Aussie Dictionary

[Missy]

i did have this posted in another topic and i thought that maybe i should start a new one.. if anyone has any others to add,







Aussie- Australian, Dinky Di Aussie, True Blue.
A wet blanket = Someone who is boring or is a spoilt sport
A Load of Cods whallop = Bullshit, someone speaking shit!
Ant's pants = same as bee's knees
Ants in ya pants = won't sit still
Airy Fairy = something with not a lot of substance to it
'Ave agoodweekend = have a good weekend
Ankle Biter= Child, Little Tacker
Arse about Face= Back to front
Arse over tit= To fall over, to come a cropper
Arthur or Martha= When you don't know who or what you are, confused
Arvo= Afternoon
Aussie Rules= Australian Football
Aerial Ping Pong= Abbreviation for Aussie Rules
Alkie= Someone who drinks alot, an Alcoholic
Bangs like a Dunny Door= Whore, Women who like to have sex with different men
Barbie= A gathering of family and friends get together for a barbie
B.B.Q= A hotplate you cook on at a Barbie..Throw a shrimp on the barbie (laughing)
Bee's knees = really great
"Beats the S&%$ out of me!" = wouldn't have a clue!
Bringing home the Bacon= The money earner of the household
Bun in the oven = pregnant
Buggered = broken or when a person is stuffed or had a long
Day
Bung on an act = lose one's temper or someone out for sympathy
Belly full of arms and legs = pregnant
Bacon = police
Better half= Same as other half
Bingle = A car accident
Bludge = doing as little as possible, when you should be working
boomer= Kangaroo
Bugger me dead = exclamation of amazement
Bullamankanka= any remote, backward place
Billy Lids= Kids as well
Blood and Blister= Sister
Bob's Your Uncle= No worries Mate, She;ll be right mate
Bread Winner= The money earner of the family
Bringing Home the Bacon= The money earner as well
Brown Nosing= Sucking up to the boss
Buggered if i know= Don't know, have no idea
Billabong= Watering Hole
Blind Mullet= When someone is under the influence of Alcohol,Drunk
Bark Hut= Shelter
Bombie= To run up and do a big splash into a swimming pool
By Jingo By Crikey= Expression of shock and surprise
Canuck = Canadian
Cheese and Kisses= Missus, Lady, Wife..
Chew the fat= talkative person, one who can go on and on
Chop short of a Barbie= Same as not the full quid also..
Chuck a spaz attack = lose one's temper or get carried away over nothing
Chuck a mental = Someone really losing their temper, out of control
Crack the = chuck a sad
Cling-on = dag
Cool Bananas = Means great, everything is cool..fantastic
Cop you later = farewell or goodbye
Chuck a wobbly= Throwing a tantrum, cracking the shits, spitting it
Chuck a uuuie = do a u-turn in motor vehicle
Crack Pot= Crazy person, madman, lunatic
Crust= Job, to earn the dough, money
Close shave= Near miss, very close indeed
Cooking with Gas= Getting somewhere, Things working out the way you want
Crack the shits= someone who dose'nt get there own way
Cracking up= laughing and can't stop, losing it
Cuppa= Having a cup of tea or coffee
Copa Squat= Sit Down
Cyphon the Python= Male going to have a leek, going to the toilet
Crikey Moses= Shock and disbelief
Curry Muncher= Person of Indian Descent
Cold enough to freeze the Balls of a Brass Monkey = Bloody Freezing
Dad and Dave= Having a shave
Dead Horse= Tomatoe Sauce
Dog & Bone= Telephone
Daylight Saving = putting the clock forward to make it lighter for later in the day
Drop your guts= Someone who has just relieved gases, farted, fluffed, popped
Dag = someone who doesn't dress cool, like a "dork", also a term of endearment usually for a humourous friend BUT literal meaning is S&%$ stuck to a sheeps rear end!
Dandy gray russet - colour of a sheeps fart
Donkey's Years = A long time between anything
Dead Rat up your ass: When someone's is so bad that you can't breathe
Dingoes breakfast = no breakfast at all
Doona = duvet, comforter
Dribble S&%$ = Someone who talks a load of bull
Dummy= Something a baby sucks on, or it could mean stupid
Dogs Breakfast= Is when you seen vomit on the ground, its known as this or things are in a shambles
Didgeridoo= Aborignal musical instrument
Don't come the Raw Prawn with me= Don't speak shit!!
Dogs Breath= Someone with Bad Breath
Fag=cigarette,smoke,durry,tailor made,nail in the coffin,a is also a gay person
Faggot=This is someone who is gay
Final straw = Thats it, not taking no more crap, enough is enough
Franger = condom
Freeze the balls of a brass monkey = cold
Froth at the mouth = lose one's temper
Feeling up to S&%$ = Not feeling well, also referred to when one is hungover
Fit as a Malley Bull = Could mean fit or stuffed depending on the situation
Flat out like a lizard drinking = Doing Nothing, slacking it
Fair Crack of the Whip = Enough is enough, Settle down
Fairdinkum =Is that right, true, real, honest
Fair suck of the sav = Someone replies this to someone that is giving a hard time
Flog the log = Man masturbating
Free Willy = A male not wearing underwear
Friend = mate, cobber, buddy, pal, digger, bosom buddy,
Fender Bender = Someone who is Trendy.
G'Day = hello, hi, how ya going
Good-bye = bye, seeya, catch ya, later, toroo, catch ya round like a bad smell
Great galloping goannas = surprise or amazement
Go Drown yourself = Means the same as Jump in the Lake
Have a Growl or a Fang = Something to eat
Heaps/giving heaps =lots/giving trouble
Hit the sack = Males say this when they are going to bed
Hit the frog & toad = to get going, leave, go home, to hit the road
Had the ridgey didge = out of order, broken
Hair of the dog = an alcoholic drink taken as a relief first thing of a morning for a hangover
Hammer and Tong = Going real fast when doing anything, such as driving a car
Handy as tits on a bull= useless
Having a foot in the Grave = A older person
Hit the frog and toad = go on a road trip, leave, time to go home
Hooning = racing around like a mad thing (a regular bat outa hell) eg - hooning around in the car!
Hoo roo = farewell or goodbye
Hokie Pokie = Cells in a Police Station
Honky Dory = Means all is well and Happy
How much can a Koala Bare = How much can one take
Howzat = WOW - wasn't that a good one??
Humbugging = Bludging of others
Hungover = waking up from a night on the piss
Humpy = Aboriginal shelter
Icing on the cake = Can mean good or bad, bad as in the final straw..and good as in, topping off something good that happened
Jocks = men's underwear
Joe Blake= Snake
Joe Bloggs = an unknown name/person
Jump in the Lake = Say this to someone who is giving you the shits
Kangaroo short in the top paddock = same as chop short of a barbie (BBQ)
Knickers = (as in - don't get your knickers in a knot) = underpants (don't get all upset over it)
Land Down Under = Australia
Lemon = Lesbian, a fruit
Lock up = Cells in Police Station as well
Mad as a cut snake = Someone who is'nt scared of a thing
Mad as a Malley Bull = Mad or crazy as
Mad as a Shithouse Rat = Just Plain Crazy
Maggotted = Rolling Drunk, Pissed, Absolutely Blind
Me ole china Plate = Mate, Best Friend
Meat Pie= Pastry filled with a meat sauce
Mad as a butchers axe = crazy
Meat wagon = ambulance
My home is my Castle = what nearly every man calls his home
Nackered = Plain stuffed, buggered, tired, had enough of what one is doing
No Worries = Same as well and Happy, and She'll be right means the same to
Nail in the coffin = Doing something more thats bad for you, as in having another smoke
Narky = see stroppy
No need to Cream yourself = Someone refers this to someone when they are carrying on, getting upset for no reason
Non Alcoholic Drink = soft drink, cool drink, fizzy drink
North and South = Mouth
Not the full Quid = Not all there in the head..
On the slops = Someone on the Piss, Beer
Other side of timbucktoo = any remote place
Off ya scone = fruitloop, crazy mate, off ya head
Onya = good on ya, way to go mate!
Off ya tits = Drunk or stoned
Off like the clappers = Going really fast
Pigs = Police
Piss like a shiela = Male putting S&%$ on another Male
Pissed = Drunk,full as a goog, blind, rolling drunk,smashed,plastered, out of it
Pissing in your pocket = When someone is sucking up to you, wants something
Paddy wagon = police car
Police = boys in blue
Pommie = Englishmen
Pouch of paws n' claws = pregnant, up the duff
Put on a turn = create a scene
Prang= Accident
Pop a Vein= To freak out, carry on a bit..You say to someone who is doing this " Oh come on, don't Pop a Vein" LOL
Raincoat = condom
Rare as rocking horse S&%$ = hens teeth = non existent
Ridgey Didge = the real thing, speaking the truth
Roo= kangaroo
Rug Rats= Children, Little tackers
Sanga= Sandwich
Sheila = girl,women,good sort, aussie females are known as a sheila
She'll be cool = Again the same as Bob's Your Uncle
Shit hits the fan = trouble, keep away, someone going off, every thing out in the open
Shithouse = toilet, other names that mean the same are,loo,dunny,crapper,throne
Shit the bed in the Morning = When one gets to work early..which for most is strange (laugh)
Sit on the throne = How it is described when going to the toilet
Seeing your best friend = man going for a pee
She'll be right mate = (a form of good old australian apathy)...nothing is a bother
Stone the flamin' crows = exclamation of bewilderment
Strewth = surprise or amazement
She'll be dandy = everything is cool, good
Stumped = Can't think no more, or haven't a clue what someone is talking about you say " well you have me stumped"
Spunky = A sexy guy or sheila
Smells like a dunny door on a prawn trawler= speaks for itself
Shit a brick = exclamation of stress
Shit faced = drunk or stoned
Slug = lay around and do nothing
Smell the bacon = the cops are here
Stress out = get uptight
Stress head = some one who is uptight
Stroppy = cranky, irate, narky
Sky Rocket= Pocket
Slug = Mans penis, snail without a shell..
Sour Pop = Lesbian also
Spit the dummy = same as Chucking a wobbly
Stuffed = tired, screwed up, had enough of
Sultana Bran = Raisan Bran
Snagger or Snag = Sausage
Specs = sunglasses, sunny's, shades
Steak and Kidney= Sydney, Australia
Strangle a python = Male describing himself going to the toilet
Stubbie short of a sixpack = Same as not the full quid..A bit thick
Shafted = When someone has a lend of you
Squizzy Taylor = To have a Look or to Check something out, to have a Sqizz
Stack it = To have a Prang, accident
Shaggin Wagon = Panel Van
Skull = To down a drink in one hit, usually a Beer
Stitched up = Same as shafted
Tally ho = farewell or goodbye or cigarette rolling papers
The other half = Referring to either partner, spouse
The Plod = Police
The back of Bourke = any remote place
The blackstump = any remote place

Thingamebob = term for an object when actual name is forgotton
Thingamejig = when your trying to think of someones name and can't remember
This Arvo = short for this afternoon
Thunders Rolling = Mothers on the loose, Deep shit, Trouble
Turn it up = Same as Fair crack of the whip
Tin Lids = Kids, children
Tinny = can of beer, aluminum dingy
Trouble & Strife = Wife
Taken to the cleaners = Been Had
Up at a Sparrows Fart = Have to get up early for work or something
Up th' duff = pregnant
uni = university
Up the creek = Polite way of saying you are Up S&%$ creek without a paddle
Up S&%$ creek without a paddle = You have blown it, done something which is hard to undo
Vegemite= A True Blue Aussie spread for Spreading on Bread, whatever
Veg Out = laze about in front of tele, to do stuff all
Visitor to Vegemite Valley = Poofter
Walloper = Police
Wanker = Idiot
Warwick farm = Arm
Whosiwhatsit = term for a person when their name is forgotton
Wig-warmer = a hat
Who let fluffy off the chain = same as farted,popped, dropped your guts
Whomajigger = term for a person or thing when the actual name is forgottton
Watch the Box = Watch the TV, or Tele
Water the horse = Male going to the toilet
Wife = the dragon lady
Wig-wam for a gooses bridle = same as thingamajig
White Cuppa= To have tea with milk added
Yank = American
Your shout/who's shout = the next round of alcoholic drinks