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Tank slappin HQ
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Gettn in strife for floggin the wife
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2006, 04:52:08 PM » |
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Q. What do you do for a drowning Fremantle player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. Whats the difference between Fremantle and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Fremantle players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Fremantle jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says,"Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer Fremantle players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."
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Q. If you see a Fremantle fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
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Q. What do Fremantle fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. What do you have when 100 Fremantle fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Fremantle fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Fremantle fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Fremantle fan - twice.
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Q. What's the difference between a female Fremantle fan and a Pit bull?
A. Lipstick
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Q. Santa Claus , the tooth fairy , an intelligent Fremantle fan, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk , of course ; the other three are mythical creatures.
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Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Fremantle Fan?
A. A Doberman.
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Q. What do Fremantle Fans use for birth control ?
A. Their personalities.
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Q. What is the difference between anFremantle Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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Show us yor tits!
Show us where your dad hit ya wif the axe!
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