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Question: How do you rate Centrelink's Customer Service?
Top Notch   -2 (11.8%)
Alright n Shit   -2 (11.8%)
Gettin the Shits   -1 (5.9%)
You're one of those weird fu*kers that swear at 'em selves cause your waiting in a line which shits ya off cause your such a busy bogan drinkin n smokin n shit and that its takin up valuble pub time   -4 (23.5%)
So Shitty you tell the sheila's off cause you've sobared up while waiting in line   -8 (47.1%)
Total Voters: 15

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« on: September 10, 2006, 01:25:13 PM »
I tell ya if ya wanna meet some fellow bogan's, hang out at your local Centrelink. You'll be sure to see the whole crew there but often they ain't too happy wif da service. Tells us wat ya thinkin! Cause whenever I'm dare I git the bloody shits cause there's always some prick holdin up the line and I all I wanna do is git money so I can head to the pub! Maybe even lash out for a new flanno but I rather mi worn in ones with holes for air con.
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2006, 01:49:36 PM »
the fuckwits paid me late one time and i didnt get to have a 6 pack that night so i took it out on the missus and beat the shit outta her. shes now applying for disability pension as a result
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 02:54:49 PM »
Quote from: Macca on September 10, 2006, 01:49:36 PM
the fcukwits paid me late one time and i didnt get to have a 6 pack that night so i took it out on the missus and beat the shit outta her. shes now applying for disability pension as a result

mate you got the system sorted! fuk. good work, as long as the bitch can still cook, clean, change a stubby, and do the dirty, what more could you ask for hey?  Wink

i voted for the last one, as they wont let you bring in a tinny with ya to keep you ticking over until you get service.
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 01:57:12 PM »
yeah farken i voted the last one johnno mate stop ya whinging you fucken get ipswitch centrelink thats a fucken megacentre with express lines 8 kids or less o gotta goto wyong fucken git farked give me flanno back  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2006, 02:01:24 PM »
yea i went the last one too cobbers, it shits me off when they keep kicking me out for bringing a stubbie in
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2006, 09:24:06 PM »
Centrelink - fuckin goldmine, but the bitches wont let me come in with me arse hangin out so I get me son trenton to run back home and grab some new dacks. Briplo Centrelink has a swish carpark, which as yous blokes probly know, is a perla for a got burnout in me VL.

Drives the cunts shit nuts, but
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 10:58:59 PM »
If you're unhappy with centrelink you could always get a job...
or start a meth lab
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2006, 12:27:56 PM »
Quote from: AJ on September 19, 2006, 10:58:59 PM
If you're unhappy with centrelink you could always get a job...
or start a meth lab

nah fark that shit off , it would require too much thinking (for both) Grin
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2006, 02:42:11 PM »
Quote from: AJ on September 19, 2006, 10:58:59 PM
If you're unhappy with centrelink you could always get a job...
or start a meth lab

or yas can do what some shifty buggas do and be on the link and have a lab at the same time

who the fark bothers wif a job....  jobs are for dem city slicker carnts.. i reckon only place ic ould work would be a rsl or summin
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2006, 04:15:36 PM »
What about a beer tester at the brewery? Would you do that as a job?
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 04:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Love Stain on September 21, 2006, 04:15:36 PM
What about a beer tester at the brewery? Would you do that as a job?


oh yeah an that shit too
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2006, 04:26:10 PM »
me cousin works in a brewery doing tours he gets 2 slabs a week for free what a job!
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2006, 04:38:35 PM »
Swoite!

Also a stunt cock for a few Lesbian porno's would be a good job too
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2006, 05:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Love Stain on September 21, 2006, 04:38:35 PM
Swoite!

Also a stunt cock for a few Lesbian porno's would be a good job too

is it just me in me pissed state or dun that make no sense to yous other blokes?  Huh
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2006, 07:28:01 PM »
Quote from: cut_snake_vb_sle on September 20, 2006, 12:27:56 PM
Quote from: AJ on September 19, 2006, 10:58:59 PM
If you're unhappy with centrelink you could always get a job...
or start a meth lab

nah fark that shit off , it would require too much thinking (for both) Grin

I dunno, my boss would prefer it if I didn't think
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