Scooters

[LordYuppy]

Hello there!

What do you guys think about those scooters that you see on the streets lately? I've seen one just on the way back from lunch, very lovely looking ones, you can zip through the traffic everywhere, it costs a few cents to fill up too. Would all you bogans ever buy/ride one? I think they are very trendy hey! I've borrowed one off my mate the other day and I cruised the strip at full throttle, must have been going like 40 kays an hour, crazy stuff! I surely stood out more than all those VR SS Commonwhores and Toranas crusing past the place. I could sense all eyes were on me, chicks were admiring me, and of course in the end I got laid as usual. I think they are very masculine and stuff. Also they go well with the Lous Vuitton carry-all bag I bought the other day (it's like a little bag to keep your keys and stuff, you carry it in your hand, it's latest fashion from Europe). Now I'm just shopping around for a salmon helmet... anyone know where I can get one from?

[Wayne Dodson]

Hello there!

What do you guys think about those scooters that you see on the streets lately? I've seen one just on the way back from lunch, very lovely looking ones, you can zip through the traffic everywhere, it costs a few cents to fill up too. Would all you bogans ever buy/ride one? I think they are very trendy hey! I've borrowed one off my mate the other day and I cruised the strip at full throttle, must have been going like 40 kays an hour, crazy stuff! I surely stood out more than all those VR SS Commonwhores and Toranas crusing past the place. I could sense all eyes were on me, chicks were admiring me, and of course in the end I got laid as usual. I think they are very masculine and stuff. Also they go well with the Lous Vuitton carry-all bag I bought the other day (it's like a little bag to keep your keys and stuff, you carry it in your hand, it's latest fashion from Europe). Now I'm just shopping around for a salmon helmet... anyone know where I can get one from?

strewth mate scooters

you really are just yankin our chains arent ya... fucken school holidays

[LordYuppy]

Ok, so you don't like scooters I take it? That was just a question mate, open for discussions 

[Love Stain]

Scooters are like fat chicks..


They are fun to ride till your mates find out

[Bloomy]

Your kidding aren't you? A bloody homa-sexual scooter? Shit you make me laugh.

Scooters are just another target on the road for any bloke in his ute with his 5poster attached to the front.
You'd be a right bloody prime target in your pink shirt and white suit.

[EF_wanabe]

LOL u seruious are gay.

Ive curntly got a Scooter none electric or fuel pretty shie iv bent it an all from 360's

[cut_snake_vb_sle]

Scooters are like fat chicks..


They are fun to ride till your mates find out

too right !


me mate gazza had 1 wen he was 16 , he ported the head & put avgas in it & it caught on fire & burnt/melted to the ground ! there was a stain on the road for years afta ! true story !

[EF_wanabe]

nice one gazza.

[Wayne Dodson]

Scooters are like fat chicks..


They are fun to ride till your mates find out

too right !


me mate gazza had 1 wen he was 16 , he ported the head & put avgas in it & it caught on fire & burnt/melted to the ground ! there was a stain on the road for years afta ! true story !

fucken nice one sounds awesome carnt

[LordYuppy]

Your kidding aren't you? A bloody homa-sexual scooter? Shit you make me laugh.

Scooters are just another target on the road for any bloke in his ute with his 5poster attached to the front.
You'd be a right bloody prime target in your pink shirt and white suit.

Metrosexual flowerboy, metrosexual... big difference. I do the chicks, therefore I'm straight! A lot of you bogans on these forums have admitted you do the guys when in jail or whatnot, therefore yous are the pooftas!

[EF_wanabe]

So what mate ur a gay nice one targets for guys in UTEs

[Bloomy]

I know when I get me XD Falcon ute 351 V8 with a huge black 5poster I'll be on the look out for carnts like that, bash into the tossers, and I wouldn't be worried about them denting the bar or me car, cause 1. They're SOFT! 2. Old utes like XD's XB's XY's WB's HT's etc are right proper tough utes, not like the plastci shit they build today!

[LordYuppy]

I know when I get me XD Falcon ute 351 V8 with a huge black 5poster I'll be on the look out for carnts like that, bash into the tossers, and I wouldn't be worried about them denting the bar or me car, cause 1. They're SOFT! 2. Old utes like XD's XB's XY's WB's HT's etc are right proper tough utes, not like the plastci shit they build today!

So you need to get a hard car to compensate for your soft dick yeah? I get a soft scooter to compensate for my hard dick you see...

[Bloomy]

I'm not sure what a doft dick is, but then it could be some term you wooly woofters use, I'll believe you that your dick is always hard could be a combination of a few things,
1. You've got Westlife posters up in your office
2. You take Viagra so your little pin looks sort of big cause its always up
3. You get off over stockbroking
4. Your busy over looking males at your work
5. Your too busy tugging it all the time cause your boyfriend ain't at work with ya
6. The rod up your arse came out your uretha

you can pick which one best suits you.
I'm gonna get a hard car because that's what real aussie blokes get when they have their full license.

[LordYuppy]

I'm not sure what a doft dick is, but then it could be some term you wooly woofters use, I'll believe you that your dick is always hard could be a combination of a few things,
1. You've got Westlife posters up in your office
2. You take Viagra so your little pin looks sort of big cause its always up
3. You get off over stockbroking
4. Your busy over looking males at your work
5. Your too busy tugging it all the time cause your boyfriend ain't at work with ya
6. The rod up your arse came out your uretha

you can pick which one best suits you.
I'm gonna get a hard car because that's what real aussie blokes get when they have their full license.

Hahha, nah, none of the above mate. Although if those are the things to get your dick hard then I'm feel sorry for you flowerboy, you obviously mention those from some sort of experience, whether your personal experience, or maybe something that your dad had to do to get it up and conceive you, who knows...