Taxi Drivers!

[PISSFARTER]

Dead set, I got in farkin cab earlier today to go pick up the car from, a mates place and the Slimy black farkin Sheit, or whatever them sand niggers are with the bushy beards and the tea towell on their heads? Smelt like nothing I can begin to explain! In bogans terms he farkin PONGED!!! I wound the windows down in the rain it was that bad! And I told the cunt straight out, he neeeds to be introduced to mr soap, and mrs water! Fairdinkum is the drought that fakin bad?? I nearly chundered a few times, Dead set If I did, and lost a gutfull of VB coz of that cunt, I'd be back in the pen now!!
Is this just a melbourne thing or are these smelly cunts all over our wide brown land??

[PISSFARTER]

This cunt's the best Taxi Driver I've EVER seen! Maybe the habbibs could learn from the bloke??

[Rudolph Hess]

Nah Sydney is full of the smelly shits as well.

Fortunately Brisbane has been infiltrated with Leb and curry munching cabbies yet

[PISSFARTER]

I bet them Nazi cab drivers are on the bugle too! Eatin all that Bratwurst, and farkin cum drenched leiderhosen things they wear???

[Rudolph Hess]

Don't know i've never had a Kraut driver

[lesgaligan]

fark off nazzi carnt

[Dikko]

In the WEST there are not so many "Towel heads" steerin Taxis as there is farkin Indian/ paki's. Ya gota make sure the carnts know were the fark they are goin, I had 1 carnt ask me wich way to go once, farkin nearly blu me top, stupid farks.
Had a Muslim fark give me mates missus a hard time about the way she was dressed(tits out) and he told her that women should not leave the home without thier Husbands n shit, she farkin lost it , farkin tore stips orf the caunt, called him all the names under the sun, he stopped the cab and asked her to get out, she did.
Just take a good look at the foto on thier taxi ticket next time yous are in a cab, make sure its the right cunt drivin, if it aint wright all the shit down bout the taxi n dob the carnts in. Fuckers
Ive bin done for asaultin a taxi driver before, cunt was German, tryd runnin me down cause I give him a mouthfull, then me mate was inta him thru the window, the Judge let us off and said the driver shoulda bin done as I had visible injuries at the time and he had none.

[Rudolph Hess]

fark off nazzi carnt

Now don't be like that.

[Wayne Dodson]

fark off nazzi carnt

ease fucken up les hes just taken the piss outta them other cunts

[PISSFARTER]

fark off nazzi carnt

ease fucken up les hes just taken the piss outta them other cunts

Ya shouldnt drink if ya get nasty Les!!

[Big Fella]

This Hess bloke seems like a nice bloke. He makes me laugh anyway.

[PISSFARTER]

Yeah old Hess, Is in on the GIGGLE!!! 

[Flamin Morry]

Those dune coons are right smelly cunts, and have all their bullshit pray shit everywhere

The curries are funny bastards though, you can take the piss when they talk funny.

Last year I chundered in the back of a maxi taxi, tried the ol sly chuck down the side of the seat, the cunt smelled it and stopped in the middle of the road told me to clean the shit up. I nearly chucked again from laughter at him getting all nasty, luckily the missus cleaned it up!

[B1]

the curry munchers cant drive for shit as well!!!

[Rudolph Hess]

Your fucking right there.

Poor biggers are used to going 15 wide into a 2 lane round about.
They go allright when they're not trying use all 4 lanes at once like they do in Bombay and Dehli