Chinese food

[Billy Baxter]

Me lady friend is a bit 'new age' and she's been on to me to try a bit of Chinese tucker. Up to now we've just gone down the Riverstone RSL cause they've got a Chinese restaurant on Fridays so she has a bit of Chow Min and I can have a Surf and Turf from the grill to wash down me beers. Now she wants me to try some of the stuff she has, and threatened me with no rootin for a week if I don't try. I just dunno. A mate reckoned his cat got stolen and a week later he went to some Chinese place and they servrd his kitty to him in sweet and sower sauce! Another mate says Blacktown RSL has a 'all you can eat' Chinese tucker deal and that he goes there all the time and its growse, which sounds pretty good, so I'm thinkin I might do that. Have you blokes tried this Chinese stuff? What Ive seen me sheila eatin just stinks and its got some fuckin white stuff that looks like a big pile a maggots. I don't wanta go a week with no rootin either.

[Wally]

Yeah, they have those fuckin satay burgers at H.J's.  I'll stick to whoppers.

[EF_wanabe]

bloody gook food.

[AJ]

If you like deep fried $hit, you'll be right

[EF_wanabe]

Yea but asain foods yukc i rember ordeirng like $120 worth of asain food and not  pick it up

[AJ]

Nasty prank!  You do realised the would have taken it out the back, reheated it and given it to some other Bogan who got salmonela poisoning?

[EF_wanabe]

Nasty prank!  You do realised the would have taken it out the back, reheated it and given it to some other Bogan who got salmonela poisoning?

LOL

[DILLIGAF_CRUZER]

not a good sign if ya shazza is usin rootin as a way of gettin wat she wants
call her bluf fuk avin chinese if u dont like it
in da week she says no rootin id say she will want da peen and u  can say well dis was ur idea and u stand ur ground
teach her not 2 use rootin as a way of gettin fings her own way
cause if u give in now and she knows she as u by da balls so 2 speek be prepared for it 2 happen time and time again

[AJ]

not a good sign if ya shazza is usin rootin as a way of gettin wat she wants

Hey, how else are we meant to get what we want?

[DILLIGAF_CRUZER]

not a good sign if ya shazza is usin rootin as a way of gettin wat she wants

Hey, how else are we meant to get what we want?

well dont be such a demandin shit dats wat u do
or go find urself a fancy arse type a bloke who will do wat evr u want em 2
not this black duck u start playin demandin games i want want want or no rootin well u can garn git farked

[Wayne Dodson]

mate fuck that dont let no shazza tell ya what yous can eat

jus beat her black n blue... no chinese food for you!

tell her to garn git farked

[AJ]

gosh and I thought that Chinese food was pretty mainstream

[VB Mick]

fuck chinese food shit

decent barbie is what a bloke and his shazza needs

only lessos, single fat sheilas and faggots buy chinese food shit

[cut_snake_vb_sle]

fuck chinese food shit

decent barbie is what a bloke and his shazza needs

only lessos, single fat sheilas and faggots buy chinese food shit

haha too right

[Billy Baxter]

Youse all wont believe what happened. Thanks to your wise words I went the surf and turf option again and she called me racist but then started to insult me and said 'thats it you moron, no rootin for a week'. Today I went in the bog after her an shes not flushed it proply and surprise surprise shes on the rag. So it wooda ben no rootin this week anyway. She come up with a shitty excuse for no rootin when it was it was just gonna be 'Swans playin at home' time anyway. Im not gonna tell her I know then next week shell get twice as much rootin, get a good slappin and get told to grap her hippy shit and get outta my place. She can go back to her shithead junky mates for all I care. I dont care anyway, I'll root a good lookin chick when the painters are in. Plenty more shazzas round here'll put out for ya anyway, yer just gotta give em a smoke, or a few stubbies or tell em there hot or some shit like that.