Morris Minors

[Billy Baxter]

Whatta youse blokes reckon? One a me boys wants to buy one of em to do up an he wants a bitta cash from me ter help im buy it but I reckon thems poofta pommie cars an I said hes not getting my doh to waste on that crap.

[VB Mick]

Fag boxes.

Get him to do up a kinga, or something modern like an XE 351 Clevo....

[Bloomy]

A Morris Minor? Or do you mean a Rover or Leyland Mini?

Cause the parts ain't bloody cheap or easy to find. Cost an arm and a leg to do up an old model like them.
Better off pointing him, if he wants a small car, towards an 2Litre Escort, TD Gemini, LJ Torana, TD or TC Cortina or old 70's Capri. Thems the way to go, plenty built in Aus so easy enough to find a parts dealer. That and they'd have plenty more juice under his foot.

[PISSFARTER]

jUST DID uP A MORRIS MINOR FOR ME MISSUS, LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE fj AND GOES LIKE THE CLAPPERS, ITS GOT A LITTLE DATTO 12OO (I KNOW RICE MOTOR) IN IT AND ITS FOR SALE. nOT MY CUPPA TEA BUT IT TURNS HEADS! fAT tYRES, EXTRATORS AND ALL, sELLING IT FOR $3,500. tHATS CHEAP IT COST THAT JUST TO PUT THE MOTOR IN!
i'LL WHACK UP A PHOTO

[PISSFARTER]

A Morris Minor? Or do you mean a Rover or Leyland Mini?

Cause the parts ain't bloody cheap or easy to find. Cost an arm and a leg to do up an old model like them.
Better off pointing him, if he wants a small car, towards an 2Litre Escort, TD Gemini, LJ Torana, TD or TC Cortina or old 70's Capri. Thems the way to go, plenty built in Aus so easy enough to find a parts dealer. That and they'd have plenty more juice under his foot.

Bloomy, Little known fact for ya. They still make every single panel and part for the Morris minors. And they aint that dear. Theres a place in Moorabin Vic that sells it ALL!!

[Flanno Kid]

All these kinds of cars should be crushed and made into VB tinnies.

[PISSFARTER]

All these kinds of cars should be crushed and made into VB tinnies.

Arent you the constructive one!!
It was found in a paddock! Had been a goat/sheep house for 30 years. Ground up rebuild! But of course all that means nothing to a dummy like you. Have ya worked out ya first jigsaw puzzzle yet, or did ya chuck it to the shithouse coz ya opened tha box and thought it was broken???
Harden the fuck up, or shut the fark up!!!

[Flanno Kid]

Arent you the constructive one!!
It was found in a paddock! Had been a goat/sheep house for 30 years. Ground up rebuild! But of course all that means nothing to a dummy like you. Have ya worked out ya first jigsaw puzzzle yet, or did ya chuck it to the shithouse coz ya opened tha box and thought it was broken???
Harden the fuck up, or shut the fark up!!!

1.I dont give a rats ass if johny farking howard used it to f u c k your mum, its still a piece of shit.
2. Jigsaw puzzles are for poofs who restore Morris Minors.

Sit the f u c k down or ill make you sit the f u c k down.

[PISSFARTER]

Arent you the constructive one!!
It was found in a paddock! Had been a goat/sheep house for 30 years. Ground up rebuild! But of course all that means nothing to a dummy like you. Have ya worked out ya first jigsaw puzzzle yet, or did ya chuck it to the shithouse coz ya opened tha box and thought it was broken???
Harden the fuck up, or shut the fark up!!!

1.I dont give a rats ass if johny farking howard used it to f u c k your mum, its still a piece of shit.
2. Jigsaw puzzles are for poofs who restore Morris Minors.

Sit the f u c k down or ill make you sit the f u c k down.

So whats your hobby- besides bein a diggers rest, a moreton bay fig and cows hoof?
If ya even dream of MAKIN me sit down - best you wake up and apologise!!!

[Flanno Kid]

Sounds like your all piss and wind mate. Why dont ya sit down before you make yourself look embrassed.

[PISSFARTER]

Dream on flanellette KID!! Is this all ya've got to say? If so why dun ya fuck off wiff them NAZI fuckwits ? Yood be a top lil gangster amoung that crew!!

[Flanno Kid]

Mate if i were going to be part of a minority I SURE AS FARK wouldnt be a Nazi Skinhead. Why don't you 'head' over to japan for some nice rice lovin?
Now pissoff and drive ya Morris Minor.

[PISSFARTER]

OK I will, bet I get there faster than you di on ya scooter with ya rainbow gaybo stickers all over it!! Minority?, you were born part of one! What do they call the spastic society today!!

[Flanno Kid]

Mate I've got 4 Xf's so that shits over your poofter scooter theory. Isn't being a bogan a minority? "OK I will" so that means you DO give head to japanesse business men?
Go off and sing ABBA wanka.

[PISSFARTER]

Mate I've got 4 Xf's so that shits over your poofter scooter theory. Isn't being a bogan a minority? "OK I will" so that means you DO give head to japanesse business men?
Go off and sing ABBA wanka.

4 XF'S, No doubt all fucked!! Total value @ $100 a ton a simsmetal $400bucks!!
Whats yer adress I pay $50 bux each to tow them things ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!