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« on: October 18, 2006, 02:15:32 PM »

farken strewth cunts

orright ive just about had it up ta here with all these wankers thatve been round these parts lately

seriously....  all dis talk about fucken scooters... aussie v8s bein shit... aussie beer bein shit... baggin out sheilas n mullets n flannos n pluggas fair dinkum its the aussie way of life... these things are the only fucken things that set us cunts apart from yanks or poms or even gooks.  dunno why youd wanna throw all that shit away n be a wanker.  its our bloody way of life an identity

so if ya dun like..

DOUBLE PLUGGAS
VB, XXXX, EMU EXPORT, NEW, CARLTON OR ANY AUSSIE BEERS
FORDS OR HOLDENS WITH BIG BLOODY V8S
BARNESY, ACCA OR AUSSIE MUSIC
FLANNOS
SINGLETS
SHEILAS
GETTIN PISSED

then you can

GARN.............

GARN GIT FARKED

ya obviously arent proud to call ya self an aussie n involve yaself in our ways so git farked

thats all i have to say i just have lots a aussie pride n fucken hate dickheads who bag out the best country in the world and the stuff it makes
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 02:21:47 PM »

Yeah, farken oath!

I'm proud of australia! On australia day I proudly wear my australian flag hat, carry the australian flag, paint my face in aussie green and gold, wear the compulsory salmon polo shirt with popped collar, carry an esky with Corona in it, wear my Havainana pluggas and sing Waltzing Matilda. I'm a true blue Aussie ay! Oh, I also drive up in my Beemer as I reckon public transport is for losers. Yeah, wear your singlets in the gym ya carnts! And what else? Ummm... yeah, wear you flanno pyjamas when you go to sleep, that's it!. Yeah i think that does it for now. See, since I agree with you on many points I'm a true blue aussie bloke!
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 02:39:48 PM »

Yeah, farken oath!

I'm proud of australia! On australia day I proudly wear my australian flag hat, carry the australian flag, paint my face in aussie green and gold, wear the compulsory salmon polo shirt with popped collar, carry an esky with Corona in it, wear my Havainana pluggas and sing Waltzing Matilda. I'm a true blue Aussie ay! Oh, I also drive up in my Beemer as I reckon public transport is for losers. Yeah, wear your singlets in the gym ya carnts! And what else? Ummm... yeah, wear you flanno pyjamas when you go to sleep, that's it!. Yeah i think that does it for now. See, since I agree with you on many points I'm a true blue aussie bloke!


nah you arent mate

you are excluded from this cos ya hate aussie v8s and aussie beer and have said it many times

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2006, 03:07:56 PM »

HAAHAHAH ON AUSTRALIA DAY I ROOT OUTDOORS
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2006, 04:05:25 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2006, 04:32:54 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2006, 04:41:47 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean

I don't know what you mean, it's pretty hard to understand you. Write clearly in English carnt!
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2006, 04:46:38 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean

I don't know what you mean, it's pretty hard to understand you. Write clearly in English carnt!

Dont say ass.

Say 'arse'

You are a seppo (american) cunt.

Fuck off.

Cheers.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2006, 05:01:32 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean

I don't know what you mean, it's pretty hard to understand you. Write clearly in English carnt!

Dont say ass.

Say 'arse'

You are a seppo (american) cunt.

Fuck off.

Cheers.

You're a toole! Just coz I bought a Learjet in America doesn't make me an American you dumb cunt!
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2006, 05:12:56 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean

I don't know what you mean, it's pretty hard to understand you. Write clearly in English carnt!

Dont say ass.

Say 'arse'

You are a seppo (american) cunt.

Fuck off.

Cheers.

You're a toole! Just coz I bought a Learjet in America doesn't make me an American you dumb cunt!

Its cos ya say 'ass'.

toole? what the fuck, cunt?
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2006, 05:17:06 PM »

I don't hate aussie V8s, just that everything else I drive always kick's aussie V8s ass is not my fault, not my fault imports are faster and handle better, are better built etc. I'm just stating a known and proven fact. I don't hate aussie V8's... afterall there's always a place for a loser in a race and that is reserved for aussie V8s.

farken seppo cunt stop say ass its fucken arse you yank fuck see this is exactly what i mean

I don't know what you mean, it's pretty hard to understand you. Write clearly in English carnt!

Dont say ass.

Say 'arse'

You are a seppo (american) cunt.

Fuck off.

Cheers.

You're a toole! Just coz I bought a Learjet in America doesn't make me an American you dumb cunt!

Its cos ya say 'ass'.

toole? what the fuck, cunt?

And because you write (and probably speak) like a retard, I conclude that YOU'RE A RETARD! Cunt!
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2006, 05:24:15 PM »

rather be a retard than drive a scooter
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2006, 05:29:29 PM »

rather be a retard than drive a scooter

...well said by another retard  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2006, 05:58:36 PM »

youll work this off in the coal mines boy
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2006, 06:09:48 PM »

Dam sccoters suck arse.
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