazza McCracker]

gees forry im supprised youse are fuckin alive after last nite...youse were farkin pissed!i was farkin pissed as well, pissed off at those pommy carnts in the footy...who the fark do they think they are?youse hittin the rsl tonight mate?i might catch ya down there...

[EF_wanabe]

yeah mate i luv me a bit of Acka Dacka and cold chisel, i cant stand that doof doof shit those farkin rice buring carnts listen to...Anyways Dodson, are youse farkin lookin forwards to a summer of getting farkin pissed and wtachin those pommy carnts losin in the cricket?Me and forry mountain man and all our penny mates might go watch us sum at the SCG....Carn youse Aussies!

Fuk ur a legend.

Bloody rice burners.

Cant wait dont forget zie working class man

[Wayne Dodson]

yeah mate i luv me a bit of Acka Dacka and cold chisel, i cant stand that doof doof shit those farkin rice buring carnts listen to...Anyways Dodson, are youse farkin lookin forwards to a summer of getting farkin pissed and wtachin those pommy carnts losin in the cricket?Me and forry mountain man and all our penny mates might go watch us sum at the SCG....Carn youse Aussies!

yeah mate dunno if im gunna make it down to the g this year maybe if i can afford it who knows but fark me im guna watch us thrash them pom cunts on telly while drinkin a new... a COLD new not a bloody warm one like these poms drink

an carn the aussies in that trphy thing herd we won bloody beaut

[TrueBlueCarnt]

gday bazza how ya garn mate?
im new to this as well ay

[VB Mick]

aye

jus sink sum vb, you'll learn the internet thing easy

[Billy Baxter]

Whats that penrif place like? I been to pamfers and had a top time wuns, but I seen some damn big houses from the freeway and just thort it must be reel posh, like Kellyville or sumwhere. Me mates in St. Maries reckon its 'the big smoke' and that its not worth goin to but Im just real curius sometimes and like doin a bit a travellin to exotic places. Theres more to the world than Riverstone, Blacktown, Rooty Hill and Mt. Druitt I reckon. Id even love ter get down to macwarie fields there some time but ya gotta go through gookville ter get there.

[Bazza McCracker]

gday bazza how ya garn mate?
im new to this as well ay

 
Gday mate, yeah im farkin grouse, how bout youse?yeah mate we will get used to this internets thing ay,  just sink a few more VeeBees and it will bes better ay...anyways mate where bouts youse from?

[Bazza McCracker]

Whats that penrif place like? I been to pamfers and had a top time wuns, but I seen some damn big houses from the freeway and just thort it must be reel posh, like Kellyville or sumwhere. Me mates in St. Maries reckon its 'the big smoke' and that its not worth goin to but Im just real curius sometimes and like doin a bit a travellin to exotic places. Theres more to the world than Riverstone, Blacktown, Rooty Hill and Mt. Druitt I reckon. Id even love ter get down to macwarie fields there some time but ya gotta go through gookville ter get there.

 
Yeah mate penrif is farkin tops, wes have everythink, penny rsl, penny panfers (CARN YOUSE MIGHTY PENNY PANFERS IN 07!), cheap housing, TAB, good pubs, what more does a bogan need....

[Wayne Dodson]

Whats that penrif place like? I been to pamfers and had a top time wuns, but I seen some damn big houses from the freeway and just thort it must be reel posh, like Kellyville or sumwhere. Me mates in St. Maries reckon its 'the big smoke' and that its not worth goin to but Im just real curius sometimes and like doin a bit a travellin to exotic places. Theres more to the world than Riverstone, Blacktown, Rooty Hill and Mt. Druitt I reckon. Id even love ter get down to macwarie fields there some time but ya gotta go through gookville ter get there.

 
what more does a bogan need....

BEAUT SHEILAS!!