The Burn-out thread

[Lil Carnt]

Oi, Bogan carnts.   

Whats the biggest & longest burnout you've done. We wanna hear about Distance, amount of smoke, how long (time wise) & anything that happened as a result.

Now no pullin' tha wool, youse have to be honest!  If ya haven't done a burnout yet, then your not a full blown bogan, so git out there & do one.

I've list some FAQ's with Definitions to help the weak minded

Q: What is a Burnout ? (for all those poofy carnts that are soft) - a burnout is not just spinning the wheels off the lights. A burnout is all about smoke'n the tyres & shit loads of it.

Q: What is a static burnout? A static burnout is a when your Stationary & smokin em up. normally wif 1 foot on the brake & 1 on the accelerator.

Q: What is a Skid ? no not screetchies, or what you do in ya undies. A skid is referred to as a moving burnout. where the car is moving while the bags are be'n smoked. Like drifting but slower.

Q: What are Bags, Hoops, Cheese cutters & rears ? : ya farkin dum arse, there tyres!!! 

Q: What is heel-toe action?  normally about racing technique for shift'n gears. Heel-toe action in a Burnout is when you have your right foot side-ways on both accelerator & brake pedals, and your left foot works the clutch. Takes some gittin used to, but is a good form of car control.

Q: Whats a doughnut? doing circles while pullin a burnout.

Q: Whats a double legga?  when you have both wheels smokin & leaving black lines on the road. you normally need a lsd or a spooled diff to do this.

Q: Lil Carnt, whats the best burnout you've done?  well fellow bogans, it was in me HJ ute, worked 350chev, T400, 9inch 3.25lsd with 275-BF goodies on the rear. Started out the front of me mates house, got plenty of smoke, then through it in to a doughy, then clicked it in to 2nd, used a touch of brake & fishy'd it up the road 400-odd meters to the end of the street. Then in to another doughy & then fishy'd it up the next street for 250m.
Created so much smoke that my mate follow'n me had to stop as he couldn't see 2 feet
in front of him. Awesome burnout, but gees it pissed off me mate's neighbours. HAHA
Have done hundreds of others, and vlown the tyres a few times, but that one was the most memorable.

[Rudolph Hess]

400 plus metres laying 2 lovely lines of licorice.

Was teaching my X missus how to fry tyres one night and when she was finished bouncing it on the rev limiter it was making noises like a babies rattle. One of the roller rockers lock nuts came undone. She thought she'd hurt the old thing.

Did a wedding for a mate and organised another couple of cars for him and because they were all 351's it was expected that a bit of smoke was made.

The old priest that was in the church booked another wedding as soon as the mates was finished so we were waiting for the photos before every left.

Any i just fucking nailed it first and lit them up, popped the clutch in and dropped it in second and let it rip got my foot on brake and went 2 street blocks laying rubber. The other 2 cars did something similar.
Fucked the old priest up because his next fucking wedding had a church full of rubber smoke

[aussie_pride]

pretty weak effort but with the new laws n shit i dont wanna fuckin loose me car so i recon bout 5m single spinner in factories is me best but theres been plenty of litte ones.

[PISSFARTER]

Back the truck up to about 1984! I had a grouse little LJ GTR Torana! I blew that many sixes and bango diffs up that I decided to piff the runnin gear and whack sumpfin decent between the rails! I chucked an L-34 spec 308 in her and after blowin up a ton of aussie four speeds, and more diffs, Finally got a 4 link set up on the arse end with a shortened 9 inch, and a tricked up powerglide! I cant give ya's specifics but i can tell ya's that I got evicted from two rental properties, and did me license for 3 years in that little monster, and all I had to do was stab the loud pedal to bag up the rear tyres!! And when I did it would cook a set of The Bf Goodrich radial T/A's in record time. I used to have to this to get it to turn, the fucken thing would ignore the steering and shunt straight ahead! It handled like a boat but went like a cut cat! I've done me share of blackies in me day, but i tell ya , I hate these cunts in their riced up shitheaps these days that wait till it rains then start spinnin their wheels? WTF is wrong wif these carnts?? By the way.... I sold that little GTR to mate of mine,,, a greek bloke nick named CHIEF, he's still got the carnt sittin in his yard and is VERY SLOWLY getting her back to original!!

[Lil Carnt]

pretty weak effort but with the new laws n shit i dont wanna fuckin loose me car so i recon bout 5m single spinner in factories is me best but theres been plenty of litte ones.

Piss weak effort, git back out there and do a bloody decent burnout. Go to an Industrial area at night (12am), find a quiet spot wif no ones around & smoke that single leggers until ya git at least 50m.

Tip: Hold it in the one spot for about 20 sec's to git the tyres noice & hot, and it'll build up plenty of smoke, then ease of the brake slightly, then turn the wheel 1 full turnto the left then let the rear kick out, then turn the wheel the other way & repeat, should get ya a
down the road doin fishies & do at least 50m!!!

[VB Mick]

My proudest effort was in the summernats burnout comp in 98, had tons of smoke going, had been smokin em for ages.... thumbs up out the windas etc.... then me 253 HQ split a radiator hose, coolant burst out and sprayed everywhere, steam galore (more than the smoke I reckon!)... I had to shut her down ASAP.  Scared the crap out me to be honest!

This was during eliminations though, and this sadly eliminated me that year.  Got heaps of cheers though!

[Lil Carnt]

My proudest effort was in the summernats burnout comp in 98, had tons of smoke going, had been smokin em for ages.... thumbs up out the windas etc.... then me 253 HQ split a radiator hose, coolant burst out and sprayed everywhere, steam galore (more than the smoke I reckon!)... I had to shut her down ASAP.  Scared the crap out me to be honest!

This was during eliminations though, and this sadly eliminated me that year.  Got heaps of cheers though!

Nice work Mick, I was there that year (I've been at the Nats almost every year since 93). In 98 I had me HZ ute there, it was a 253 also, but I only went in the show'n'shine & grass events. What colours ya commo?  might be in some of me old photo's.

[aussie_pride]

pretty weak effort but with the new laws n shit i dont wanna fuckin loose me car so i recon bout 5m single spinner in factories is me best but theres been plenty of litte ones.

Piss weak effort, git back out there and do a bloody decent burnout. Go to an Industrial area at night (12am), find a quiet spot wif no ones around & smoke that single leggers until ya git at least 50m.

Tip: Hold it in the one spot for about 20 sec's to git the tyres noice & hot, and it'll build up plenty of smoke, then ease of the brake slightly, then turn the wheel 1 full turnto the left then let the rear kick out, then turn the wheel the other way & repeat, should get ya a
down the road doin fishies & do at least 50m!!!

the fuckin single spinner is long gone mate now me new cars got irs in it and its a cunt to get the fuckin thing spining.

[VB Mick]

Nice work Mick, I was there that year (I've been at the Nats almost every year since 93). In 98 I had me HZ ute there, it was a 253 also, but I only went in the show'n'shine & grass events. What colours ya commo?  might be in some of me old photo's.

Commo?  Mate it's a HQ Kinga!  Back then she was a shiny white (resprayed in 1995 I think) with Dragway Pro chome rims!  If anyone has pics of me old girl (no, not the missus) then that would be very cool!  Cos back in those 35mm camera days I don't have many....

Living here near to Canberra the nats is an annual event for me!

First and only time I've done the burnout comp too!

Anyway, enough hijacking.... cmon youse cunts, surely youse are proud of some sort of burnout???

[Lil Carnt]

the fuckin single spinner is long gone mate now me new cars got irs in it and its a cunt to get the fuckin thing spining.

Bullshit!! I've done plenty in the work commo, and that's got IRS. Ya just need plenty of revs.

Trick wifa auto wif IRS is to leave it in first & punch it, and let the kick down come on hard & fast, and if it keeps hookin up, then go straight in to a doughy until theres heat in the tyres.

In a manual dump it at 4500-5000rpm, she'll farkin smoke up then. Just don't use too much brake & you'll be sweet.

But, I much prefer a live axle, like a mini-spooled 9inch, wiff 3.7:1gears. Now that's a perfect burnout diff!!!

[Lil Carnt]

Now you young dumb carnts be careful doing ya burnouts this weekend, cos it's a double demerit points.

But it's also double points score from Lil Carnt for any bloke that does a burnout this weekend & posts up a pic of it.  (and ya have to prove its u & prove tha date too)

Best Pic gets a prize. 

[yohoes]

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