Farkin Wooot!

[PISSFARTER]

one of me smartarse mates threw a bit of speed in me drink last night!!! I was still pumpin the missus at dawn, and still cant shooot me load!!! Just had another swing at circa 7:45, still a mad horn but no jizm??? Ahh well I'll guzzle a few valium to slow the truck down and get back into it aye!! Sport sex gets a bit sexist,,, The shazza gets to cum a 100 times and all we get to do is pump away like a kid  trin to inflate a Zodiac boat with an eyedropper!! Ahhh welll she wants to marry me again now!! STREWTH!! I dun mind, but I've done the math, and worked out (I defy any cunt to prove me wrong?) That  100% of divorces are caused by weddings!!!!!