Morris Minors

[Flanno Kid]

Sorry cunt the XF's have more go than some import British Morris Minor. Anyway the XF falcons were a better car than what was around at the time.......VL Commodore anyone?

[PISSFARTER]

What a wog box!! Is the handle on the boot so ya can push the cunt home! That is the ugliest farken wogified falcoon I've ever seen. And the Vl stockys as much as I hate em would beat that cunt in nuetral!!

[Flanno Kid]

I can assure you the XF falcon is one of the most Australian things around. Piss your european import Commonwhore off.

[PISSFARTER]

I can assure you the XF falcon is one of the most Australian things around. Piss your european import Commonwhore off.

Fark me dead you aim low!! The most aussie thing around? How far have you travelled since ya dribbled ouutta some wogs dick??? Cars are the least Australian thing around!!   Try the humble hills hoist, the victa mower, the wine cask, the black box flight recorder! Need I say more? Or are we gunna start with the native flora and fauna too!!

[stanute]

AY! Pissy.
Never argue with idiots mate, first they bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.

Ford people have no brains and are happy without 'em.

What a wog box!! Is the handle on the boot so ya can push the cunt home!

BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA,   Thats fuckin funny mate!

[PISSFARTER]

AY! Pissy.
Never argue with idiots mate, first they bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.

Ford people have no brains and are happy without 'em.

What a wog box!! Is the handle on the boot so ya can push the cunt home!

BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA,   Thats fuckin funny mate!

Yeah ya right mate! The way my pop used to say that ! WAS:- NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEYL DRAG YA DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YA WITH CHANGE!!!

Why the fuck do the ford gang start this shit all the time?? Surely they know deep down tha holdens are more AUSSIE than Fords!!! I guess the truth huts hey??? Look at the front page of this site, main page, Kingswood gets a mention, I dun see no ford fuckbox on there!!

[besty]

Hey pisser wots the drivetrain inya Morry

[PISSFARTER]

Hey pisser wots the drivetrain inya Morry

its the Cooks morry! and its Rice!!! A datto A-1200! Gotta whack a turbo on soon!
Alraedy got Celica 5 speed, and an independant rear end , outta some fandangled GTO Mitzi!! She hums along, and turns heads but ,not my cuppa tea, was just built in me spare time , as she always wanted one!!! Oh yeah Upgraded the drums on the front to disks,with morris major booster , and put hydralic shocker upgrade on it too!!! Chucks a ripper skid!!!
I seen a grouse Ute one the other day with a blown v8 in it!!!

[besty]

Sounds awrite Im rebuilding a herbie beetle at the mo
as she has allways wanted one
gotta keep the cook happy 

[PISSFARTER]

The beatles and the Morries share a bit of history! The beatle Volkswagen translates to PEOPLES CAR! The krauts built them so every one could afford a car!
The poms did the same thing with the morries but earlier I think? Only prob with the beatle is theyre air cooled, so they dont like the heat!! Gotta drive em like miss daisy in the hotter months!! But no bad if ya blow the cunt up, only four bolts holdin the donk in!!

[Flanno Kid]

AY! Pissy.
Never argue with idiots mate, first they bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.

Ford people have no brains and are happy without 'em.

What a wog box!! Is the handle on the boot so ya can push the cunt home!

BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA,   Thats fuckin funny mate!

Ur no better dumb cunt. The ford badge aint a circle the fucking holden one is.
DUMB CUNTS THE WHOLE LOT OF YA.

[PISSFARTER]

AY! Pissy.
Never argue with idiots mate, first they bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.

Ford people have no brains and are happy without 'em.

What a wog box!! Is the handle on the boot so ya can push the cunt home!

BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA,   Thats fuckin funny mate!

Ur no better dumb cunt. The ford badge aint a circle the fucking holden one is.
DUMB CUNTS THE WHOLE LOT OF YA.

Hey champ- why'd ya put up a picture of ya cars arse? Oh yeah its a ford and were all happy to see them things leave!! Was the font hooked up to a tow truck?

[Flanno Kid]

I couldnt photograph the front because i was rooting ya mum at the time.

[PISSFARTER]

I couldnt photograph the front because i was rooting ya mum at the time.

Thats right ya were too! she told me all about it!  She said you were ok till ya unzipped ya fly, and flopped out what she described as  weird scabby soft thing, that looked a bit like a penis only smaller!!!! She's a good sport my mum, for an old 79 yo! She reckons yer only as old as the man you feel! And the three minute marathon she had with you made her feel a 110!!!! She reckons she feels guilty too, coz she charged ya $200 for an hour and ya came as quick as ya went!! Ah well the first ones the one ya remember for ever they reckon!!!

[Flanno Kid]

Yeah it was fucking awesome. Go fuck your boyfriend and put on a pink polo shirt that matches HRT's colour scheme.