Classic dunny scribbles youse have seen?

[FraserKing]

with the xmas holidays coming up I'd thought I'd post all the classic dunny drawings I'd seen in servo toilets around Australia.
I also want to see what gems of wisdom have been written on dunny walls that youse have found, so I'll start off with a few:
Found at a Caloundra servo last year:
'My wife is a f**king s**t, call (insert random name) at (random mobile number). PS: Bring big c**k.'
Above was a pretty well drawn Sharpie scribble of a man's head with a dick glued to it.
'Good Time Girl at (random mobile number) - Late.'
'Fraser 2011'
(on a condom machine) 'Put $1 in and push c**k in hole' (hole where you retrieve the condom)
'Toilet Tennis - 'Look right' 'Look left'
'Get rid of Gillard' (a trip to the same toilet a month later for a day trip to Caloundra revealed that someone had smeared shit all over that scribble - a classic example of a smear campaign)
'Smoke my pole' ('pole' was later crossed out and replaced with 'twig')

FraserKing

[smell my finger]

Written in very small writing at the bottom of the door so you have to lean forward to read it..........

"You have shit on your balls".