Cars Rich Carnts Drive.

[The Howards]

If I was farkin rich and had assets an' shit I reckon I'd rive the bestest car in the whole farkin world....the Holden Statesman. Yer have to be a real rich carnt to have one.

Pretend youse had dosh..wot wood ya drive.??

[VB Mick]

Love the statos!

[bigdickjoe]

there grandpa cars! The rich carnts drive BMW's FTW!

[The Howards]

there grandpa cars! The rich carnts drive BMW's FTW!

In my neighbourhood farkin pooftas drive BMW's and real men drive holdens 'n' fords.

[Dikko]

I am no rich carnt, but when I was 17 (20 yrs ago) and on me "P's" I used ta criuse the Streets of Melborne and Frankston in me farkin 308 Deville. It was pretty fuckin dangerous for any other road user and fuckin pedestrians cause the road rules are differant between WA and Vic. Turnin right from the left hand lane was a fucken beauty, massive burnouts and loss of control when hittin those bloody tram lines. I knocked some fuckin pedestrian over in St Kilda, cunts shouldnt try and cross the road when im turnin left, bit of a blind spot. Cause I was wearin WA plates cunts used ta abuse the shit outa me. It was mint out at the Glen Waverly footy stadium, circle work in the carpark paddock before headin back ta Tooradin.

Wouldnt drive one nowa days, Holdens are pieces of shit.

[bigdickjoe]

Yeah mate had a Deville, still remember snapping it into drive many times while going fast in reverse to lite them up! The cops done us for the licorice straps left all down the street! Fuk the rubber though, we didnt care. But we did leave behind shards of tailshafts, wheel studs and gearbox oil on the road for our efforts! We used to celebrate breakin somthin in the  drivetrain with a barbecue, beer and rodney rude blastin out of the shed on full volume! 

[The Howards]

I am no rich carnt, but when I was 17 (20 yrs ago) and on me "P's" I used ta criuse the Streets of Melborne and Frankston in me farkin 308 Deville. It was pretty fuckin dangerous for any other road user and fuckin pedestrians cause the road rules are differant between WA and Vic. Turnin right from the left hand lane was a fucken beauty, massive burnouts and loss of control when hittin those bloody tram lines. I knocked some fuckin pedestrian over in St Kilda, cunts shouldnt try and cross the road when im turnin left, bit of a blind spot. Cause I was wearin WA plates cunts used ta abuse the shit outa me. It was mint out at the Glen Waverly footy stadium, circle work in the carpark paddock before headin back ta Tooradin.

Wouldnt drive one nowa days, Holdens are pieces of shit.

Sounds like Hastings.

[Wayne Dodson]

Yeah mate had a Deville, still remember snapping it into drive many times while going fast in reverse to lite them up! The cops done us for the licorice straps left all down the street! Fuk the rubber though, we didnt care. But we did leave behind shards of tailshafts, wheel studs and gearbox oil on the road for our efforts! We used to celebrate breakin somthin in the  drivetrain with a barbecue, beer and rodney rude blastin out of the shed on full volume! 

fark me that sounds beaut mate

[fangle_dangle]

If I was a rich cunt I'd just put more money into the HT... fucken love the thing... fuck all this BMW shit... their not for rich carnts...there for fags