Aussie Female Compassion

[Miss Dingo]

A GOOD LESSON ON AUSTRALIAN FEMALE COMPASSION
 
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
 
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian Woman ,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.




The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
 
The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
 
The  Australian  woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f *** ed?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

[Flamin Morry]

haha... typical aussie jokes are fuckin funny!

[bigdickjoe]

here's another for youse carnts!

GOTTA  PEE

Two  women friends had gone for a girls' night out. 
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the  Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll  never forget you.'  " 
 

[Miss Dingo]

hahahaha, thats a good 1