Bogan Jokes

[Tank slappin HQ]

I will start it off....

A Bogan Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Bogan Aussie, cool as a Koala, picks up his VB beer and drinks it, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and
the Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate,
we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to
drink with the same ones twice."

[Love Stain]

 

hahaha that is great! Bloody seth Afrikan

[forry_mountin_man]

Q. What do youse say to a sheila with 2 black eyes?







A. Noffing. Youse 'ave already told the carnt.

[Wayne Dodson]

hahah yous cunts is funny

[cut_snake_vb_sle]

Q. What do youse say to a sheila with 2 black eyes?





A. Noffing. Youse 'ave already told the carnt.

A. Noffing. Youse 'ave already told the carnt, TWICE ALREADY !!

[Tank slappin HQ]

A Romantic Stroll

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane.
They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind - I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.

Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg.
He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging betweenher legs.

He shouts in horror, "My Goodness Mary .. have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

[aussie_pride]

I will start it off....

A Bogan Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Bogan Aussie, cool as a Koala, picks up his VB beer and drinks it, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and
the Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate,
we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to
drink with the same ones twice."

fuckin gold but ya shoulda had asians and wogs melbourne is full of the carnts

[chippy]

lol

where do u get these from

there funny as mate

good on ya mate

[EF_wanabe]

lol nice one

[Dikko]

That Yuppie knob, he was a  joke.

[Dikko]

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Bunnings with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance .
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Bunnings  - nice  children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,   she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, ya dickhead?" 


 "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f*ck you twice!"

[Wayne Dodson]

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Bunnings with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance .
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Bunnings  - nice  children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,   she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, ya dickhead?" 


 "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f*ck you twice!"

  beauty

[BleedingBull]

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[andre21]

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[smell my finger]

Why did the bogan cross the road?

To punch the fuck out of someone he didn't know for no reason whatsoever.