Fuck it's been freezing lately

[jaxxen]

Fuck it's been freezing in Perth lately. This is the coldest bloody winter I've ever experienced. Normally I complain about the heat not the cold, but fuck me dead, it's been a cold winter this season. My last power bill was huge cos of me usin' me heater so much.

[Flamin Morry]

fuckin oath mate

Fuckin hate the cold, in Melbourne it's downright shitty. Bring back summer and the heat so we can get back into the thongs, stubbies and singlets and have a VB without freezin ya dick off. No wonder cunts move to qld, its pissup time every night of the year

[Miss Dingo]

how cold u been gettin, we been hittin -5, im dreadin the next bill, the air con runs 24/7 plus another heater cause the air con dont warm the house enuf

[farkentopbloke]

yeah farken freezin me tits off mate

[BLUDGER]

yeah farken freezin me tits off mate

? how can ya be called farkentopbloke, and talk about freezin yer tits off?? Got me fucked are ya a tranny or sumpfin??


Anyway its fuckin as cold as a mother in laws kiss here in Franga , it pissed down all night! Cant wait till summer, plenty of fishin drinkin, and bludgin around the pool and barbie mate!!

[Miss Dingo]

yeah i agree a bloke dont talk about freezin his tits off... freezin his nuts yeah not tits.. maybe he is prod of his man titties!!

[farkentopbloke]

Bludger: I meant when I'm at work layin bricks and forget to take a flanny yer farken drongo and me tranny's not fucked, XA's runnin sweet mate.

Miss Dingo: Back to the kitchen and knock us fellas up some party pies, make sure there be plenty of cold ones in the fridge.

[Miss Dingo]

get ya opwn fuckin party pies and put ya own beer in the fridge right... i might be happy do this shit for me man, but fuck doin it for arse wipes

[BLUDGER]

Aww C'mon luv! Its your Moral obligation to serve us males whenever the opportunity arises! PMSL!

[bigdickjoe]

get ya opwn fuckin party pies and put ya own beer in the fridge right... i might be happy do this shit for me man, but fuck doin it for arse wipes

How bount some tounge on clitoris action msdingo, would that be enogh to change ya mind?

[Miss Dingo]

fuckin oath joe... ill get ya pies on a regular basis for abit of that

[jesusfuckingchrist]

Fuck it's been freezing in Perth lately. This is the coldest bloody winter I've ever experienced. Normally I complain about the heat not the cold, but fuck me dead, it's been a cold winter this season. My last power bill was huge cos of me usin' me heater so much.

Its been freezing coz you're a fucking fairy.

Man the fuck up. 

I climbed Mt. Koscuiszko with nothing but a goanna skin around my balls and cock , a bundy in the left hand  and a winnie blue in the right.
Got 3rd degree frostbite in four of my toes on the way down so I put on a pair of thongs.

[redneck carnt]

Fuck it's been freezing in Perth lately. This is the coldest bloody winter I've ever experienced. Normally I complain about the heat not the cold, but fuck me dead, it's been a cold winter this season. My last power bill was huge cos of me usin' me heater so much.

Its been freezing coz you're a fucking fairy.

Man the fuck up. 

I climbed Mt. Koscuiszko with nothing but a goanna skin around my balls and cock , a bundy in the left hand  and a winnie blue in the right.
Got 3rd degree frostbite in four of my toes on the way down so I put on a pair of thongs.

wasnt a goanna skin round ya pindick it was a whole farkin goanna!

[redneck carnt]

-2 last nite, hurry up summer

[jesusfuckinchrist]

Move out of the sticks then ya fuckin deadshit