MOST BOGAN FOOTBALL (AFL) TEAM

[BLUDGER]

Whaddyas reckon? Im biased but from all reports Collingwood have to hold the title hands down for the biggest Bogan supporters!

here's a sample, Joffa and the gang:-

[Flamin Morry]

these cunts are doin alright, they keep playin the way the have been playin all the other cunts can go get fucked coz the pies will win the flag in 2010

Fuck me the booze'll be flowin if they win it this year

[BLUDGER]

these cunts are doin alright, they keep playin the way the have been playin all the other cunts can go get fucked coz the pies will win the flag in 2010

Fuck me the booze'll be flowin if they win it this year

yeap Im stockin up the fridge as we speak!


GO THE FARKIN PIES!

[bigdickjoe]

these cunts are doin alright, they keep playin the way the have been playin all the other cunts can go get fucked coz the pies will win the flag in 2010

Fuck me the booze'll be flowin if they win it this year

yeap Im stockin up the fridge as we speak!


GO THE FARKIN PIES!

Fark it.

[BLUDGER]

Farkinhell BOGAN or not! Ya gotta love an 98 point win!! CAN THE FARIKIN MAGIES!!


THE BOMBERS ARE SPASTICS!!!
And Im dead set sick of all the collingwood haters sayin we've PEAKED TOO SOON! What a stupid comment to make!

[Flamin Morry]

lol...a farkin joffa movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw4Vtza1Ex0&feature=player_embedded

[jaxxen]

Yeah, definitely Collingwood. Although I reckon Port Adelaide might come close. Also Footscray and St. Kilda and Essendon.

Speaking of Collingwood, this week their injury list includes a Dick, a Ball, and a Goldsack! 

[jaxxen]

Two Jews walk into the Collingwood membership office and ask to buy season tickets.

The Lady behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?"

The Jews reply "Yes, of course!"
...
To which she replies,

"I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Collingwood supporter…"

[jaxxen]

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:

1.  A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2.  You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3.  You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.  Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5.  You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6.  Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7.  You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8.  A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9.  You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[BLUDGER]

It will be easy to spot a Collingwood supporter the satdy arvo mate! Well all be runin a muck celebrating our finals win!! LOL

[jaxxen]

I hope to the God in heaven you are wrong, BLUDGER! 

[BLUDGER]

SORRY JAXXEN!

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

[michel888]

I think They were supposed to keep playing games until they have a winner, but the AFL says there will be extra time at the end of this Grand Final to decide it, if need be.This would explain why there is so much Bogue Rage over the finale of Australia’s Next Top Model, as seen here: http://www.facebook.com/AustraliasNextTopModel