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« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2006, 09:59:06 PM »
Quote from: aussie_pride on October 17, 2006, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: Dikko on October 17, 2006, 10:33:09 PM
Quote from: Love Stain on October 12, 2006, 06:01:35 PM
Scooters are like fat chicks..


They are fun to ride till your mates find out

Ime with you Stain.

thats fuckin hillarious

too right !
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hes the king of fashion in his neighbourhood, with his tight blue jeans & a flannelet shirt. a well kept mullet an a packet of smokes, his mates will tell you hes a real top bloke his real name's barry but his friends call Him bazza !
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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2006, 07:50:38 PM »
like fat chicks.
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King Bogan

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"Wayne Dodson  cos we had this cunt of all cunts whos name was lord yuppy... fucken poofter had pink shirts, scootersn bloody hommasexual cars galore"

That is 1 sweiooot saying hommasexual cars galore
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« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2006, 04:25:43 PM »
Quote from: EF_wanabe on October 25, 2006, 07:50:38 PM
like fat chicks.

get rootin them fattys junior , they root like its there last
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hes the king of fashion in his neighbourhood, with his tight blue jeans & a flannelet shirt. a well kept mullet an a packet of smokes, his mates will tell you hes a real top bloke his real name's barry but his friends call Him bazza !
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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2006, 11:49:53 PM »
Quote from: cut_snake_vb_sle on October 31, 2006, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: EF_wanabe on October 25, 2006, 07:50:38 PM
like fat chicks.

get rootin them fattys junior , they root like its there last


Sweet mate.

thanks for the tip top tru blu aussie tip.
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King Bogan

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"Wayne Dodson  cos we had this cunt of all cunts whos name was lord yuppy... fucken poofter had pink shirts, scootersn bloody hommasexual cars galore"

That is 1 sweiooot saying hommasexual cars galore
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« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2006, 07:54:58 PM »
If I put out I'd feel popular right now  Tongue
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« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2006, 10:36:39 PM »
Smoke it baby !
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« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2006, 11:37:34 AM »
lol nice
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King Bogan

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"Wayne Dodson  cos we had this cunt of all cunts whos name was lord yuppy... fucken poofter had pink shirts, scootersn bloody hommasexual cars galore"

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« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2007, 01:36:04 AM »
Yikes!
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« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2007, 08:57:32 PM »
Swoit

I ride anything, plump chicks included!
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2007, 02:48:49 PM »
I bloody tell ya, like scooters ain't bad enough, those bloody kiddy's shoes with the rollers in the bottom of dem are right bloody bastards of things, ya go to the shopping centre and ya just about git bowled over by these little shits rolling around on there shoes! Little bastards, should just knock em over and give em a clip round the ears!
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« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2007, 05:08:15 PM »
Quote from: cut_snake_vb_sle on October 31, 2006, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: EF_wanabe on October 25, 2006, 07:50:38 PM
like fat chicks.

get rootin them fattys junior , they root like its there last

swoooit. i would do a fat chick
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orrright cunts orright ill get em to turn swearin off guess theres not many shazzas round ere to offend
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« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2007, 07:14:28 PM »
Quote from: LordYuppy on October 19, 2006, 07:51:14 PM
Quote from: EF_wanabe on October 19, 2006, 07:49:51 PM
a limmo u realy are gay.

You call all rich people gay don't you! I employ a loser like you at 10 bux an hour to drive me around everywhere and be available 24/7...
You employ blokes like us in the hope we'll piss on ya to give you the smell of a man! And your available to lick arses 24/7 good on ya! now on ya scooter arsehole rooter!
See I made a rhyme, thats funny and poetic!!!
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« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2007, 09:44:34 PM »
a bloke ridin a scooter probably about as funny as a one legged lezzo on a fuckin pogo stick
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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2007, 06:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Flamin Morry on January 21, 2007, 09:44:34 PM
a bloke ridin a scooter probably about as funny as a one legged lezzo on a fuckin pogo stick
Funny but man next time ya see one of dem lezzos can take a snap and senit to me, I wanna teach my shazza that trick!!
Notice that Scooter areshole rooter needs his mate behind him (no suprize there) To hold the friggin thing, and no doubt lift the back t git the tire spinnin, prolly wasted a gallon of piss to git the ground wet! I aint about ta die wondering!!!
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