How old for havin kids

[Billy Baxter]

I got a boy who must be turnin 18 some time soon and he still hasnt got no kids. I really couldnt give a fuck if he were married to its mum or if he even knew where the mum was an all, but each time I see him I say 'Hey, you got a kid yet' and he says 'No I haven't, now leave me alone'. I startin to reckon he might be a poof. Whatta youse reckon? He's got himself a girlfriend but I reckon shes real wierd, although she listens to a lot a Elvis which I like, but she wants to finish school cause she's 'thinking about uni'. I know those birds don't root before goin to uni so I don't reckon shes any sorta a girlfriend. I certainly never seen her drinkin beer or smokin and when she drops round she tells me to fuck off if I tell her to get me a coldie from the fridge. I even call her 'luv'. No respect for the 'master of the house' thats for sure. So anyways, how can I work out if me young fellas a poof, and if he is how can I fix it. Fer fucks sake 18 and no kids! I got 6 other kids and none a them are poofs or wierdos.

[aussie_pride]

i got a mate who i think is a poofta too he wears pink shirts an shit so id say he is but he got a missus but she got no respect for him she fuckin makes him get her a beer and cook for her it pathetic i just wanna slap the bitch down and tell her to get me a beer

[AJ]

You know calling me 'luv' ususally does the trick for making me not want to spend a whole lot of time with some one.

18 is a bit young to have kids, they are expensive.  Kids are great, people should have them, but there's nothing wrong with waiting until you start work or can afford a house.

If his girlfriend wants to go to uni then she'll put off having kids until after that.  And it also means she's probably heard of contraception 

[Bazza McCracker]

yeah youse are right the farkin 18 years old boy should have kids of his owns by now...ids be worried if i was youse, he might turn out one of them queer fags who burns rice, wears them pink tight shirts and listen to that doof doof shit...farken wankers.....

[tassiecunt]

i nearly got few women preggies when iw as 16 and shit haha,

[TrueBlueCarnt]

i reacon he's using them farkin condom things...ya should find his stash an git a nedil and poke holes in em hsahahah that'll sort the bitch out

[tassiecunt]

i reacon he's using them farkin condom things...ya should find his stash an git a nedil and poke holes in em hsahahah that'll sort the bitch out

ill give you a hole in a minute cunt.

[VB Mick]

this is never pleasant to say.

Billy, your boy sounds like a fag.

Sorry mate.

[AJ]

Sounds normal to me but not bogan!

[Wayne Dodson]

strewth thats a bloody shame bout ya kiddun

maybe ya need to sit down wif him n have a bit of a yarn n chin wag tell the cunt that hes gotta start rootin them sheilas wif no franger on so he can get bloody extra from the link

strewth ya gotta explain how much more hell get for beer n smokes if he pops out a few wif a missus...  plus ya little carnts can go fetch ya beers n shit

i reckon ya also gotta teach the cunt to smack his missus upside the head if shes tellin ya to fark off n not fetchin the beers 

[funksoulbruffa]

he might just be nailing her up the tuck shoot !!!!!!!!!!! have you had a crack at her yet ?

[EF_wanabe]

yeah youse are right the farkin 18 years old boy should have kids of his owns by now...ids be worried if i was youse, he might turn out one of them queer fags who burns rice, wears them pink tight shirts and listen to that doof doof shit...farken wankers.....

so true bloody poofs

[kawaii_hachi_roku]

have some kids and get more money from the link hahaha.
sounds good

[forry_mountin_man]

crack the cunts little head in. i had too kids, farkin Damyen (forgot how ta spell his name) and Stylika... i aint never seen em. fuckin stylikas bloody comin on 15.. i reckon I saw her at the pokies the other day. anyway

yeah fuck the cunt up.. he mite be a poof. i reckon do what wayno and trueblue ses.

Fark.

[cut_snake_vb_sle]

18 !! farken cunt should atleast be tryn his hardest to knock a few up ! make sure the cunts missus is putting out , if he aint doing to well take him down to the whores for some training lessons , its the least a father could do