FRONT LAWN!!!

[PISSFARTER]

I been tellin the cook I'll mow the front lawn soon... Been sayin it for ages. Now I dun wanna do too good a job, so next time she'l think about askin me and say to herself FUCK THAT!! I was thinkin of just settin fire to the cunt, but I'll prolly burn down the house with it, so now I'm thinkin about the 30 litres of Roundup I got down the shed??? What do you blokes reckons a good quick cure for this grass shit?? 

[xr8man83]

yea mate use ur roundup and then just cement the whole lot and if she chucks the sads you could always just paint it green

[Wayne Dodson]

so what are you sellin?

[PISSFARTER]

so what are you sellin?

Fark all Wayne, But when i poison the carnt of a lawn, I'll have a lawnmower goin cheap, and a dustbowl that used to be a long bogans front lawn, I reckon it'l make top dollar as a beachside carpark? 6 bucks a hour is the goin rate in the big smoke!
I reckon I'll be able to but ten Commos on there and a few kingas. Fords can park for free, coz I'd just hook them cunts up to the tow truck and piss em all off to SimsMetal at $150.00 each. I'd be doin a public service aye??

[Flanno Kid]

You like doing public service.....in the ass.

[PISSFARTER]

You like doing public service.....in the ass.

good to see your stickin to your favourite subject! Are you a one trick pony or can ya do two now?

[bigdickjoe]

Get EFwannabe to cum over and rip some burnouts on it while ya sharin a VB!

[PISSFARTER]

Get EFwannabe to cum over and rip some burnouts on it while ya sharin a VB!

Yeah that's a top Idea!! He's shout but he'd get thirsty and anaemic and I'd get drunk, Tired, $100 for he's car at simsmatel and pinched for asault

[EF_wanabe]

Get EFwannabe to cum over and rip some burnouts on it while ya sharin a VB!

Yeah that's a top Idea!! He's shout but he'd get thirsty and anaemic and I'd get drunk, Tired, $100 for he's car at simsmatel and pinched for asault

lol sims metal what a waste.

I got some sad news my old man said i cant get a 8 or a 6 bloody oath these days what is it. Even me welding teacher called my old man a pooofta


I reckons theys should make slabs of long necks bloody oath that be sweioooot. But would suck if droping a slab of long necks.

[Wayne Dodson]

they do make slabs a long necks... i think ya only get 12 of the cunts tho

[PISSFARTER]

they do make slabs a long necks... i think ya only get 12 of the cunts tho

Yeah and theyre akward pricks to cary too

[Wayne Dodson]

good in a brown paper bag... go warm tho... farken they need ta make a bigger longneck holder

[PISSFARTER]

good in a brown paper bag... go warm tho... farken they need ta make a bigger longneck holder

Yep ,, I used to get hassled all the time by the coppers for walkin around with me open bottle in a brown paper bag. The cunts used to try to make me tip it out, so I'd just skull the cunt

[Wayne Dodson]

fucken coppers can be real cunts sometimes..  had some fucken run ins with the cunts.  in me vh the cunts kept pullin me over and givin me defects for shit... just cos it was a little fucked but i was restoring it cos it was a real shitter at the time... fucken muffler missing... who gives a fuck strewth

[PISSFARTER]

fucken coppers can be real cunts sometimes..  had some fucken run ins with the cunts.  in me vh the cunts kept pullin me over and givin me defects for shit... just cos it was a little fucked but i was restoring it cos it was a real shitter at the time... fucken muffler missing... who gives a fuck strewth

Farkin Mufflers, Theyve got a cheek I reckon.. All the daygoes drivin around wif their fucken rice pudding machines wif milo tins for exhasts, and they wanna hassle the poor ausie battler in his pride n joy, over a wer and tear issue. Half the coppers these days are wog, poofer pink shirt wearing homersexuals annyway??