Fuck it's been freezing lately

[redneck carnt]

Move out of the sticks then ya fuckin deadshit

rather live in tha sticks than a basement, deadshit.

fuckin oath joe... ill get ya pies on a regular basis for abit of that

itl help ya keep warm MissD lol!

[Flamin Morry]

Fuck it's been freezing in Perth lately. This is the coldest bloody winter I've ever experienced. Normally I complain about the heat not the cold, but fuck me dead, it's been a cold winter this season. My last power bill was huge cos of me usin' me heater so much.

Its been freezing coz you're a fucking fairy.

Man the fuck up. 

I climbed Mt. Koscuiszko with nothing but a goanna skin around my balls and cock , a bundy in the left hand  and a winnie blue in the right.
Got 3rd degree frostbite in four of my toes on the way down so I put on a pair of thongs.

wasnt a goanna skin round ya pindick it was a whole farkin goanna!

It was reported to be one of those pissant sized skinks