STICKY: How do I do a burnout?

[Barry]

just picked up a vp commodore with 415,000km on the clock for $400. seems pretty thrashed but i've always wanted to ark up outside the pub after a few too many beers. car is all stock except for those cop lookin wheels. i tried stompin the brake and accelerator at the same time but the back just squats and fuckall happens. has pretty new tyres on it tho. what's next fellas, lay some oil down or get a few of the boys to lift the guards to get her spinnin?

cheers,
Barry.

[Love Stain]

What you need to do is get a shitty car like a soarer and put that in the carpark.
Gently nudge your car into its bumper. Pump the brake a bit then slam the go stick. The anchor of the soarer will get ya go.
Then let rip with the single legger!

[Wayne Dodson]

just picked up a vp commodore with 415,000km on the clock for $400. seems pretty thrashed but i've always wanted to ark up outside the pub after a few too many beers. car is all stock except for those cop lookin wheels. i tried stompin the brake and accelerator at the same time but the back just squats and fuckall happens. has pretty new tyres on it tho. what's next fellas, lay some oil down or get a few of the boys to lift the guards to get her spinnin?

cheers,
Barry.

good deal there mate i gotta $250 vh once that did sum burnouts i dunno wat is happenin there mate maybe get sum exhaust happnin even me vh ripped sum a vp shouldnt have much trubs... maybe need more weight in the back

[EF_wanabe]

Why weight in the back i was going to make a thred on this but kinda didnt wana look gay.

What im going to do is get new pads at the front some pricey ones n then oil up the rear brakes.

[LordYuppy]

What you need is to perhaps put a turbo in your car, efveryone knows that commys can't do burnouts. I suggest you take th eold engine out altogether and swap it wiht an SR20, 1JZ or 2JZ, or even RB26 engines, they are the best engines, and nothing will beat them. Turbo charging is what you need mate!

What you need to do is get a shitty car like a soarer and put that in the carpark.
Gently nudge your car into its bumper. Pump the brake a bit then slam the go stick. The anchor of the soarer will get ya go.
Then let rip with the single legger!

Or howabout you get out of the commy and get inside the soarer and do a proper burnout on its own without homies lifting your car up etc. that is just cheating!

[LordYuppy]

Oh, and paint it salmon, it will go faster!

[EF_wanabe]

Or howabout you get out of the commy and get inside the soarer and do a proper burnout on its own without homies lifting your car up etc. that is just cheating!

Fukn poofter yuppy not everyones got the dough to buy a V8 u poof and u also dont.

[LordYuppy]

Or howabout you get out of the commy and get inside the soarer and do a proper burnout on its own without homies lifting your car up etc. that is just cheating!

Fukn poofter yuppy not everyones got the dough to buy a V8 u poof and u also dont.

Nah, I dont; have the dough to buy an aussie V8, if I did I might just as well burn that money, or chiuck it in the rubbish tip. Aussie V8s are not worth the metal they're made form. A beemer V8 on the othe hand, yeah got one, then got a few more cars, as shown on this photo:

[EF_wanabe]

LOL Yuppy crap house.

[LordYuppy]

LOL Yuppy crap house.

Better than your trialer park home!

[EF_wanabe]

Ya fukn yank poofter its actually called hosuing trust.

[LordYuppy]

Ya fukn yank poofter its actually called hosuing trust.

You're an idiot!

[EF_wanabe]

Yes he is offline.

Ok time for some valuable posts im curious on why to add more weight.

Maybe add more air in the rear tyres or lower could be air pressure but i doubt it.

[chippy]

lord yuppy is a dumbass

[EF_wanabe]

i think for an auto ya push half the brake on n flour it slowly.